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Master and Jeannie on they're way to Vegas

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Jeannie
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0 posted 03-27-2000 09:09 PM       View Profile for Jeannie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeannie

Master and Jeannie
on their way to Vegas.

Beep, beep,
Master hop
on in let's
drive to Vegas
I saw this car
at the dealership
and blink it's ours
let's get on
the move
to meet
the other's in Vegas.
I love Camaro's
look it's convertible
is it this switch,
nope
windshield wipers,
how about
this one,
nope
what's happening
the cars going to fast
I can't stop
why's it look like
the road is ending
way up ahead
oh no,
I think
we're in big trouble
Master what do I do?
A cliff no!!!
O.K. Master
I'll get us out
of this,
blink, blink,
open your eyes
Master we're flying
in the sky.
(ONE FLEW OVER
on the ground)
There's a bird,
no it's a plane,
no it's Dr. Moose
and Jeannie.
© Copyright 2000 Jeannie - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 03-27-2000 11:28 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Welcome to the family...please check your email for a special welcome...  
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2 posted 03-29-2000 02:04 PM       View Profile for ONE FLEW OVER   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ONE FLEW OVER

LadyinRed, LadyinRed
it's the Doc
and that crazy Jeannie
what are they doing
in the sky in a Camaro?
Oh no, it's coming down
it's gonna land
oh my, on Andrew our king.
Knock him over
drag him away,
he can't see through
his casino chips
mesmerized as such
he needs a gentle nudge.
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3 posted 03-29-2000 02:54 PM       View Profile for TerryW   Email TerryW   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit TerryW's Home Page   View IP for TerryW

Welcome, Jeannie!
   That was very good!  I will smile all day now!    

 ~you reached inside, you touched my heart,
and I am all the better for it~
Terry A. Woodson, Jr.
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4 posted 03-30-2000 04:21 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Cruisin' down the strip , with the Jinn by my side
Six-pack O'Holley's , this is one tricked out ride
Top skinned way back , with the sun on my face
Maybe this Vegas , ain't such  a bad place

Full throated power , at my command
Got the air/fuel mix down , so this baby will stand
The dyno-shop says , she's just shy of six horses
She's got power to weight , like a meal with ten courses

Head turnin' style , from the ground right on up
Like the Jinn in the bucket ( I'm one lucky pup )
Red light ahead some dude in a 'Vette
Thinks he's got somethin' special , I'm willin' to bet

Rev 'er up around three , let 'er sing to the crowd
Catch the green off the line , dude be eatin' smoke cloud
Two oh six in the quarter , come up fast on the bus
Got some sign on the back , that's covered in dust

" This way to the Wiz , he's in Michigan "
Town's a dot in the mirror , let the road trip begin ...
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5 posted 03-30-2000 07:51 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Hmmm... Lets see... 50 on Red, Doc's spleen on Green... and ah... how about this convertable on 36 Black.   ROLLEM!

Hey Moose... nice of you to drop in. Who's the good lookin' one with the twitch and skimpy clothes?  And by the way... nice ride.  Seen Red around?

Hey! What ya know... double ought green! We just won another spleen!  There'll be plenty to eat tonight!
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6 posted 03-30-2000 10:17 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Yo , Drew good to see you in passing .
We'll meet up at Ron's , now that we know where he is . Keep that "bus" on the straight and narrow , and we'll see you there
Doc
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7 posted 03-30-2000 11:24 PM       View Profile for Jeannie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeannie

Oh Master your one heck of a driver
you've magic in your pedal to metal.
What are these O'Holleys you drink?
I prefer Riunite Lambrusco very cold
had a whole bottle once think I died.
No, that's when a mean old Wizard
shoved me into a jar with some book
seemed I was there forever sleeping
till you came along Master to free me.
If the Wizard ever finds out I'm loose
he will place a curse on all the world
I overheard him talking in his castle
he said Juliet will forever be cursed
for leaving him at the altar as she ran.
I feared for my life cause I had power
he made me a pawn to some knight
who thought me to be his toy to abuse.
I blinked his knight into an ugly frog
as the Wizard had mated him a wife
so no longer could I be seen around
so he banished me to never return.



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8 posted 03-31-2000 02:32 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Hey Dr. Moose where you going so fast
how's our fun here in Vegas gonna last
when like a bullet your speed long past
I have to say your into having this blast

We been awaiting your arrival for days
this Vegas place is a complete maze
Andrew our king is lost in a chip faze
and Juliet drifted into a marriage haze

I've been walking the streets pondering
while everyone else takes to wandering
ONE FLEW is somewhere meandering
Justin Nuendo is left alone squandering

The Chips were outrageously entertaining
for once I was not doing any complaining
my eyes watching and happily complying
I had to leave to soon there is no denying

Now will you come back and give us a spin
and properly introduce all of us to your Jinn
when did this cute pairing of you both begin
is she the reason behind such a happy grin?


[This message has been edited by Nurse Crachet (edited 03-31-2000).]
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9 posted 03-31-2000 03:15 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Why Nurse C. my dear , how have you been ?
Come back you say ,I'll give these wheels a spin.
My manners are slipping ,this I will admit
But I thought you knew Jeannie, from the "You can Ron " bit
She popped from a bottle , like all the Jinns do
She's quite a good looker , keeps me out of the stew
Don't know how much longer , I'll be here on the strip
I've got word that the Wiz, has a Michigan Zip
Got the Moosle car loaded , and I'm closin' in
Load up the "Bus" ,let the Villanelle win


[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 03-31-2000).]
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10 posted 03-31-2000 04:52 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Say Doc! Hold up for just a sec
Let me cash in these chips and spleen
Lady Luck gave me a blank check
I'd say at least half a mil clean

Hey Red! Check out Moose's new ride
A convertible that can fly
With twitchy Jinn right by his side
It's time we wave Vegas good by

Doc says we are Michigan bound
Detroit Rock City is for us
It's where the Wizard can be found
And the elusive silly-bus

Time or two I've been to Detroit
To Greek town for pizza and beer
Hit it Doc Moose! Like A.J. Foit
Time to fly our group out of here

Never you mind the cost of gas
I've got lots of green-backs to burn
Its time we go kick some Wiz ass
And the where about's of bus learn

Rest assured my Lady in Red
Doc's auto will get us there fast
Just forget the flashing lights Red
That police car is in the past
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11 posted 03-31-2000 05:15 PM       View Profile for Jeannie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeannie

Master, stop
and look
over there
a sign says
Wizard Villanelle
performing
here tonight
could it be
the one and only?
I'm worried
though
What if also
it's the one
that has banned me
from ever
returning?
You all go in
I will stay
with the car
I'm really scared
this could
be all over
in a minute
for me
and back to my jar
forever
I will be.




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12 posted 03-31-2000 07:51 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Well, what do ya say Doc
Should we all go on in?
I hear it's a good show
Or is it to Michigan?

Well, what ever we do
Let us get it done quick
Cause those bubble gum lights
Are starting to get thick

"Put your hands in the air!"
"Walk away from the car!"
Hey Doc! Do you hear that?
They must think you're a star!

Well, what do you think Doc
Should we do what they say?
Do you think some green-backs
Will make them go away?

Hey you with the strobe lights
We've got no time to play
So if you'll disappear
I'll give you twenty K

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13 posted 04-01-2000 09:21 AM       View Profile for Justine Uff   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justine Uff

Where'd this Jeannie come from anyway??

Dr.Moose1
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14 posted 04-02-2000 12:14 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Decisions , decisions , let's take first things first
Lay the twenty on the man , before they do their worst
Thank you sir it's been a pleasure , even if it was all yours
Nothing like some well greased palms , for problems to be cured

Maybe we should check this out , though I'm thinking it's a bust
The message said to Michigan , under all that dust
But if you want to catch this show , who am I to say
Jeannie will blink us primo seats , and we won't have to pay

Oh , and Drew , thanks for the loan , here's your twenty back
When those cops find out the money's gone , they'll both have heart attacks
Having a Jinn is a real plus , I recommend it highly
Jeannie blinked it back to me , from officer O'Riley

So this Wiz is puttin' on a show , let's grab a round of drinks
No thanks Garc'on , I don't do blow , it whacks the way I thinks
Good to see you all again , we should do this more frequently
The house lights dim as the show begins , who is this Wiz we see ...
Jeannie
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15 posted 04-02-2000 01:46 PM       View Profile for Jeannie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeannie

The clouds echo words of passion in my dreams
my life is not all that of promise and as it seems
I've thrown away the golden cufflinks of my future
long ago I removed a stitch of time from a suture
not a wise move when your only half way secure
he wanted to wine and dine me, take me on tour
all the world at the blink of my eye innocently real
if times of honor grabbled me to him I only  kneel
give the walking bottle lady a sip of wine at dinner
for now as this Jinn she can only be half a winner.

No difference to my Master he's not the one at fault
I was the one who created that future ending assault
riding in style with he who saved me from my perils
making him juggle and jump and fly us over barrels
maybe with my Master I will become whole again
for now I'm just thankful no longer in a bottle I reign
I fear for myself that once again I will fail to please
and away I will run till all I feel is a silent sea breeze
from there I know I can do no wrong with mother sea
can I ever capture new golden cufflinks to honor me?

The Wizard he was an evil man wanted me as a slave
made me feel personality clustered living in his cave
he swore one day my honor would only be to worship
himself the mighty who reigned over me as his lordship
I cannot bow to him ever more for he shattered my life
as abused by a Knight he was vying for to have a wife
thrown into my bottle as he scribed it to be my forever
he reduced my powers so he could remain more clever
from him I need to escape for he can easily banish me
so excuse me Master for that Wizard up there I must flee.



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16 posted 04-02-2000 03:44 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Oops , looks like the Jinn just kinda va-moosed
Perhaps some fresh air will give her a boost
I'd like her to know this was not my idea
To watch some fake Wiz at Mom's pizzaria...
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17 posted 04-02-2000 04:39 PM       View Profile for Lady in Red   Email Lady in Red   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Lady in Red's Home Page   View IP for Lady in Red

*G* I had a real good time
With those Chip & Dales
A good place to remember
For when Drewís crayon fails    

Jeannie you come over here
I know that Villanelle
Owner of a lonely heart
A black one, I can tell

What was that in your bottle
I saw when you got out ?
A manuscript of some kind ?
A secret one, no doubt.

Doc Moose where did you leave
The bottle of this Jinn
She needs to hide for that Wiz
Before we even get in

Come my King, let us go
And break this evil spell
After we have broken it
We could run for the chapel

Dear Doc, why Michigan
Itís Villanelle we want
Our Wiz, didnít you know
Wants to rest in cyber-land

Hello Justin Nuendo
And ONE FLEW OVER too
You arrived here Justin Thyme
To make some Wizard stew

Oh dear, where is Tinkerbell
Is she flying wild again ?
You better get right over here
We need you to enchain

Come on Crachet, yes you too
We need you on this quest
Letís see if we can conquer
The Wiz on this final test

And after that itís party time
We all sure need a break
From Villanelle and Silly-bus
Weíll party Ďtil day-break


Lady in Red

  Juliet

†Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou





[This message has been edited by Lady in Red (edited 04-02-2000).]
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18 posted 04-02-2000 06:47 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Well Red , you see , that I have got the notion
That perhaps the Wiz , will check on this , from all of the commotion
If not I fear ,our quest may be , futily exercised
But thought , you see , that for effort's sake we might be recognized
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19 posted 04-02-2000 07:18 PM       View Profile for Jeannie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeannie

Oh my, Master
never think
I'd blame you
I just had to flee
my bottle
is no place to be.
never again
could I be free
to grant
your wishes
three.
Please find me
when show
is over
I've had more fun
then ever
just the few
days
that I've led
you on a maze.
Forgive me
for leaving fast
I just desire
not to return
to my past.



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20 posted 04-02-2000 11:01 PM       View Profile for Tinkerbell   Email Tinkerbell   Edit/Delete Message      Click to visit Tinkerbell's Home Page   View IP for Tinkerbell

When we're through  what a story we will tell
Come on everybody, lets go everyone!
It's time to conquer the Wizard Villanelle

I've got my pixie dust, Jeannie can cast a spell
It might not always  work, but we always have fun!!!
When we're throught what a story we will tell

Doc Moose and Crachet have powers to make us well
With this team the battle's all but won
We can conquer the Wizard Villanelle!

Lady inRed, Drew can draw a picture of you to sell
A drawing so fabulous it is quite sure to stun
When we're through what a story we will tell

Justin Nuendo, ONE FLEW OVER, why didn't you yell?
Jeannie can blink you both a water gun !!
Lets go conquer the Wizard Villanelle!!!

C'mon gang lets give 'em hell!!
Oh my, oh dear, look at Villanelle run
Oh what a story we can tell !!!!
Alas we conquer Wizard Villanelle

[This message has been edited by Tinkerbell (edited 04-02-2000).]
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21 posted 04-03-2000 12:27 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

I cannot continue on with this crazed quest
poisoned by these men getting undressed
my spirit now lies to fulfill longing desires
as dear Andrew quenches Juliet's fires.
He could still have sparked my flame
if my eyes were blind to real men
now he can never be the same.

So go without me and find your evil wizard
I'm gonna go find me a dashing blizzard
then back to Stute to make amends
even though that really all depends
if my fire becomes sparked again
  I might so desire to stay forever
on this delightful level of sane
Andrew Scott
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22 posted 04-03-2000 08:40 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Dear Red:

First let me say, there ain't no way
My crayon will ever fail you.
As for those monks, I'll cook those punks
If the Stute Queen they think to woo.

So Juliet, those studs forget
My hot wax is the one for you.
Colorful wraps, melted perhaps
But it makes one fine hot goo stew.

So cook with me, my Red Lady
There is no better recipe.
Those other gents, are just rodents
No better than cartoon T.V.

Dear Nurse C

Chip and Dale rodents with out tails
What's you fascination with monks?
They're celibate, note straight I'll bet
Sane yes, but mental midget hunks!

For a real man, I'm sure Jinn can
Conjure one who's not short on nuts.
A real squirrel, who paints murals
Who can fill your need for fine butts!

Well, what cha say? Please don't make way!
We need your help on this here quest.
I'll buy all drinks, while Jeannie blinks
An instant Nurse Cratchet man fest!

Dear Dr. Moose

Thanks for the seat, that Jeannie's neat
Do you think the Wizard is here?
The curtains up, what's with the pup?
Hey this whole thing looks kind of queer!

That's Ian, dog European
The Wicked Witch of the West too.
I've seen her act, quite good in fact
Melts in a pool of Ian's brew!

See the Witch fizz! But, where's the Wiz?
The marquee said "Appearing here"
Now comes act two. What shall we do?
Is it the Wiz that Jeannie fears?




[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 04-05-2000).]
Andrew Scott
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23 posted 04-03-2000 08:43 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Damn! That evil wizard made me double post!

[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 04-04-2000).]
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24 posted 04-05-2000 03:56 PM       View Profile for Wizard Villanelle   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Wizard Villanelle

I am the Wizzard Villanelle
Doing this show here in Vegas
One more show and then itís farewell

Hit the road before Jeannie tells
About my crush on Lady Red
I am the Wizzard Villanelle

How did Jeannie escape her cell
Only she knows how to beat me,
One more show and then itís farewell

I will make life a living hell
If I ever see Jinn again
I am the Wizzard Villanelle

Redíll never hear my magic yell
Back on the road with Silly-bus
One more show and then itís farewell

Where is this manyscript, this jar
Moose mustíve hid it in his car
One more show and then itís farewell
I am the Wizard Villanelle


 
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