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Toerag's Final Meal

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Balladeer
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Three workers on the high beam sat.
The ground was ninety feet below.
Twas noontime and they broke for lunch...
Gunther, Guiseppe and Toe.

Gunther opened his lunchpail first
And said, with a loud HRRUMPPH!
"Again she gives me sauerkraut and wurst.
If she does it tomorrow, I'll jump!!!"

Then Guiseppe opened his lunchpail up
And said, "Spaghetti again!!!"
If she packs for me the same tomorrow,
I'll jump with you, my friend!"


Then Toerag opened his school lunch box
And said, "oh, me oh, my!!
If I see Polish sausage again
With my two friends I'll die!!!"

Next day there they were again,
The three friends on the ledge.
Gunther looked and saw the wurst
Then jumped right off the edge!

Guiseppe looked.....spaghetti again!
"Hey, Gunther, wait for me!"
Then Toerag saw his Polish sausage
So down they went, all three.

The funeral was a huge affair
For this sad tragedy
The foreman saw poor Toerag's wife
Sitting 'neath a tree.

"I'm sorry, miss", he sadly  said,
"But we were unaware
That there were problems which could lead
To such a sad affair."

Toe's wife looked up, teary-eyed,
And said, "Well, thanks a bunch
But there was no way to avoid it..
Toe packed his own lunch!!!"

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mariee66
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1 posted 03-18-2000 06:56 PM       View Profile for mariee66   Email mariee66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mariee66

I know this joke... pretty good come back though  
Marie~


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And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." The Bard

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2 posted 03-18-2000 07:01 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Thanks, Mariee....yep, seemed right for Toe!
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3 posted 03-18-2000 07:11 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

LOL...too funny. I had never heard this one.  
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4 posted 03-18-2000 07:21 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Balladeer~
Just toooooo funny.
And the perfect comeback for the Toe !
Such fun to see you guys
firing volley's like this.
~*Marge*~



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5 posted 03-18-2000 07:38 PM       View Profile for INclan   Email INclan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for INclan

Yes, an old joke.  I hope you guys never kiss and make up...this is too much fun.

INclan
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6 posted 03-18-2000 07:46 PM       View Profile for Jeannie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeannie

Oh my, what a sad tale, yet so many think it to be funny am I missing something?
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7 posted 03-18-2000 08:49 PM       View Profile for jazzgal   Email jazzgal   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for jazzgal

as i have warned mister toerag, you would surely get him... (glad that i didn't have to take my words back).....  nice comeback!!!
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8 posted 03-18-2000 08:52 PM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

You've made me smile with this one Deer...Mr. Toe musn't have seen this yet...or the $#!T would be flying me thinks!!

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9 posted 03-18-2000 09:28 PM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

LOL, I hadnt heard this joke before   Well told, Balladeer, cant wait for Toe to see it  
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LOL good one Balladeer!  Whatcha got Toe?

I'm glad to see you two going at it again!!!
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Hilarity Hall, Revisited...Wonderful, Balladeer, and Toerag, you gonna eat that??

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Eenie Meenie Miney Moe
Caught that jumper name of Toe
Held on tight, did not let go
This war of words goes on some Mo'.....
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Go get 'em, Balladeer!

Corinne
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15 posted 03-19-2000 11:43 AM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

LOL...whoever was underneath those three had quite a meal.
Seymour Tabin
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16 posted 03-19-2000 11:44 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Balladeer,
Well you nailed him again, I think you can change his name to swiss cheese, He's so full of holes. Love the banter. Sy
 
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