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From Geek To Sleek......Balladeer's Gotta New Beak

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Toerag
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0 posted 03-17-2000 10:35 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

He gotta nose job, a perfect nose job,
It's now turned up instead of hangin down,
He got a nose job, a perfect nose job,
Now he's the purttiest guy in town.

He never had a gal, he could walk home,
He never had a gal who cared,
Now he's never left alone,
Since he had his schnoz repaired.

He never had a gal, to taste his lips,
His future looked mighty bleak,
Now he's on every gal's list,
Since he overhauled his beak!
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WhtDove
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1 posted 03-17-2000 10:38 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LMBO!!  It's so goooooood to see you back  
Gotta love em!

He best be careful not to go out in the rain or he'd drown...

[This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 03-17-2000).]
Cerenity
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2 posted 03-17-2000 10:40 AM       View Profile for Cerenity   Email Cerenity   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cerenity

Hi Toerag,

You make me laugh!!

Cerenity
suthern
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3 posted 03-17-2000 10:41 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

But even with his perfect schnoz
He's not as cute as Toe because
That sweet Toe is oh, so fine
But he's also very kind
And can spare a gal or two
So Balladeer won't feel so blue!

ROFL... I love it, sweets... welcome back!!!
Pepper
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4 posted 03-17-2000 10:43 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

    
ROFLMAO !!!!!
Corinne
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5 posted 03-17-2000 10:52 AM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

Poor, sweet Balladeer!  LOL

Hiya, Toe!

Corinne
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6 posted 03-18-2000 03:32 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Back to the top, surely he missed this one!
Marge Tindal
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7 posted 03-18-2000 04:20 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Toe~
When it comes to noses
Balladeer knows how to pick 'em !

Arghhhhhhh !
~*Marge*~



 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Balladeer
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8 posted 03-18-2000 05:20 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

So this is what it's come down to, Toe? Nose pickin'? Nostril knockin'? That great wit that enthralled thousands, er, hundreds, er, tens, er, Suthern has now been reduced to body parts? Tsk. Tsk. I hang my head in shame if I've had anything to do with the depths to which you have sunk. I should have known that little booger Suthern would be there, too! Well, all I can say is....
ROTFLMAO!!!
(I'll get you, ya bum!)


Et tu, Marge? (sob sob)
Nan
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9 posted 03-18-2000 06:11 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Deer - If Toe's bothering you, just call me.  I'll be right there with my big ole Eradicator...
mariee66
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10 posted 03-18-2000 06:47 PM       View Profile for mariee66   Email mariee66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mariee66

OH MY GOSH!
This is too funny!
I don't think I've ever seen a post like this before!
Marie~  


 "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." The Bard

INclan
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11 posted 03-18-2000 07:44 PM       View Profile for INclan   Email INclan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for INclan

Thanx, I needed a good laugh.  now Balladeer might have a new beak but I can not help noting that he has the courage to post his picture with his creations.  Where might yours be, Toerag?  Hmmmmm?  Balladeer got your tongue?

INclan

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jazzgal
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12 posted 03-18-2000 08:45 PM       View Profile for jazzgal   Email jazzgal   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for jazzgal

mister toerag, i see such humor in you... but wait till balladeer gets you!
RainbowGirl
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13 posted 03-19-2000 06:28 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Darling: You just keep them coming...ROFL

HUSG

 I love the way I look in your eyes, I'm just me tho'...
We are all works in progress, no?

Martie
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14 posted 03-19-2000 11:40 AM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Toe, you got a nose for trouble, picking on sweet Balladeer..well, you are sweet too, and soooo funny!
Alwye
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In the space between moments


15 posted 03-19-2000 08:59 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL! Great Toerag!  'Deer, are you gonna take that from him?  Hehehe...it's great when you two get goin.  

 *Krista Knutson*

~*Only when trudging through the soul's darkest midnight can one truly appreciate the glory of the sunrise*~


 
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