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My Beloved TP (toilet paper)

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Blondie
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0 posted 03-11-2000 03:23 PM       View Profile for Blondie   Email Blondie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Blondie

*the rhyme scheme isn't to great but it was a lot of fun to write*

I jump into the car, and run into the store
We laugh as we search for the beloved TP
We grab 3 packs but I say, "we'll need lots more,"
"because there is eight of us, including me.

We drive to the lady's house I babysit for
We all run around with our rolls of cheap TP
I get the lawn while the others get the door
I use about 4 rolls on the giant oak tree.

We see someone coming, and a flicker of a light
But we still run with our beloved, white TP
If only we could afford to do this every night
Houses covered all the time, what fun it would be!

My roll runs out and I start to search for more
I look on the ground for some lost roll of TP
I only find little pieces that people had tore
I guess it's time to jump in my car and flee.

We always end up smiling the rest of the night
Because of these nights like this and our beloved TP
See, this brings us closer, us and this bad plight
For I can take my mask off for all of them to see.

© Copyright 2000 Melissa - All Rights Reserved
Cutie Putootie
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1 posted 03-11-2000 04:29 PM       View Profile for Cutie Putootie   Email Cutie Putootie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cutie Putootie

Yes, and I'll get you back for your toilet papering job on my house.  How many rolls did you use, 52!?  Well when I get you back I'll use double the amount you did..moooohaaahaaa

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2 posted 03-11-2000 05:45 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

hehehehe......I see the TP caper still lives on! This is delightful, Blondie!

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3 posted 03-11-2000 10:37 PM       View Profile for Blondie   Email Blondie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Blondie

Thought I would livin' the forums up a little with some fun.  I have a great time everytime I TP someone's house  
Poet deVine
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4 posted 03-12-2000 12:03 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Cute! What would you do if the house had no trees, no bushes? Where would you toss the TP?
jbowie
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5 posted 03-12-2000 12:10 AM       View Profile for jbowie   Email jbowie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for jbowie

but alas, I would have used it first.
nice memory trip ya sick twist
Blondie
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6 posted 03-12-2000 08:55 PM       View Profile for Blondie   Email Blondie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Blondie

If it had no trees or bushes we would probably TP the car and just roll up the lawn or maybe even FORK IT!!!!! <~My favorite thing to do...hehe.
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7 posted 07-28-2000 09:18 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Nothing like quality time spent with friends!  

Elizabeth


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