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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2000-03-08 11:59 AM


The time comes as it comes to all,
when I gotta hit the bathroom stall.
Walk in slowly, check out the mirror,
Have a seat, take a "Balladeer"

Can't be like sis,
Stand up and piss,
But this time it's more than that
(No wonder I seem to be so fat)

I'm finished now and may be crazy,
But feel pretty good for just havin' a baby!

© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Cerenity
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1 posted 2000-03-08 12:20 PM


Hi Toerag,

SO,SO cute! You make me laugh.......

Thanks,  Cerenity

SEA
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with you
2 posted 2000-03-08 12:40 PM


Toe~ you tickle me!  -SEA
Seymour Tabin
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Tamarac Fla
3 posted 2000-03-08 01:29 PM


Toe,
Your are a barrel of pickles,
With a humor that trickles.
You should stand up and think a bit
And you'd make a better wit.
Congratulations on having a baby,
Was that the truth or a fabricated maybe?

EagleScorpion
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Here, Now, Forever
4 posted 2000-03-08 02:41 PM


BRAVO!! BRAVO!! <>
RSEvans
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Tulsa, OK, USA
5 posted 2000-03-08 03:13 PM


much more creative than "Here I sit all broken-hearted...".  Good to see the forum is up to its usual standards.
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley
6 posted 2000-03-08 07:04 PM


Toe, Toe! When you gotta go, go!  

Corinne
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state of confusion
7 posted 2000-03-08 07:17 PM


You're a very naughty boy!(Evil Grin)

Corinne

bobbycat
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8 posted 2000-03-08 09:30 PM


okay....now THERE'S an interesting place to look for inspiration!      

Bobbycat =^..^=


 ~~Blessed Be!~~


WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
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Illinois
9 posted 2000-03-08 09:44 PM


ROFL Toe!  I've missed sooooooooooooooo much!
Thanks for the laugh buddy! You know how bad we needed that around here?

Marge Tindal
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10 posted 2000-03-08 10:22 PM


Ah, Toe ...
You deserve a
for the smiles you bring us.
~*Marge*~


 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Balladeer
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11 posted 2000-03-08 10:23 PM


Hey, Toe, I know you had a kid
He looks exactly like you did
When YOU came out of mother's bod
And the Doctor screamed out "Oh, my God!"

( LongJohn says hi, too)

suthern
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12 posted 2000-03-09 11:22 AM


Ah, sweet Toe... anytime I see a poem posted by you, I know that it's time for relief from a boring day... for your poems never fail to delight! *G* Thanks for the grins!!!
Toerag
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Ala bam a
13 posted 2000-03-17 10:11 AM


Toerag's standin' at the urinal,
He's pissin' on the wall,
If he hits the radiator,
We'll smell it in the hall....

HI YA GANG...HOW YALL BEEN?

suthern
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14 posted 2000-03-17 10:19 AM


Been drinking that green beer already, hunh? Or you givin' some teacher hell again??? LOL. It's about time you got that sweet tush of yours back in here... SMOOCH!
Elizabeth Santos
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since 1999-11-08
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Pennsylvania
15 posted 2000-03-17 10:25 AM


Toerag
What is that fragrance I smell in the hall
Must be immagining nothing at all
Just wait a minute, it's getting clear
It is quite obvious, Toerag is here
Nice to see you, dear friend
Missed you at the meeting of the minds
Maybe next year
Liz

Pepper
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Southern Florida
16 posted 2000-03-17 10:34 AM


So great to see you back Toe .... 'S'
I wondered what that smell in the hall was ... should have known, huh?!
Too funny .....  

WhtDove
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Illinois
17 posted 2000-03-17 10:36 AM


Happy St Patrick's Day Toe! Glad to see ya round here             There's a little green for ya!
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