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Revenge of the Toilet Paper (read Blondie's first)

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Cutie Putootie
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0 posted 03-11-2000 04:47 PM       View Profile for Cutie Putootie   Email Cutie Putootie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cutie Putootie


I woke up this morning, half asleep and half alive
I glanced outside and noticed something had arrived

All around my house and bush, and all over my tree
Was something white and fluttering, it looked like TP!!

I gasped as I grabbed my coat and slippers by the door
Because it never ended there was just more and more.

I thought to myself, "I know who made this mess here?"
It wasn't Lisa, or Mike, or Caleb, but little Blondie dear.

As I called my husband out to help and clean this mess
I knew revenge would be mine of which I can confess.

You don't TP Cutie and get away with it without harm
You never know when I'll strike, and when I do sound the alarm!

Cutie doesn't just get back with a whimpy 10 rolls or more
She goes to Sam's Club and buys the pack of fifty four!!

© Copyright 2000 Kimberley - All Rights Reserved
Blondie
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1 posted 03-11-2000 05:07 PM       View Profile for Blondie   Email Blondie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Blondie

Oh you think so?? never!!!
Astraea
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2 posted 03-11-2000 05:20 PM       View Profile for Astraea   Email Astraea   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Astraea

Cute!  Nice poem!  I certainly wouldn't want to wake up and find that.  I'd also get a fifty pack.     And then I'd enlist the help of lots of people...

Unless it's Halloween.  I'd be laughing.

Good poem.  

~Astraea

 "Sometimes stars can only be seen in darkness."

"Sorrow's crown of sorrow is remembering happier things."


Cutie Putootie
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3 posted 03-11-2000 05:40 PM       View Profile for Cutie Putootie   Email Cutie Putootie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cutie Putootie

Blondie: Revenge is mine haha!     I get around when you least expect it and I think I am going to take Astraea's advice and get about twenty people to help me.  

Hey Astraea wanna help?
just_another_fe
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4 posted 03-11-2000 05:46 PM       View Profile for just_another_fe   Email just_another_fe   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit just_another_fe's Home Page   View IP for just_another_fe

ROTGLMAO   great poems but this really happened?????????????????????? lol
Denise
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5 posted 03-11-2000 05:47 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

You're in for it now, Blondie! This is hysterical, Cutie!

Denise
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6 posted 03-11-2000 10:00 PM       View Profile for StarrGazer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for StarrGazer

LOL this poem and Blondies were delightful brings back memories thanks for sharing it  


 ~*Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear*~


Blondie
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7 posted 03-11-2000 10:40 PM       View Profile for Blondie   Email Blondie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Blondie

hehe

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Cutie Putootie
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8 posted 03-11-2000 10:42 PM       View Profile for Cutie Putootie   Email Cutie Putootie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cutie Putootie

just_another:  Yes this did just happen to me LAST NIGHT.  Blondie thought it would be funny to TP my house and I must admit it made me feel like I was 17 years old again...but she must remember, revenge is mine  

Dsnyder: wanna join in on the fun?
Poet deVine
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9 posted 03-12-2000 12:05 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

What no burning bag of dog poop to stomp out? Cute!
jbowie
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10 posted 03-12-2000 12:41 AM       View Profile for jbowie   Email jbowie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for jbowie

did someone mention dog poop, I've got connections.
Cute poems guys and love the light hearts not dripping with pain
WhtDove
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11 posted 03-12-2000 12:55 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL, wow did this bring back some memories!
Especially that bag of dog poop! haha...
Cutie Putootie
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12 posted 03-12-2000 08:57 PM       View Profile for Cutie Putootie   Email Cutie Putootie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cutie Putootie

Bag of poop eh??  Hmm...if they did the bag of poop thing on my yard I think I would have to HUNT them down     or my husband would, I don't think he would be too fond of the bag of poop thing.

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13 posted 07-28-2000 09:21 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Very funny! Sounds like this is practically a tradition among you guys.

Elizabeth


Why ME???
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