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Any limerick writers out there?

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Balladeer
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0 posted 03-17-2000 07:07 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

A sweet Irish lassie named Erin
Had features quite perfectly flawless.
Men would hide out of sight
'Neath her window at night
For a chance to see Erin go bra-less!
© Copyright 2000 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
Denise
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1 posted 03-17-2000 07:13 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ahahahahaha....good one, Balladeer! Happy St. Patrick's Day!  

Denise
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Too cute Michael ....  
Happy Day of the Green ......
Lorelei54
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3 posted 03-17-2000 07:18 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

hey deer, i can't write limmericks, but I'm willing to go braless...is that ok?
Munda
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4 posted 03-17-2000 07:52 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

My mouse jumps like a real acrobat
Flying over my screen like a bat
It behaved like a pup
I got really fed up
So I fed it to one of my cats


LOL couldn't help myself : ) Loved your limerck Balladeer !
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There once was a poet so dear
Who wrote 'bout love and fear
So smoothly his rhyme
Penned time after time
Now he's called Balladeer!
Kevin
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Since claimed laureate of "O" six
whose poetry's good for a fix
the products of his keys
seem to flow off with ease
what a mold to come out of the mix =)
Martie
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7 posted 03-17-2000 08:09 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

I dropped my limerick
in the garbage disposal
and now it's all chewed up
and I can't find
where I put the other...

Can I borrow yours??
Elizabeth Santos
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8 posted 03-17-2000 08:11 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

There once was a pretty young lassie
Who had a remarkable chassie
But poor Balladeer
When Toerag was near
The lassie found Toerag more classie

Only kidding. I love you both.
Liz
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9 posted 03-17-2000 09:34 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

I have a mouth that's big and wide
it needs a switch for override
if I stopped to think at all
surely it would save a fall
now I've thought, my grin has style
I can't switch off this damn big smile

one line too many but I always did have too much to say...LOL

HUSG

 I love the way I look in your eyes, I'm just me tho'...
We are all works in progress, no?

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Our own dapper poet, Balladeer,
wraps words, soft as smiles, ear to ear
though on occasion, he'll falter,
when his eyes spy a halter
but at least his leer is sincere

   Luvya,
Claire


[This message has been edited by Meadowmuse (edited 03-17-2000).]
WhtDove
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Hahahah, all the way down! Love it  

Good one Cindy  
Marilyn
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There once was a man with white hair
Who's verse was far from compare
He needed no fame
His friends knew his name
With them all his love he did share.

Nice work Mike..(though knowing you it did have to be a bra-less limerick...lol)
serenity blaze
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Remember, now , you didn't ask for GOOD limerick writers...

A poet by name of Balladeer
wrote verse sweet t'me Irish ears,
I applauded with glee,
'til it dawned on me,
there was no reply posted here!

{serenity exits, sheepishly...)
Balladeer
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14 posted 03-17-2000 11:04 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Denise and Pepper...thank you both and a wonder St. Paddys day to ya!

Lorelei....the mind boggles at the thought

Munda....Too cute! I love it!

DeVine one...Awwww. You're sweet! Thank you.

Kevin...Let me understand this. I'm moldy?!?!
        ROFL! Thanks, pal.  

Martie...you have written the first free verse limeric. I love it!


Elizabeth...There's only one Lassie that would find Toe more appealing. Had its own tv show in the 60's and came running whenever Tommy called its name.

Rainbow...Your mouth is sweet, fine and just perfect, if you ask me. Don't change a thing  

Claire...At last! Someone who recognizes that I have a sincere leer! Thank you!!!!!

Dovey...thank you and also for the St. Paddys Day gretting you sent  

Marilyn....what can I say?. Limericks always did bring out the breast in me!

Serenity...with your talent, you need never be sheepish! Thank you  
mariee66
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15 posted 03-18-2000 01:13 AM       View Profile for mariee66   Email mariee66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mariee66

There was a lad very striking
To whom all the ladies took a liking
With his brown hair quite a mess
He woke next to dear old Bess
Guess all that ale made her look quite inviting.  


 "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." The Bard

hoot_owl_rn
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ROFL

rosepetals25
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17 posted 03-12-2002 12:07 AM       View Profile for rosepetals25   Email rosepetals25   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for rosepetals25

Balladeer,

     LOL! I wish I could do these! I wish I could do humor period *chuckles* I will leave that to pros like you though

Hugs,
Tara

"My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read"
     - Motley Crue, Home Sweet Home

 
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