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Three old men (one was Long John)
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Three old men (one was Long John) |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois 
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This is a repost from back in September, we all had a great laugh from it! I am not much of one to write something this funny, and I had much help from someone.  So I hope you all find yourself cracking up! This is what I meant by laughter, we used to have words of war that really made everyone laugh!LongJohn and two buddies, drinking beer, Were talking so loud I could easily hear About all the fanciful stories they told And how they complained about their getting old. The first guy said, "Well, the best wish for me Would be able to take a good, healthy pee. But a small, little dribble is all I can get Which leaves my pajamas completely wet! Friend Joe said, "When I wake, I feel quite foul. I can't get a movement out of my bowel! I've tried laxatives and ointments...instead, I just go on back, disappointed, to bed." LongJohn said, "Poor fellas! I need no such tricks. I can pee and my bowel moves each morning at six." "So what would you wish for...," said Joe "with such heaven?" "I wish," said LongJohn, "I could wake before seven!" <*\\\>< There's only two ways you can go... One way you can save your riches, And the other will save your soul. Rich Mullins |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
LOL I remember this one, glad you brought it back up for reveiw, it truly is hillarious |
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Aimster Member Elite
since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297Charlotte, NC |
~Whtdove This was funny! It was my first time ever reading it and I got a big laugh out of it. Thank you! Amy  ~Live today as though it were your last but prepare for tomorrow as though it were here~ |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Very good!!! We need this laughter! |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Would that be 7 am or pm Rebecca??...lol. Good job with this one.  |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
I'm glad this could bring laughter to all of you! Marilyn, hmmn I'm not sure about that one LOL |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
EEwwww! LOL I hope he wears depends, and I really feel for whoever changes his diaper in the morning! Talk about one big sticky icky mess!  ROFLMAO while running to the bathroom to hurl! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL I'm gonna be the one running when he gets a hold of me! hahaha...but it was worth it to get some to laugh! Right LJ? Go easy on me, we all needed a good laugh! <*\\\>< There's only two ways you can go... One way you can save your riches, And the other will save your soul. Rich Mullins |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
Oh dear, you are brave to bring this back out...LOL EeeGads.... Michael |
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HelmutB Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 964Canada |
Oh how funny is this What you're not all going through to have bliss I thank you WhtDove for the smile you send For Long John I know a fix Just don't go to bed before the clock and bowel strikes six rofl The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Thanks you two! Hopefully he'll go easy on me, but it is worth the laugh it is! |
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tori Senior Member
since 1999-06-18
Posts 520Mechanicsville, Maryland, USA |
LOL Dove this was great.. thanks for the laugh you too LJ...  )If with pen in hand I've made you think I've not wasted one drop of ink Vlh. visit my site~ http://www.hsanet.net/user/dkm/hellomy.htm |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I don't know which movement is more memorable....Beethoven's Last or LongJohn's first!! Good to bring it back, dovey |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
Tooo Funny Dove !!  I remember this too and it's just as much fun this time around ..... ROFL .... 'Deer ... |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
LOL LOL I remember this one, it's just as funny as it was then. Well Done Angel, thanks for reposting it!! What comes from the heart goes to the heart. Samuel Coleridge |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL @ you Balladeer! Thanks Pepper! Thanks DA! Laugh it up guys! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Hats off to Dovie the Brave! *G* (Just PLEASE give us fair warning before telling Balladeer's secrets! LOL) Great grins, WhtDove! *S* |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Thanks for reposting this Rebecca! This is a scream!! Denise |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL Suthern. I would be squished like bug if I went up against Balladeer! LOL Thank you Denise! haha a scream it will be! |
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