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Li'l Boobie" {Challenge} - for all us girls...

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Rosemary J. Gwaltney
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0 posted 02-25-2000 12:42 AM       View Profile for Rosemary J. Gwaltney   Email Rosemary J. Gwaltney   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Rosemary J. Gwaltney's Home Page   View IP for Rosemary J. Gwaltney

A Boobie Challenge...

Oh when I was but twelve years old,
A teasin’ I got in school.
For my body had no shape as yet,
and they thought theirs were cool.
~ ~ ~
“You’ll never get a boy”, I heard;
(from the itty bitty boobie committee),
“we all know what bumps we’re talking about,
and you’ve got nothing, but we’ve got tittee”!
~ ~ ~
So I bought a rubber stretchie,
and worked hours every day.
The TV ad gave a guarantee,
to grow boobs for me some way.
~ ~ ~
Then I met a man who said two handfuls weren’t enough.
And he spent too much time in the Playboy picture stuff.
I kept pumping that rubber, trying to develop a curve;
and then, you know, he left me - how could he have the nerve!
~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~
So time went by, and as it went, a new man caught my eye;
but in the night he told me things to haunt me to the last.
Holding me gently in his arms, he whispered oh, so soft,
“a mouthful is too much”, he said. But they had grown on past!
~ ~ ~
Now I’m with my darling sweet,
and they both sit there incomplete.
Unresolved hopes; just as before;
still catching dinner ‘for it hits the floor.
~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~
Now let me ask you girls, if you would, upon the size,
of your beautiful protuberances  - -  what made you recognize
- - -
what the worth of jewels are; does it truly depend
- - upon the eager buyer?
- - -  Or has it got to do with
- - -  the confident supplier?



 ...Living is ever like crossing rivers; finding a new life on each shore ... RJG




[This message has been edited by Rosemary J. Gwaltney (edited 02-26-2000).]
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devina
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1 posted 02-25-2000 01:52 AM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

Rose- I love the humorous subject girlie...where've you been hiding???

To answer your question...as long as mine stay perky...I'm happy with medium size!!!  

Hope all is well with Dayl and your new site!!! HUGS sweetheart...we miss you around here!!!

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...
PhaerieChild
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2 posted 02-25-2000 01:57 AM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

Mine haven't been perky in years. Sometimes I feel like their bumpin' against my kneecaps but I remember when they were just about right. I'm real glad they weren't Mae Westy's...then they'd be draggin' the floor..lol Great poem!!!

 Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

Shawna R. Holder
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3 posted 02-25-2000 02:04 AM       View Profile for CrazyChick   Email CrazyChick   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for CrazyChick

lol            great work!!!
Rex Allen McCoy
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4 posted 02-25-2000 03:08 AM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

... hummm ...
... scratch head ...
... raise eyebrow ...
...reach toward keyboard ...
... second thoughts ...
... noooo no no no !!!
... no comment!!!
... grin ...

Rex}<{{{{o>


 I'm not ugly!
I'm just visually challenged!


January Flowers
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5 posted 02-25-2000 04:16 AM       View Profile for January Flowers   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for January Flowers

LOL @ Rex!  Ah, Shucks...a man's opinion here would be F-U-N!.  

This is so terribly funny, Rosemary!  Quite the challenging subject to write about so humorously...LOVED IT!  

LOL, still!
tracie66
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6 posted 02-25-2000 05:49 AM       View Profile for tracie66   Email tracie66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit tracie66's Home Page   View IP for tracie66

Rosemary great job..that's the poem not boobs...tee hee   very good, great laugh
Martie
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7 posted 02-25-2000 03:01 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Rosemary, you gave me such a great smile with this, as for boobs, well...I'm just glad to have two.  I had a friend with three and did she have a time finding a comfort zone!

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Mike
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8 posted 02-25-2000 03:12 PM       View Profile for Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mike

I would like to make a clean breast of things...  er...  let me rephrase, a robin red breast in the hand is worth...  er...
give me another shot here...  (before I get shot)...   music calms the savage breast, but by the same token, so does a good sports bra...   er..   breast make a hasty retreat while I still can...

seriously, what an uplifting poem...

(hanging head in shame)

[This message has been edited by Mike (edited 02-25-2000).]
JamesMichael
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9 posted 02-25-2000 03:17 PM       View Profile for JamesMichael   Email JamesMichael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for JamesMichael

Hey, I like all sizes and if you want to write about another part
its the parts below that win my heart.
James

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10 posted 02-25-2000 03:22 PM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

If this discussion gets more graphic
It sure will generate lots more traffic
Thoughts like this attract all kinds
expecially those with dirty minds!

cool poem  

[This message has been edited by Mistikman (edited 02-25-2000).]
poetFemmeFatale
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ROFLMAO at Wildchild's comment!     That was too funny!  LOL  I'm with devina, as long as they stay somewhat perky, I'm ok.  Although methinks a size or two smaller would definately have some advantages.  It's hard for bowling balls to stay PERKY !!!   hehehe   Laughing at all the guys in here, stammering and studdering.  
Danny Holloway
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12 posted 02-25-2000 03:47 PM       View Profile for Danny Holloway   Email Danny Holloway   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Danny Holloway

I've seen so many
i'm happy to say
and if I must choose the best
I'd pick the ones
the size of buns
and toss back all the rest

Wasn't this fun!!!!!!!
Rosemary J. Gwaltney
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13 posted 02-25-2000 04:20 PM       View Profile for Rosemary J. Gwaltney   Email Rosemary J. Gwaltney   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rosemary J. Gwaltney's Home Page   View IP for Rosemary J. Gwaltney

Devina - thanks for catching my humor!  It's fun here.   I keep coming back around.

WildChild - you had me giggling like crazy!

CrazyChick - thank you!

Rex Allen McCoy - you too, had me laughing!

January Flowers - thank you too, for catching my humor!  I don't write humor often, though I often find myself laughing at others' humor.  Thought I'd try my luck.

tracie66 - thank you too!

Martie - hey, I never thought of having three!  I guess mine are just fine, after all!  How can I complain?!

Mike - clever - very clever!    A great guffaw!

jmlee12345 - um, well, I don't think I should get into THAT in THIS room!!!!

Mistikman - it's true - the responses are tremendous fun!

poetFemmeFatale - yep, you've got good points there!

Danny Holloway -

Now you’ve got me wondering,
What kind of buns you mean -
Are we talking bakery?
What sizes have you seen?

Are you thinking of those tiny ones,
Or rounded, rising, buttered buns?
... Perhaps you’ve got a different kind
Of buns to judge by, in your mind ...!

In any case, whatever style,
You made me laugh for quite a while!
You have my thanks for your reply ...
Too cute to let it pass on by!

Corazon
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well, lol mine have never been big, but not exactly wanting either, and at 45 they are still up where they are supposed to be (a nice plus of small ones)  so overall I am pleased...if the man isn't...I'd say it was his problem lol
loved the smiles :0  

[This message has been edited by Corazon (edited 02-28-2000).]
lucky
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15 posted 02-25-2000 04:29 PM       View Profile for lucky   Email lucky   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for lucky

You'll be more careful when you pray next time... ya jest never can tell when your prayers will be coming true.
RufffRyder
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I`ll tell you what Im thinking about this one if you`ll promise not to smack me for not looking you in the face  
Nice read

Parker
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17 posted 02-26-2000 10:43 AM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

Ya know, up here in Ontario the supreme court, made it legal for a women to got topless in public. I for one support this ruling. Men go topless all the time, why not women. Why wait for the beach, do it in the shopping mall, on the subway, at the resturants. Boobs rule, in every shape and size...... The reality is that not too many women took them up on this ruling. They demanded equality and got it, but I guess to shy, darn...... girl watching would have taken on a whole new meaning.

Funny poem.

Parker

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Lorelei54
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18 posted 02-26-2000 11:48 AM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

Mine are dd's and I'd like about a C...but since I've been blessed with mine and LJA likes them, I won't change them...however, I vote for topless beaches for both sexes...I see no reason to hide em'!!!
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I love this!!!

And now that I know even more about some of the women here. . .my mental images of them have improved greatly!! (I will not name names. . . you know who you are!!)

For myself. . . I love all sizes. . .a woman is not merely defined by the size of her chest. . . there are other things too. . . I can't think of them now, but there are other things!!  LOL (Just kidding!!)

And I too must agree with Parker. . . why not?

Hmmm. . . I wonder if I could come up with a funny one that applies to men?  Could I post it here?  Probably not. . .I'll let you know!

Again, this was great!!  (Oh, and BTW, I'll always be happy to give my opinion. . .no stammering for me!!)

---------------------------------------------

 That which gives light must endure burning
--Victor Frankl

lucky
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20 posted 02-28-2000 01:52 AM       View Profile for lucky   Email lucky   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for lucky

Did I hear you say [challenge] or did you edit that..? So what...

Most jaunty housewives
don’t need a frolicsome guide for throwing
unique and vivacious bedroom extravaganzas they
all seem to intrinsically know just how to do the cha cha
over their bedrooms floor some have great ideas for inviting
more things... others even wear costumes accompanied with
rituals and activities...very tasty ;-) some of the smashing
galas include such rituals as “Sassy Lassies” and
“Spawned Spilled Secrets”  and also includes
all “Frauleins’ Fabulous Faces” but
most of them will settle for
“Come as you are”
which carries
little imaginations
and even less organization
not to mention down right dirty
too and I could what..! have
it all on CD for less.

Where do I sign..?


 
Lisann
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21 posted 01-20-2002 12:04 AM       View Profile for Lisann   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lisann

I was browsing the archives and found this,  I had to reply.  I had the complete opposite problem of "no boobies".  I developed very early.  By the time I graduated grade school, my chest was a 36C.  I got teased, tormented, groped  etc.  because they were so big. As for size,  well,  my hubby likes "a mouthful",  Or what the guys at the club call "champagne boobs".  Whatever the hell that is.  I didn't want to ask.
Match
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22 posted 07-01-2002 08:35 PM       View Profile for Match   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Match

Boobs , small , big , most people have em,
this poem made me lmao.

Do I dare to look at whats really there,
Will I be burned?
I cant see past all the pain and torture that goes on in the places we call,
home.
~Azi

 
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