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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2000-03-17 10:35 AM


He gotta nose job, a perfect nose job,
It's now turned up instead of hangin down,
He got a nose job, a perfect nose job,
Now he's the purttiest guy in town.

He never had a gal, he could walk home,
He never had a gal who cared,
Now he's never left alone,
Since he had his schnoz repaired.

He never had a gal, to taste his lips,
His future looked mighty bleak,
Now he's on every gal's list,
Since he overhauled his beak!

© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
1 posted 2000-03-17 10:38 AM


LMBO!!  It's so goooooood to see you back  
Gotta love em!

He best be careful not to go out in the rain or he'd drown...

[This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 03-17-2000).]

Cerenity
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since 2000-02-16
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Escondido-California
2 posted 2000-03-17 10:40 AM


Hi Toerag,

You make me laugh!!

Cerenity

suthern
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3 posted 2000-03-17 10:41 AM


But even with his perfect schnoz
He's not as cute as Toe because
That sweet Toe is oh, so fine
But he's also very kind
And can spare a gal or two
So Balladeer won't feel so blue!

ROFL... I love it, sweets... welcome back!!!

Pepper
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since 1999-08-19
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Southern Florida
4 posted 2000-03-17 10:43 AM


    
ROFLMAO !!!!!

Corinne
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state of confusion
5 posted 2000-03-17 10:52 AM


Poor, sweet Balladeer!  LOL

Hiya, Toe!

Corinne

WhtDove
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Illinois
6 posted 2000-03-18 03:32 PM


Back to the top, surely he missed this one!
Marge Tindal
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7 posted 2000-03-18 04:20 PM


Toe~
When it comes to noses
Balladeer knows how to pick 'em !

Arghhhhhhh !
~*Marge*~



 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
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8 posted 2000-03-18 05:20 PM


So this is what it's come down to, Toe? Nose pickin'? Nostril knockin'? That great wit that enthralled thousands, er, hundreds, er, tens, er, Suthern has now been reduced to body parts? Tsk. Tsk. I hang my head in shame if I've had anything to do with the depths to which you have sunk. I should have known that little booger Suthern would be there, too! Well, all I can say is....
ROTFLMAO!!!
(I'll get you, ya bum!)


Et tu, Marge? (sob sob)

Nan
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Cape Cod Massachusetts USA
9 posted 2000-03-18 06:11 PM


Deer - If Toe's bothering you, just call me.  I'll be right there with my big ole Eradicator...
mariee66
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since 2000-01-30
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Recess, OfYourMind
10 posted 2000-03-18 06:47 PM


OH MY GOSH!
This is too funny!
I don't think I've ever seen a post like this before!
Marie~  


 "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." The Bard


INclan
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since 1999-07-20
Posts 1024
Indiana, USA
11 posted 2000-03-18 07:44 PM


Thanx, I needed a good laugh.  now Balladeer might have a new beak but I can not help noting that he has the courage to post his picture with his creations.  Where might yours be, Toerag?  Hmmmmm?  Balladeer got your tongue?

INclan

[This message has been edited by INclan (edited 03-18-2000).]

jazzgal
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since 2000-03-07
Posts 37

12 posted 2000-03-18 08:45 PM


mister toerag, i see such humor in you... but wait till balladeer gets you!
RainbowGirl
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since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023
United Kingdom
13 posted 2000-03-19 06:28 AM


Darling: You just keep them coming...ROFL

HUSG

 I love the way I look in your eyes, I'm just me tho'...
We are all works in progress, no?


Martie
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14 posted 2000-03-19 11:40 AM


Toe, you got a nose for trouble, picking on sweet Balladeer..well, you are sweet too, and soooo funny!
Alwye
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In the space between moments
15 posted 2000-03-19 08:59 PM


LOL! Great Toerag!  'Deer, are you gonna take that from him?  Hehehe...it's great when you two get goin.  

 *Krista Knutson*

~*Only when trudging through the soul's darkest midnight can one truly appreciate the glory of the sunrise*~



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