Kapolei, Hawaii, USA
Lady in red
I'm a cool cat in a red corvette
on the lookout for my special pet.
Gonna keep cruisin around til I've found
the finest girl in this whole town.
So all you chicks better beware
cause I got some lovin to share.
I'm driving and scanning my eyes left to right.
Gonna find the one if I gotta cruise all night.
All of a sudden from the corner of my eye
I detect a lady in red walking by.
I pull out of the traffic flow
so I can follow her nice and slow.
My eyes cannot look away
her wiggle and jiggle make my day.
That girl with the red dress on
is giving me a major headache.
A perfect opportunity to test my best pickup lines
lover boy is ready and willing for a good time.
So I park it at the curb
ready to give her my best.
Well here goes...the ultimate test.
"Hi sweetheart, you got me thinkin like a dog in heat.
I'm countin on your sugar coated lips
to fill me up with passionate bliss."
"For sure, baby." she warmly replied.
"Now if you don't mind I'll slide into your red corvette
cause I've got some goodies you'll never forget.
And by the way, I dig your car and I dig your hair
and I've got plenty of lovin to share.
My silky tongue eagerly awaits the taste
of every succulent flavor your body can make.
So drive on driver to your place or mine.
One or the other will do just fine."
I couldn't believe my eyes as she slid on in
her skin was soft as silk and moist with lotion
her sensuality was as strong as a magic potion.
I was now thinking she was the one my heart desired
and as I admired her lovely mountains and valleys she lit my fire.
Somehow I knew this lady in red could quench my hearts desire.
It occured to me she was so hot
another line would assure my spot.
So now I try my second line just for some fun
to see if the response is half as good as number one.
"Sweetheart, I dig your female anatomy and gender
and I eagerly await to taste you where you're soft and tender.
Much more tasty I'm sure than a Texas Rock and Roll Sashimi dinner."
She must have really liked that one
cause she planted a juicy red lipstick kiss right onto my waiting lips and then she replied like this.
"Hon, looks like we found ourselves a mutual attraction
and I promise you will get plenty of satisfaction.
Baby, I know just the ticket to quench your red hot desire,
a soothing visit to my hot coal fire."
Right at that moment we arrived at her address
and suddenly it seemed like we were only seconds away from peeling off that silky red dress.
Then when we walked inside she caught me by surprise.
She said, "Just give me three hundred dollars baby and I'm all yours
and pay the money honey, before you pull off those drawers."
My dear lady in red broke my heart when those words were said
so I figured I should confess if only to straighten out this silly mess.
I soon had told her my dad was out of town on a business trip
so his seventeen year old son borrowed his car to find some chicks.
And somehow on an allowance of twenty dollars a week
I would have to save some more to make a score.
She ask me just how much I could produce.
"Let me see now, after I bought that candy bar and some acne cream and paid my five dollar a week payment for my skateboard I have exactly twelve dollars and ninety nine.
Would that be enough for just a few minutes of your time?
Hey, I just remembered, I've got three hundred invested in my Ameritrade account.
Does that count?
Wait, don't leave me like this lady in red.
Would you consider coming over some time and tucking me into bed?"
That's the story of my dads red corvette
and the lovely lady in red I just can't forget.
[This message has been edited by jmlee12345 (edited 03-13-2000).]