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Oh Great He's Back (or bubba go git yur pitchfork we got us a lynchin)

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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 03-12-2000 12:22 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for wayoutwalt

no not a luncheon.  a lynchin!!!


It was a dark and dreary stormy night
Drastic! The computer was unplugged!
Lightning bolts ran from eyes of the raged
Until finally he had to be drugged

Gaping black hole swish swallowing away
Every molecule of air there about
The snoring calmness wickedly emitted
A sinister dream he'd soon be without

The end of battle was coming to a head
The promises and the threats now were real
For so long they seemed just empty words
Now the hurt and pain he would soon feel

Most nights were spent with his wife alone
He in the study and she in the bed
He thought poetry an honorable cause
Once recognized a century long dead

This night was her chance she said with a sigh
Waiting for dawn her plans would unfold
And then in anguish the time came by
So his loving wife did something quite bold

In the morning she was long gone for work
Dear husband sat his fat rump in his chair
Through groggy eyes he started to type
"Why is my beloved computer not there???"




[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 03-12-2000).]
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1 posted 03-12-2000 12:28 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

LOL...I can see you, bleary-eyed. Sitting down in front of an empty space! Good job! I'm glad to see she gave it back to you!!!  
Saxoness
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2 posted 03-12-2000 12:45 AM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

lol, serves you right Walt!

 "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot

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LOL Walt! Them is fighting words...takin the puter away! hehe glad she gave it back to you, but now BEHAVE yourself!  
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thanky yuh i got it back and im being good yuh!!
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5 posted 03-12-2000 06:51 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ouch......must have been very painful, Walt. Just the thought give me the chills. Glad you got it back!!  

Denise
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6 posted 03-12-2000 09:00 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

W.O.W.
WHOA!
That could be considered 'cruel and unusual' punishment.  Why, whatever must she have been thinking?
Oh, you must have done some fancy talking to get it back.  Way to go Walt!
~*Marge*~


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LMAO....never, never in a million years...could anyone but you come out with something like this.  Way to go Walt.

CHris

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Computer extraction is a very intricate operation--I hope she had good light---
and then to put it back correctly--yikes!
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9 posted 03-13-2000 09:38 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

That would be the equivalent of pulling me off life support! *G* Well done, Walt!
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ROFL....The title was enough to crack me up  
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11 posted 03-13-2000 11:34 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

ROFLMAO....
Nan
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I think I saw her at a yard sale down the road a piece - selling it for $10.00.... to suthern....
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13 posted 03-14-2000 07:47 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Walt, Another funny one from you, I'm glad you got your computer back also so you could continue to share your humor with us, but this time share your time equally, or she might just throw you to the Stute with us.
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14 posted 03-14-2000 10:06 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL, what a punishment!  That would be devistating...   Great work, walt!

 *Krista Knutson*

I do this so this world will know that it will not change me....-GB

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15 posted 07-18-2000 02:35 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

LOL! This was very funny-I'm glad I found it (and that you got your computer back, Walt!).

Elizabeth


I'm grabbing my hat and coat
I'm leaving the cat a note
Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town!


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