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It's Time For Relief

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Toerag
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Ala bam a


0 posted 03-08-2000 11:59 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

The time comes as it comes to all,
when I gotta hit the bathroom stall.
Walk in slowly, check out the mirror,
Have a seat, take a "Balladeer"

Can't be like sis,
Stand up and piss,
But this time it's more than that
(No wonder I seem to be so fat)

I'm finished now and may be crazy,
But feel pretty good for just havin' a baby!
© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Cerenity
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1 posted 03-08-2000 12:20 PM       View Profile for Cerenity   Email Cerenity   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cerenity

Hi Toerag,

SO,SO cute! You make me laugh.......

Thanks,  Cerenity
SEA
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with you


2 posted 03-08-2000 12:40 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Toe~ you tickle me!  -SEA
Seymour Tabin
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3 posted 03-08-2000 01:29 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
Your are a barrel of pickles,
With a humor that trickles.
You should stand up and think a bit
And you'd make a better wit.
Congratulations on having a baby,
Was that the truth or a fabricated maybe?
EagleScorpion
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Here, Now, Forever


4 posted 03-08-2000 02:41 PM       View Profile for EagleScorpion   Email EagleScorpion   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for EagleScorpion

BRAVO!! BRAVO!! <>
RSEvans
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5 posted 03-08-2000 03:13 PM       View Profile for RSEvans   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RSEvans

much more creative than "Here I sit all broken-hearted...".  Good to see the forum is up to its usual standards.
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley


6 posted 03-08-2000 07:04 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Toe, Toe! When you gotta go, go!  
Corinne
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state of confusion


7 posted 03-08-2000 07:17 PM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

You're a very naughty boy!(Evil Grin)

Corinne
bobbycat
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8 posted 03-08-2000 09:30 PM       View Profile for bobbycat   Email bobbycat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bobbycat

okay....now THERE'S an interesting place to look for inspiration!      

Bobbycat =^..^=


 ~~Blessed Be!~~

WhtDove
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9 posted 03-08-2000 09:44 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL Toe!  I've missed sooooooooooooooo much!
Thanks for the laugh buddy! You know how bad we needed that around here?
Marge Tindal
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10 posted 03-08-2000 10:22 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Ah, Toe ...
You deserve a
for the smiles you bring us.
~*Marge*~


 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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11 posted 03-08-2000 10:23 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Hey, Toe, I know you had a kid
He looks exactly like you did
When YOU came out of mother's bod
And the Doctor screamed out "Oh, my God!"

( LongJohn says hi, too)
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12 posted 03-09-2000 11:22 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Ah, sweet Toe... anytime I see a poem posted by you, I know that it's time for relief from a boring day... for your poems never fail to delight! *G* Thanks for the grins!!!
Toerag
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Ala bam a


13 posted 03-17-2000 10:11 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Toerag's standin' at the urinal,
He's pissin' on the wall,
If he hits the radiator,
We'll smell it in the hall....

HI YA GANG...HOW YALL BEEN?
suthern
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14 posted 03-17-2000 10:19 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Been drinking that green beer already, hunh? Or you givin' some teacher hell again??? LOL. It's about time you got that sweet tush of yours back in here... SMOOCH!
Elizabeth Santos
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15 posted 03-17-2000 10:25 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

Toerag
What is that fragrance I smell in the hall
Must be immagining nothing at all
Just wait a minute, it's getting clear
It is quite obvious, Toerag is here
Nice to see you, dear friend
Missed you at the meeting of the minds
Maybe next year
Liz
Pepper
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16 posted 03-17-2000 10:34 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

So great to see you back Toe .... 'S'
I wondered what that smell in the hall was ... should have known, huh?!
Too funny .....  
WhtDove
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17 posted 03-17-2000 10:36 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Happy St Patrick's Day Toe! Glad to see ya round here             There's a little green for ya!
 
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