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You can Ron but You Can't Hide (Watch out Wiz,we're comin' t'git'cha

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Lady in Red
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since 02-16-2000
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25 posted 03-20-2000 09:54 PM       View Profile for Lady in Red   Email Lady in Red   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Lady in Red's Home Page   View IP for Lady in Red

Oh my goodness, what have you done
Andrew are you ok my hun ?
Jeannie must be somewhat rusty
At least a tiny bit dusty

Crachet glad to see you here too
Look a man with a ĎStute tattoo !
Could that be our Doctor Moose
Chumming up with that dumb blond goose

Nah, dilusional I must be
Thatís not our Doc Moose, now I see
Bets can be made with Crayons Red
Only one, but also hundred

Are you hungry my dear Andrew ?
See they serve here a gooey stew
Maybe a game you rather play
Russian roulette is what you say ?

Would you mind it awfully dear
If Iíd walk Ďround with Crachet here
While you wait here at the bar
If the others arrive by car

Nurse Crachet we will walk around
Until the others we have found
No thereís no time for a glass of ale
Oh my goodness, there are Chip & Dales !

Lady in Red

  Juliet

 Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou

Nurse Crachet
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since 09-27-1999
Posts 321
They know where I am!


26 posted 03-21-2000 12:55 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Juliet for goodness sake
what kind of observers
could we even make
if your looking out
and only seeing
chipmunks.

These men you ponder
over in that circus tent
cast gifts of wonder
and they're called
Chippendale's.

Do you care to glance
while we're right here
we'll blame it all on
Jeannie's blinking
circumstance.

Look at that one's chest
and look at him (wow)!
He's hardly dressed
how did these men
get so blessed.

Juliet this is to much for me
never again a match to be
for these men have more
then I've seen before
let's find the door.

Let's get back to Andrew
and check if he's found
the rest of the crew
or maybe he's still
eating the stew.

StarrGazer
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since 03-05-2000
Posts 696
Texas


27 posted 03-24-2000 02:40 AM       View Profile for StarrGazer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for StarrGazer

I want to play
this looks like fun
please say I may

What do I have to say
What has to be done?
I want to play!

Should I wrestle a sun ray ?
Or get out my gun??
Please say I may !

Hey!! Wait!! It's okay
Please don't run
I want to play!!!

There's no need to pray
It was a joke, hun
Please say I may?

Please say not nay
It was a fake gun!!!
I want to play!!!!
Please say I may ?!?!


**Sorry my first attempt at villanelle had to get a book to see how it was done LOL but I think I like it and will have to try it on a more serious note soon  


 "A poet is one who spends a lifetime standing out in thunderstorms, waiting to be hit by lightning"
~Randal Jarrell~


Justin Nuendo
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Ozzz


28 posted 03-24-2000 05:36 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Jeannie ! Now ya really did it !
One of these days Iíll get a fit
Canít ya get it right at once
It could Ďave bin yar only change
How did we get into this mess
Andrew gone with Lady in Red !
Crachet there too ? That they will like !
She wonít be moving from Redís side
Doc we must get to Las Vegas
Something called the Palace Ceasar
Whatta ya say ? A bit of roulette ?
Or throwing dice in the toilet ?
I always liked to play the cards
I really think it is an art
To let Ďem think they got it all
Then steal the nikkels, take Ďem all
Jeannie, got some magic left ?
To cover up a master theft ?
Or got a car hidden somewhere ?
We really should be gettiní there
OK Doc, letís hit the road
Or would ya rather go by goat ?

Justin Nuendo
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Posts 91
Ozzz


29 posted 03-24-2000 05:52 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Sure,come right in and play along
I heard ya like playin' ping pong
It's kinda nutty over here
But you never hav' to fear
I'd protect ya with me life
Do anything to keep ya alive !

Justin Nuendo  
Jeannie
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since 03-17-2000
Posts 40
Wherever I'm needed


30 posted 03-24-2000 06:20 PM       View Profile for Jeannie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeannie

Justin I'll be glad to help us
get out of this horrible ruckus
I'm looking forward to my wine
so we need to get here in line
to Vegas we go for a mission
I promise a safe transmission.
One, two, three Vegas to dine
Wow, Master look all this wine
Justin Nuendo, ONE FLEW
now where could they be off to?
What's that sign by the guard's?
Redwood Valley Vineyards
where in the world are we now?
I think I'm gonna have a cow!
So sorry Master I've failed again
sometimes I think I've fried my brain.
I understand if you want to return me
seems my magic is just a bit to rusty.




ONE FLEW OVER
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Posts 60
Cuckoos Nest


31 posted 03-24-2000 06:51 PM       View Profile for ONE FLEW OVER   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ONE FLEW OVER

Hey, Justin man what's going on
I feel like I was hit hard with baton?
Where is Dr. Moose and Jeannie
they're probably off having a martini?
What Justin she likes her fine wine
well, than maybe they went to dine?
Let's look around see where we are
hey, look over there it say's free car
we could help Doc out let's go get it.
So your giving this car away today
why would you give this with no pay?
Justin stop pulling on my tee shirt
your making my shoulders really hurt!
What do you mean it's surly not you?
Oh no, I'm having a terrible nightmare
I see Nurse Crachet pulling my hair!
You mean we're in Vegas we made it!
Boy, the Doc will be so very happy
he can trade the genie for a mappy.
Tinkerbell
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since 03-24-2000
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32 posted 03-24-2000 08:40 PM       View Profile for Tinkerbell   Email Tinkerbell   Edit/Delete Message      Click to visit Tinkerbell's Home Page   View IP for Tinkerbell

What do you mean Chippendales?
I'm surrounded by hay bales
But I think I saw Elmer Fudd
Hunting that poor Tweety Bird
I'll check into it Justin Kace
And meet you all at Carsar's placs!
~~~
Justin Thyme
I see the  fabled vineyard sign
I really hate to Justin Trude
But I think I hear that Tarzan dude
Besides we need to get on the go...
I promised I'd meet Justin Nuendo!
~~~
oh no!! what a mess was created
Jennie  thinks she's Justin Ebriated
She's wearing a big Chesire Grin
Oh my... the  trouble we are in !!
I promise we'll all be ther soon
But under Doc's advice sleeping til noon
~~~
I'm so sorry Lady in Red
We're coming soon, we're Justin Bed
Honestly I have  no idea where the wine went
I swear... I'm Justin O'Cent!!!!!!!
Nurse Crachet
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since 09-27-1999
Posts 321
They know where I am!


33 posted 03-25-2000 11:38 AM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

ONE FLEW OVER I am no nightmare
when will you realize that I do care
and I was not pulling on your hair
that cross necklace you wear
got tangled in this snare
so can you think fair?

Justin Nuendo where is Dr. Moose
is he attempting to be a recluse
and remain away on the loose
or is he cooking a goose
before seeing a noose
in the red caboose?
Sylvester
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since 11-11-1999
Posts 17


34 posted 03-25-2000 04:27 PM       View Profile for Sylvester   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Sylvester

Shufferin' Shuckotash... Everybody get back in da STUTE right now.... I hear da wizard might be there...

Wizard Villanelle
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since 03-06-2000
Posts 9
Alice of Oz


35 posted 03-27-2000 04:20 PM       View Profile for Wizard Villanelle   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Wizard Villanelle

No-one can find us here
Weíre having a good time
Drinking wine and cold beer

They do nothing but steer
Cross every country road
No-one can find us here

My silly-bus, my dear
Youíre safe here by my side
Drinking wine and cold beer

This is a new career
Performing in Vegas
No-one can find us here

I am no rocketeer !
Playing my act on stage
Drinking wine and a cold beer

I wish for a cigar
And Jeannie in a jar
Drinking wine and a cold beer
No-one can find us here !


[This message has been edited by Wizard Villanelle (edited 03-27-2000).]
Andrew Scott
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since 06-24-99
Posts 2655
Redlands,CA,USA


36 posted 03-27-2000 06:09 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Round and round
Place your bet
Time to answer the call

I'm spellbound
Drawn to it
I love that silver ball

Ten on Red
Five on Black
Twenty across the board

Go ahead
Bet the stack
I've come to make a hoard

See that ball
Watch it fall
I love double ought green

Wager all
for a haul
I'll even bet Doc's spleen

-----

Hmmmm.... How did I end up here is Vegas? I  vaguely remember something about Kansas, holding my breath and being kissed by Lord Elton. But hey! I'm in Vegas! Where'd I get all these chips from? And this Spleen? Say... Wheel-boy... can you ask one of the pit bosses how much I can get for a spleen? Thanks.   Now let us see... let's go heavy on Red... and Thirtysix... Twentyfour... Thirtyfour... Seem like winners to me... and always go to the green. Alright... rollem!
Miss Behavin'
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37 posted 03-27-2000 07:22 PM       View Profile for Miss Behavin'   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Miss Behavin'

Did somebody say CHIPPENDALE??







[This message has been edited by Miss Behavin' (edited 03-27-2000).]
Andrew Scott
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Posts 2655
Redlands,CA,USA


38 posted 03-28-2000 01:15 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Why Miss Behavin', I'd say you was a winner with that hand!  Way to deal it out! Very Vegas.  
Dr.Moose1
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since 09-05-99
Posts 3505
Bewilderment , USA


39 posted 03-30-2000 10:49 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

I'm afraid we may have lost focus on the subject at hand ...Hello !!! Where is the Wiz?
Try Master and Jeannie on the way to Vegas,at least you'll get a good ride.
Doc
Dr.Moose1
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Posts 3505
Bewilderment , USA


40 posted 04-10-2000 09:24 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

For those who haven't had enough
just to bring you up to snuff .
Doc
Justine Uff
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since 10-17-1999
Posts 31


41 posted 04-10-2000 09:41 PM       View Profile for Justine Uff   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justine Uff

You think they've all had Justine Uff
But that is just not so
We're off to Vegas to play craps
With Chip'n'Dale you know....
 
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