I woke up this morning, half asleep and half alive
I glanced outside and noticed something had arrived
All around my house and bush, and all over my tree
Was something white and fluttering, it looked like TP!!
I gasped as I grabbed my coat and slippers by the door
Because it never ended there was just more and more.
I thought to myself, "I know who made this mess here?"
It wasn't Lisa, or Mike, or Caleb, but little Blondie dear.
As I called my husband out to help and clean this mess
I knew revenge would be mine of which I can confess.
You don't TP Cutie and get away with it without harm
You never know when I'll strike, and when I do sound the alarm!
Cutie doesn't just get back with a whimpy 10 rolls or more
She goes to Sam's Club and buys the pack of fifty four!!