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I Seek You....Challenge

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WhtDove
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0 posted 03-15-2000 09:24 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Devine and I went back and forth on this, about sending the wrong ICQ message to someone...this is what we came up with...anyone can add on, but it has to be about ICQ.

I sent a little message
to a friend on icq...
but someone else got it
now what am I to do

I think I said I love you
but some girl replied to me
said she didn't swing both ways
that was plain to see

I was so embarrased
and my face was turning red
by sending such a message
To the wrong person instead

my heart started beating hard
thinking could it be
that I just sent that message
to the wrong one, goodness me...


Ok have fun!  


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Denise
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1 posted 03-15-2000 09:29 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL   This is great! Thanks for the laughs!

Denise
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Hurricane Alley


2 posted 03-15-2000 09:32 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

The whole point of this challenge
is to reply 'bout ICQ
so if you want to respond
free verse or rhymes will do!
Mistikman
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since 01-10-2000
Posts 729
San Jose, CA, USA


3 posted 03-15-2000 09:38 PM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

I sent a little message
To someone on ICQ
Undying love I did pledge
the message was quite true

But someone else did recieve
that sappy note of the heart
Now I need a reprieve
What I did wasnt very smart

Now that person is confused
We were only passive friends
She thinks her trust was abused
Oh how will I make amends?

Maybe I will explain to her
this turn of events so strange
That I am not a mangy curr
Or someone quite deranged

Or maybe I will play it off
As something I meant to say
And hope she doesnt scoff
That would make my day

[This message has been edited by Mistikman (edited 03-15-2000).]
Nan
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4 posted 03-15-2000 10:08 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I too was quite embarrassed by
A story that is true.
I was chatting with Red Letter
And Ron on ICQ.

Red Letter is a feisty gal
She's known to rant a bit,
But Ron, of course, is not that way.
You know he won't say _ _ _ _ !

But Red was on a roll that night.
Her eye was on a man;
And in her energetic way,
As all girls do she planned.

She didn't think "discreet" would work
For she was on a mission.
And knowing she and I would laugh,
I said "SCREW DISCRETION"

Well, next I knew, Ron messaged me
with, "WHAT was THAT you said?"
I quickly checked my history
Appalled at what I read!!

"I didn't say that - Not to YOU - #@#*
I meant that note for Red!!"
I'm lucky he still speaks to me..
But he emails now instead!!

WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
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5 posted 03-15-2000 10:57 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Mistik looks like you got yourself a situation there  

ROFL Nan! That's too good!!!
Rex Allen McCoy
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since 01-30-2000
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


6 posted 03-15-2000 11:50 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Knock Knock Knock
I check my list
to see who came on line
Discussing pond club matters
with a female friend of mine

A window box and message
suddenly obstructs my view
Sent buy a man
we both knew well
not meant for me
I knew

"How's my sweetheart"
I looked again
to see who sent the rose
Raised one eyebrow
shrugged and smiled
Replied with this I chose

"Just fine, and You?"
then sent it off
I laughed and shook my head
His reply awaited
but never came
"was it something that I said?"

Rex}<{{{{o>
mariee66
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since 01-30-2000
Posts 621
Recess, OfYourMind


7 posted 03-15-2000 11:59 PM       View Profile for mariee66   Email mariee66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mariee66

There I was on icq~
Not quite sure what to do~
Sent a message-- so I thought~
To a friend who received it not~

In reply a stranger came~
Very reluctant to give a name~
Back and forth we chatted on~
In all that time our hearts grew fond~

On a starlit night we finally met~
How exciting that was, I have to admit~
Let it be known, on icq~
True love lerks just moments from you~

Marie~


 "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." The Bard

Balladeer
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8 posted 03-16-2000 12:04 AM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Well, there I was, my golden labrador Max was sick and I was told there was a veterinarian on ICQ. Unfortunately the number I typed in was to Madam Rose's House of Ill Repute!! This conversation ensued....

ME: I have a little puppy who's quite sick
        It's been a week since I have felt a lick

SHE: A week? You have my sympathy, poor guy!
         Why don't you just bring that puppy by?

ME:  He does need your attention, that's for sure
         I've heard it said you can provide a cure.

SHE: Oh, that I can! He'll be fit as a dime
          I'll have him up and running in no time!

ME:  He never wags unless I use my hand.
         He doesn't have the energy to stand
        He lays there and won't even raise his head
        It's hard to even get him out of bed

SHE: No problem. There are things that I can use
         To cure that little creature of his blues
         I'll cover him with lotions and some cremes
         And slowly rub it in until he gleams.

ME: Ok, I'll bring him. Should I use a chain?
SHE: Oh, no! I never mess around with pain.

Me:  Well, then, my lab and I will come on by
SHE: Your lab? We can experiment! Oh, my!!

ME: I'm going to put my best friend in your hands
She: Just come to Madam Rose. She understands...        
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9 posted 03-16-2000 12:06 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

From Get1Chance
to the ~Warrior~ of my dreams
the little notes sailed back and forth
on the ICQ screen.

Suddenly from out of left field
came an uh-oh I didn't recognize
I had just said I love you to
' The Big Ballsie Guy '

Retreat to your corners
and come out laughing !
~*Marge*~
bboog
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since 02-29-2000
Posts 307
Valencia, California


10 posted 03-16-2000 02:29 AM       View Profile for bboog   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit bboog's Home Page   View IP for bboog

I got a little message
from a friend on ICQ
I didn't understand it
Maybe you'll know what to do.

You need special tools
to work with wood
That's what my message said
I didn't really get it
so I went out to the shed.

Don't use a hammer to pound
nails into wood
You'll hit the nail squarely
on the head, that way it
goes in good and doesn't bend.

And always say, I loved this work
Even if you didn't mean it.
Then they'll want to see your work
Just don't ever have 'em critique it.
Lord knows it looks just fine
you've spent at least ten minutes
of your time.

Glue also comes in handy
when you're working with wood.
Buy it at a special store
and slop it on thick
It gets wood sticky real good.

A C-clamp will hold the wood
in place.
But a vise holds it
much better.
Glorfindel
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since 02-17-2000
Posts 22
Auckland, New Zealand


11 posted 03-16-2000 05:14 AM       View Profile for Glorfindel   Email Glorfindel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Glorfindel

More poems in the reply then in the poem section!!! Thats gotta be some kind of a record!!

Chatting chatting,
Typeing quick,
Thinking thinking,
Be smooth, be slick.

They can't see you
fumble words,
Or notice when
ther're slightly slurred!

So chat along,
the hyperspace,
connecting too
the lonely race,

but watch the buttons,
click them true,
or have strangers start,
at an "I love you"!!

)

 Let winds rage, seas boil and years curse,
My love shal live everyoung in my verse.
hoot_owl_rn
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since 07-05-99
Posts 11105
Glen Hope, PA USA


12 posted 03-16-2000 12:12 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL at the initial poem and all those that have followed...got to add my two cents worth though

I sent a quite erotic card
One of my little pranks
To a good, male friend online
As a token of my thanks

The card in all its glory
Showed a woman in the bare
Her hands were cuffed behind her back
The picture it was rare

It had a little message
Sure to make you smile
About how even the best of pets
Need tied up for a while

I added my own silly lines
"Kevin, you old friend
This is for the comment last night"
And pushed the button... send

I got a most unusual reply
It said, "Babe I am in heaven"
Send me all the cards you'd like
And by the way, my name's not Kevin"


WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 07-22-99
Posts 9561
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13 posted 03-16-2000 08:57 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL Ruth!  You've done great  
Sorry, I've been hung up today and wasn't able to access anything on the web, until my wonderful hubby somehow fixed it.
Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration


14 posted 03-17-2000 10:28 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

ROFLMAO!!!

I haven't told the wrong person I loved them, but I've recieved some messages like that, saying the person loved me... of course it was from Michael... ahem...
WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 07-22-99
Posts 9561
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15 posted 03-18-2000 12:16 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Well Chris, tell us about it won't ya  
RainbowGirl
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since 07-31-99
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16 posted 03-19-2000 06:22 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Oh my....I can relate to this bigtime on both sides...ROFL

HUGS

 I love the way I look in your eyes, I'm just me tho'...
We are all works in progress, no?

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