Slap Me Silly! Pull My Finger!
or The Great Escape
or Don'tcha mean "Click to Slap"?"
Slap me silly, slap to click!
Pull my finger, make it quick!
I'm elated to be freed
from the 'stute, oh yes indeed!
I've been locked here for a while
marching down the hall in style
toward the room, "Lobotomy".
But I wouldn't go, not me!
One day recently, Nurse C.
snuck into the room with me.
Made me recite poems and such.
'Twas a sick ordeal! Too much!
She said she was testing me
for some men, investing, see,
in the 'stute's programs intact.
That's what she said, that's a fact.
So she asked some questions which
made me snicker, sometimes twitch;
questions that were somehow rude
'bout my innate attitude.
What then happened was quite rare...
soon her face got in her hair,
she was riled and angry 'cause
answers of mine gave her pause.
What I told her was just this:
"Leave me be! I need to piss!"
She looked angrily at me...
just because I had to pee!
Quick, I jumped up off the bed,
ran out from the room, instead,
darted up through Ward 3-B...
she would NOT be catching me!
Soon I found bro' Justin Kace
and we quick began the race
toward the gaurds near "Admit Me".
Hey, guess what? We now are free!
Got this laptop on the train.
Never will be there again!
Going swift to find our Isle...
Where we will do things in style!
Next Thyme that you hear from me.
I'll be on, "This Isle is Free".
Still, I hear her voice behind
screaming (as she is inclined),
"Slap me silly! Click to slap!".
Poor Nurse C., she took the rap!
She's now stuck inside the 'stute...
Pull my finger! Sound is moot.
aka Leonardo DaVinci