Sitting here feeling puffed out,
women, you know what I'm talking about.
The big belly and bigger butt,
crying over a simple paper cut.
The worst is those stupid zits,
those truly are the pits.
but the cramps, they really suck!
They will go away with any luck.
In a few days it will all end,
my body to me my hormones will resend.
but before then, I feel crazy.
As I'm sitting here being lazy!
I love the male body, it's better designed than the male mind.---Andrea Newman