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Cutie Putootie
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0 posted 2000-03-11 04:47 PM



I woke up this morning, half asleep and half alive
I glanced outside and noticed something had arrived

All around my house and bush, and all over my tree
Was something white and fluttering, it looked like TP!!

I gasped as I grabbed my coat and slippers by the door
Because it never ended there was just more and more.

I thought to myself, "I know who made this mess here?"
It wasn't Lisa, or Mike, or Caleb, but little Blondie dear.

As I called my husband out to help and clean this mess
I knew revenge would be mine of which I can confess.

You don't TP Cutie and get away with it without harm
You never know when I'll strike, and when I do sound the alarm!

Cutie doesn't just get back with a whimpy 10 rolls or more
She goes to Sam's Club and buys the pack of fifty four!!


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Blondie
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1 posted 2000-03-11 05:07 PM


Oh you think so?? never!!!
Astraea
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2 posted 2000-03-11 05:20 PM


Cute!  Nice poem!  I certainly wouldn't want to wake up and find that.  I'd also get a fifty pack.     And then I'd enlist the help of lots of people...

Unless it's Halloween.  I'd be laughing.

Good poem.  

~Astraea

 "Sometimes stars can only be seen in darkness."

"Sorrow's crown of sorrow is remembering happier things."



Cutie Putootie
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3 posted 2000-03-11 05:40 PM


Blondie: Revenge is mine haha!     I get around when you least expect it and I think I am going to take Astraea's advice and get about twenty people to help me.  

Hey Astraea wanna help?

just_another_fe
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4 posted 2000-03-11 05:46 PM


ROTGLMAO   great poems but this really happened?????????????????????? lol
Denise
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5 posted 2000-03-11 05:47 PM


You're in for it now, Blondie! This is hysterical, Cutie!

Denise

StarrGazer
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6 posted 2000-03-11 10:00 PM


LOL this poem and Blondies were delightful brings back memories thanks for sharing it  


 ~*Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear*~



Blondie
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7 posted 2000-03-11 10:40 PM


hehe

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Cutie Putootie
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8 posted 2000-03-11 10:42 PM


just_another:  Yes this did just happen to me LAST NIGHT.  Blondie thought it would be funny to TP my house and I must admit it made me feel like I was 17 years old again...but she must remember, revenge is mine  

Dsnyder: wanna join in on the fun?

Poet deVine
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9 posted 2000-03-12 12:05 PM


What no burning bag of dog poop to stomp out? Cute!
jbowie
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10 posted 2000-03-12 12:41 PM


did someone mention dog poop, I've got connections.
Cute poems guys and love the light hearts not dripping with pain

WhtDove
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11 posted 2000-03-12 12:55 PM


LOL, wow did this bring back some memories!
Especially that bag of dog poop! haha...

Cutie Putootie
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12 posted 2000-03-12 08:57 PM


Bag of poop eh??  Hmm...if they did the bag of poop thing on my yard I think I would have to HUNT them down     or my husband would, I don't think he would be too fond of the bag of poop thing.

[This message has been edited by Cutie Putootie (edited 03-12-2000).]

Elizabeth
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13 posted 2000-07-28 09:21 PM


Very funny! Sounds like this is practically a tradition among you guys.

Elizabeth


Why ME???

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