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Ode to Dr. Schroll or (As the Feet Turn)

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Wicked Witch of the East
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0 posted 03-11-2000 12:10 PM       View Profile for Wicked Witch of the East   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wicked Witch of the East


I hear the word out on the street,
That Mike, he has a thing for feet,
A special interest in the toes,
Likes to rub them with his nose,
I guess you'd say he has a fetish,
'Cause Mike, he is a wee bit feetish.

Now listen here, my Witchie dear,
While you may find my fetish queer,
What room to talk, you dried up troll,
Your feet would melt, a Dr. Schroll,
It's not red slippers that you wear,
But combat boots, size twelve I swear.

I know that I am just a dog,
But Toto's in this dialogue,
The two of you have popped your corks,
Give it a rest, you pair of dorks,
Witch, you need psychiatry,
Mike, my friend, podiatry.
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1 posted 03-11-2000 02:18 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

The two of you have popped your corks???
...and "These are The Days of our Corns"..
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2 posted 03-11-2000 02:29 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

LOL would have thought this was written for Toe! good one..
Wicked Witch of the East
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Clearly an English teacher and not social studies... sheesh... corn is in Iowa... not Kansas.  (hehe)  most generally we just unscrew the bottle Nan...  only the most expensive bottles of Ripple have corks.
Ms. deVine...  I've heard tell of this Toe guy...  but while I may be a hermaphrodite, Mike is interested in only the female toe of the species...
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LOL..Well, I was going to say something clever--but changed my mind..I think I'll paint my toenails instead.  
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ROFL   This is hillarious!

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And just what color might those toenails be my pretty?
 
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