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Slap Me Silly! Pull My Finger! (or "The Great Escape")

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Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
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Oz


0 posted 03-03-2000 09:17 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Justin Thyme

Slap Me Silly! Pull My Finger!
or The Great Escape
or Don'tcha mean "Click to Slap"?"

Slap me silly, slap to click!
Pull my finger, make it quick!
I'm elated to be freed
from the 'stute, oh yes indeed!
I've been locked here for a while
marching down the hall in style
toward the room, "Lobotomy".
But I wouldn't go, not me!

One day recently, Nurse C.
snuck into the room with me.
Made me recite poems and such.
'Twas a sick ordeal! Too much!
She said she was testing me
for some men, investing, see,
in the 'stute's programs intact.
That's what she said, that's a fact.

So she asked some questions which
made me snicker, sometimes twitch;
questions that were somehow rude
'bout my innate attitude.
What then happened was quite rare...
soon her face got in her hair,
she was riled and angry 'cause
answers of mine gave her pause.

What I told her was just this:
"Leave me be! I need to piss!"
She looked angrily at me...
just because I had to pee!
Quick, I jumped up off the bed,
ran out from the room, instead,
darted up through Ward 3-B...
she would NOT be catching me!

Soon I found bro' Justin Kace
and we quick began the race
toward the gaurds near "Admit Me".
Hey, guess what? We now are free!
Got this laptop on the train.
Never will be there again!
Going swift to find our Isle...
Where we will do things in style!

Next Thyme that you hear from me.
I'll be on, "This Isle is Free".
Still, I hear her voice behind
screaming (as she is inclined),
"Slap me silly! Click to slap!".
Poor Nurse C., she took the rap!
She's now stuck inside the 'stute...
Pull my finger! Sound is moot.


signed,

Justin Thyme
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire
Escapee
© Copyright 2000 Justin Thyme - All Rights Reserved
Nurse Crachet
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since 09-27-1999
Posts 321
They know where I am!


1 posted 03-03-2000 09:30 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Justin, Your dreams are getting quite vivid these days you almost had me believing it was true, but behind you left your crusty old socks that you go nowhere without, so sweet dreams and we'll see you at chow in the morning
Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
Posts 228
Oz


2 posted 03-03-2000 10:21 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Since I still have this laptop on this runaway train, I'll post the first poem ever from the 'stute...'Leonardo's Lament'.... so I can look back and reminisce and realize I can finally put close to those doors.

Good luck, Miss C. Don't miss me. It ain't worth it.
Denise
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3 posted 03-04-2000 12:29 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is wonderful, JT! Can't wait to see your first poem of freedom (whether real or just imagined...hehehe)  

Denise
Justin Nuendo
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since 02-05-2000
Posts 91
Ozzz


4 posted 03-05-2000 04:29 AM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Dear brother Thyme
What kinda rhyme
Have ya been playin' with ?
Yar here in bed
Just like the rest
Havin' a real nice dream !

Wake up brother ! It's after breakfast !We better run if we wants some !
And ya better eat good. We needs ya on this quest...we needs to find the Silly-bus !
Didn't ya hear the King call ? Did ya lend yar ear to Vinny again ?
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