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Boxers Vs. Briefs

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sonjes
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0 posted 03-06-2000 01:45 PM       View Profile for sonjes   Email sonjes   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for sonjes


I have an inquiry
I lack the courage to pose;
It concerns your package
Or how you may contain those.

Some men prefer briefs
Although I do not know why;
It seems they may constrict
Maybe narrow your supply.

Briefs may be practical
Supporting running and such;
But those whitie tighties
I just cannot bear to touch.

Perhaps it is bikini
You can't stand to live without;
Quite sexy in leopard
I do not fathom a doubt.

Once again I'm afraid
A problem, it could arise;
Those bikinis, though sexy
Just may leave you high and dry.

Boxers I may accept
Allow swing from left from to right;
Could leave you playing peek-a-boo
In the middle of the night.

Then there's the final choice
To wear nothing underneath;
'Twill let you readjust
Leaving room for you to breathe.

Whatever it may be
Boxers, briefs, or bikini;
The pleasure's in waiting
Perhaps I can set you free.

*This was a labor, let me tell you.  I hate rhyming, but this kinda fit a rhyming thing, so...


  Don't care what people say
Just follow your own way
Don't give up and use the chance
To return to innocence.
-Enigma
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Local Rebel
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1 posted 03-06-2000 02:01 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Don't forget boxer briefs!!!

And jock straps...


LOL... very light and delightful little romp here...
Janet Marie
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since 01-22-2000
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2 posted 03-06-2000 03:06 PM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

HA HA HA..sonjes...you cracked me up with this one...SO this is the kind of inspiration it takes to get you to rhyme HUH??? now we know...

LOL great work...
jm

 ...every moment of every day...
your still with me in every way.
every poem and song...
every rhyme and verse...
your still here...like a beautiful curse.
janet marie

PoeticKnight
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New Orleans, LA


3 posted 03-06-2000 03:19 PM       View Profile for PoeticKnight   Email PoeticKnight   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PoeticKnight

Wow...this was so funny! 2 thumbs way, way up.

Reminds me of my favorite quote from Stripes..."Chicks really dig me because i rarely wear underwear. And when i do, its usually something pretty bizarre."
sonjes
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4 posted 03-06-2000 04:50 PM       View Profile for sonjes   Email sonjes   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sonjes

Thank you all for your kind responses in my attempt to be humorous.
janetmarie - it takes a lot for me to be inspired to rhyme- but haven't you ever wondered what men are wearing underneath?  Inspiration comes in strange packages.


  Don't care what people say
Just follow your own way
Don't give up and use the chance
To return to innocence.
-Enigma
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