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Where Is He Now ?(a eulogy for A. Vertyser)

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Dr.Moose1
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Bewilderment , USA


0 posted 02-22-2000 10:02 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Some time ago in O.P. Four or maybe O.P. Three
There was one , that son of a gun , who was pretty close to me.
His name was A. Vertyser , he had a gift for words
Though most often what he was selling , was borderline absurd !

A few here might remember as far back as December
When E. Fudd's Cwistmas Cwassics was flying off the shelves
Then before the sale clearance there was a disapearance, A. Vertyser lost adherence ,
Abducted by Ron's elves !

No warning was forth-coming , no bells or whistles humming,
In the rush to keep things running , The server had it's way
And with startled look on his face , Ad was gone with no trace ,( you guessed it ) lost in C-space
I regret I'm here to say

Un-like cats who're given nine lives,now it's only in the archives
Where Ad can sell you steak knives , or the latest in bidets
What's his final destination ? Though it's only speculation ,With-out re-incarnation I suspect that's where he'll stay

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Nurse Crachet
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1 posted 02-23-2000 03:56 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Dr. Moose

Your wish
is my command
I can bring him
to stute land
where Justin's
sit around
and play
tiddly winks all day
and crayon kings
make goo stew.
We have a new
young lady too,
my dear sweet
long lost daughter.
So if you need
your buddy A.Vertyser
I'm sure I can
accommodate him
into our shrine.
Remember the Nurse
is here to please.
Andrew Scott
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since 06-24-99
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Redlands,CA,USA


2 posted 02-23-2000 07:57 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Yo Doc, sorry about your loss
A. Vertyser sounded real nice
And I sure could use some new knifes
That spud Fudds a tough one to slice
Denise
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3 posted 02-24-2000 10:30 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is cute, Dr. Moose!  

Denise
 
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