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Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


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Sweet Tooth
~~~

One  little
two  little
three  little donuts
And  pop  buy  the  jug  chug-a-lug
~
Four  little
five  little
six  little  brownies
At  once  I  can  push  in  my  mug
~
Seven  little
eight  little
nine  little  chocolates
The  tenth  I'll  eat  too  what  the  heck
~
One  little
two  little
three  little  dimples
Can  now  be  seen  on  my  face
~
Four  little
five  little
six  little  inches
Snuck  up  and  attached  to  my  waist
~
Seven  little
eight  little
nine  little  pizzas
With  Diet  pop  'cause  I'm  watching  my  weight
~~~


 I'm not ugly!
I'm just visually challenged!


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RufffRyder
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<------Over There------>


1 posted 03-01-2000 03:13 AM       View Profile for RufffRyder   Email RufffRyder   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RufffRyder's Home Page   View IP for RufffRyder

Lmbo R.A.M
This is a sweet little cute poem.
Thank you for the smile and read
By the way,do you have any more brownies left?
Michael
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2 posted 03-01-2000 03:33 AM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

Well, being an insulin dependant diabetic i must say, this nearly put me in a coma...LOL

Great poem, I'm envious.


Michael
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3 posted 03-01-2000 03:46 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

See there?  I KNEW it!  You ARE naughty!  You didn't mention that the rolling pin on your shoulder was sticky with cookie dough...LOL, you are a treasure.
Lost Dreamer
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4 posted 03-01-2000 08:46 AM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

Thanks for the laugh this is great!
January Flowers
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How did you know pizza and diet soda was my all time favorite meal?  Glad to see that THIS sweet poem didn't talk of tubeworms and streptococcal bacillae.  This is a great poem! Laughing Laughing Laughing...
Honeybee
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6 posted 03-01-2000 09:13 AM       View Profile for Honeybee   Email Honeybee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Honeybee


This is such a cute poem.  Thanks I needed a good laugh.  Very sweet indeed.  It made me hungry though.  

Take care,
Melissa Honeybee
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Hi Rex ~ I didn't know you were a healthfood nut, too!  Loved this...verrrry cute!  

~ Claire
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8 posted 03-01-2000 11:55 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL...good one  
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with you


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Rex~ I must have one heck of a sweet tooth, I can soooooo relate!! LOL Great poem. That was so sweet, I don't need anything else today! -SEA
Dennis L. White
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10 posted 03-01-2000 12:04 PM       View Profile for Dennis L. White   Email Dennis L. White   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dennis L. White

A Waist is a terrible thing to Mind !!!
Thumbs up on this real McCoy! Dennis :^)
Martie
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11 posted 03-01-2000 01:53 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

1 little 2 much...can there be too much laughter?  
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on the threshold of a dream


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Love it! *G* Thanks for the grins!
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13 posted 03-01-2000 10:39 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

hehe. Your humor is refreshing, Rex  
sonjes
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14 posted 03-01-2000 10:47 PM       View Profile for sonjes   Email sonjes   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sonjes

After you have waded through the love and hurt and everything else, you find something as "decaying" as this.  That is to say, thank you, thank you, for finally putting a grin on my face for the first time today.
Oh, and darn you for making me feel guilty about these cookies I am eating.  
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


15 posted 03-02-2000 01:01 AM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Good grief ... such wonderful replies ... I must have hit a nerve with this one
Perhaps I should start a humourous cook book of poetry

mini poet
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LOL! I love it!
 
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