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Um Nevermind if You Click This It'll Only Be a Blank Page...by wayoutwalt

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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 03-24-2000 07:25 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for wayoutwalt

I Respect All Women!!

You had a bad day at work my dear
Your boss was PMSing I fear
You worked your fingers to the nub
Your mean ole boss she calls you bub
“Bub overtime means get outta here”

You’ve been called a chauvinist pig
You said, “when ladies cramp they wig”
So on a date don’t ever say
“Is PMS not making your day”
Cuz your own grave you’ll hafta dig

The ladies are mad real major
But each one is divine I’ll wager
You see the guy that told me this
Lives in Ft Worth his name is Chris
I’d be happy to post his pager



[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 03-24-2000).]
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1 posted 03-24-2000 07:28 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I am going to stand back and let the ladies in here speak to you about PMS, walt!  (hehehe)
wayoutwalt
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2 posted 03-24-2000 07:29 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

i'm in lotsa trubble i know it devine o sigh love me please love me i love you all!!!
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3 posted 03-24-2000 07:33 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ahahahahaha.....this is funny, Walt...don't worry, we all love you!

Denise
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4 posted 03-24-2000 07:51 PM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

LOL - you are wayyyyy out, Walt, and I love that!

Corinne
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5 posted 03-24-2000 08:20 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Of course we love you!  How could we not!
you are a dear, real, funny, funny man!
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6 posted 03-24-2000 09:03 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL
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7 posted 03-24-2000 10:33 PM       View Profile for Butterflies_dont_cry   Email Butterflies_dont_cry   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Butterflies_dont_cry

Well today I was laughing and thought this was pretty good, tomorrow I'll hate it...maybe I'm ..............nah...couldn't be....lol         
devina
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8 posted 03-24-2000 11:13 PM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

How could anyone be mad at you Walt...this is cute!!! Guess you'll have to try another tactic to get us girls complaining!!!

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...

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9 posted 03-24-2000 11:35 PM       View Profile for ONE FLEW OVER   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ONE FLEW OVER

What is PMS? It must be, Pulsating Muscle Sensations only thing I can think of that would make all the women go wild when you say it. Am I right or do I need to go back and hide in my corner before they catch me?
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10 posted 03-25-2000 01:37 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Now, now Walt...I told ya what that stands for.
Why do think we get so darned crabby?
PMS (Putting up with MENS S...) I'll leave the rest to you.    
ya know I'm just teasin ya!
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11 posted 03-25-2000 01:40 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

putting up with men's what white dove

smartness sexiness savyness solidness stubborness stupidity shrinkage (oops)
WhtDove
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12 posted 03-25-2000 01:43 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

all the above    hehehe
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13 posted 03-25-2000 03:33 AM       View Profile for Shelley   Email Shelley   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Shelley

This is really cute! BUT ........
Hard lessons are learned during PMS.
The quicker you learn them, the safer you will be!

heehee
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14 posted 03-25-2000 01:23 PM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

LOL, excellent work walt  
Nan
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15 posted 03-26-2000 07:53 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Hey walt... On behalf of women everywhere - My wish for you and your kind (men) is that we could share with you all, for even just a day - the "feelings" and joys that we women experience with PMS and childbirth....
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