Early one morning at the break of dawn all snug and warm my pajamas were gone ~ Like spoons in a drawer I snuggled in close she said let me up my kidneys afloat ~ The moment she left I drifted right off to sounds of the ocean its' breeze gentle soft ~ Welcome aboard the slumberland cruise lip locked with my wife who else would I choose ~ When I finally decided to surface for air a much younger wife stood next to me there ~ We were both young again with new fire in our stare her breath the sweet essence of fresh country air ~ With passions aroused we fled below deck into each each others arms my lips pressed to her neck ~ Her passion grew stronger her tongue did I taste her kisses were wet and covered my face ~ Her moans sounded odd and most out of place I opened my eyes our dogs' snout in my face ~ I guess I'm not needed came a laugh through my glower I'll put put on the coffee while you take a shower ~~~
Well, it's a good thing you can tell the "oddness" of a moan! HAHAHA! This is truly hillarious! Myself, drawn in by the title, 'cause I sure need some coffe at 5am...but the outcome was even better! Guess all I really needed was the laughs. Now I think I'm relaxed enough to catch some more z's before dawn. GREAT POEM!
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA