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Three old men (one was Long John)

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WhtDove
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This is a repost from back in September, we all had a great laugh from it! I am not much of one to write something this funny, and I had much help from someone.    So I hope you all find yourself cracking up! This is what I meant by laughter, we used to have words of war that really made everyone laugh!


LongJohn and two buddies, drinking beer,
Were talking so loud I could easily hear
About all the fanciful stories they told
And how they complained about their getting old.

The first guy said, "Well, the best wish for me
Would be able to take a good, healthy pee.
But a small, little dribble is all I can get
Which leaves my pajamas completely wet!

Friend Joe said, "When I wake, I feel quite foul.
I can't get a movement out of my bowel!
I've tried laxatives and ointments...instead,
I just go on back, disappointed, to bed."

LongJohn said, "Poor fellas! I need no such tricks.
I can pee and my bowel moves each morning at six."
"So what would you wish for...," said Joe "with such heaven?"
"I wish," said LongJohn, "I could wake before seven!"



 <*\\\><

There's only two ways you can go...
One way you can save your riches,
And the other will save your soul.
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LOL I remember this one, glad you brought it back up for reveiw, it truly is hillarious
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~Whtdove

This was funny! It was my first time ever reading it and I got a big laugh out of it. Thank you!

Amy  

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Very good!!! We need this laughter!
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Would that be 7 am or pm Rebecca??...lol. Good job with this one.  
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I'm glad this could bring laughter to all of you!    

Marilyn, hmmn I'm not sure about that one LOL
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EEwwww!   LOL  I hope he wears depends, and I really feel for whoever changes his diaper in the morning!  Talk about one big sticky icky mess!     ROFLMAO while running to the bathroom to hurl!  
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LOL I'm gonna be the one running when he gets a hold of me!  hahaha...but it was worth it to get some to laugh!

Right LJ?  Go easy on me, we all needed a good laugh!  

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There's only two ways you can go...
One way you can save your riches,
And the other will save your soul.
Rich Mullins
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Oh dear, you are brave to bring this back out...LOL  EeeGads....


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Oh how funny is this
What you're not all going through to have bliss
I thank you WhtDove for the smile you send
For Long John I know a fix
Just don't go to bed before the clock and bowel strikes six
rofl

 The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools.

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Thanks you two! Hopefully he'll go easy on me, but it is worth the laugh it is!  
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LOL Dove this was great.. thanks for the laugh  you too LJ...  )

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I don't know which movement is more memorable....Beethoven's Last or LongJohn's first!!

Good to bring it back, dovey  
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Tooo Funny Dove !!  
I remember this too and it's just as much fun this time around .....

ROFL .... 'Deer ...
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LOL LOL I remember this one, it's just as funny as it was then. Well Done Angel, thanks for reposting it!!  

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ROFL @ you Balladeer!

Thanks Pepper!  

Thanks DA!

Laugh it up guys!  
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Hats off to Dovie the Brave! *G* (Just PLEASE give us fair warning before telling Balladeer's secrets! LOL) Great grins, WhtDove! *S*
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Thanks for reposting this Rebecca! This is a scream!!      

Denise
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LOL Suthern. I would be squished like bug if I went up against Balladeer!  LOL

Thank you Denise! haha a scream it will be!
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