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Mornin Ralph " ( shhh ... keep it down )

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Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


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"Mornin Ralph"
~~~


You  wake  in  the  morning
your  face  a  fright
hollow  cheeks
and  your  gills  dead  white
Your  eyes  sunk  back
lost  without  a  trace
And  your  mouth
you  can't  describe  the  taste
Your  twisted  back
makes  your  stomach  sore
and  the  rolling  waves
engulf  the  bedroom  floor
  
When  you  bend  at  the  waist
to  groap  for  a  shoe
Up  comes  Ralph
with  some  of  last  nights  brew
You  hear  the  phone
as  it  starts  to  ring
and  you  make  a  beeline
for  the  big  white  thing
  
You  try  to  lie  back  down
but  you  get  back  up
then  you  crawl  and  shake
all  kinds  a  weard  stuff
You're  called  to  breakfast
it's  about  to  start
You  contemplate  death
as  your  next  resort
  
... You  swear ...
... you  take  an  oath ...
  YOU'LL  NEVER  DRINK  AGAIN  
  
HA  HA
... YAH  RIGHT ...
... next  week ...
  Hello  again!  

~~~



 I'm not ugly!
I'm just visually challenged!




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January Flowers
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1 posted 02-21-2000 01:22 PM       View Profile for January Flowers   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for January Flowers

A twisted poet can write about "just about" anything,
I suppose!
Vomit?  Where did this topic come from?
HAHAHA!
Got a laugh out of me anyway...
For this, I thank you!
HelmutB
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2 posted 02-21-2000 07:59 PM       View Profile for HelmutB   Email HelmutB   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit HelmutB's Home Page   View IP for HelmutB

Funny: yes
Subject: No
Love it: yes
Do this again: No way lol
Ps at a certain age you learn to avoid this, trust me lol.


 The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools.

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3 posted 02-21-2000 08:29 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Some poems can make one green with envy and some poems can just make one green!   I LOVET IT !!!
Breathe~
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4 posted 02-21-2000 08:58 PM       View Profile for Breathe~   Email Breathe~   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Breathe~

Uggggh!  I am happy to say I have not met up with Ralph for a long long time...*L*

Clever...and definately entertaining...


 I love the time
and in between
the calm inside me
in the space
where I can breathe...

Sarah McLachlan
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5 posted 02-21-2000 10:35 PM       View Profile for bobbycat   Email bobbycat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bobbycat

ROFLMAO!!!!!  I didn't know  what to expect with that title, but looking back, it's perfect!     Great job!

Bobbycat =^..^=


 ~~Blessed Be!~~
Angel
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6 posted 02-21-2000 10:39 PM       View Profile for Angel   Email Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Angel

This was hilarious  .  Not what I expected either, but still, I LOVED IT  .

 ~Susie~

Denise
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7 posted 02-21-2000 10:45 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Those mornings can be brutal, can't they? It is amazing that they are not enough to make people quit drinking forever.....

I enjoy your style, Rex. You always bring a smile  

Denise
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


8 posted 02-22-2000 02:17 AM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Not the most tastefully written poem ... but its' story brings De Ja Vu throughout the world

Rex

[This message has been edited by Rex Allen McCoy (edited 02-22-2000).]
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


9 posted 02-22-2000 02:17 AM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

you know I got drunk only once in my life ... and this was the result ... it cured me and I wrote this to the many who have never found a cure ... thanks everyone for your kind responses

Rex
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10 posted 05-13-2009 02:41 PM       View Profile for mini poet   Email mini poet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit mini poet's Home Page   View IP for mini poet

"I'll never drink again"
Thats what I said last time!

But I still havent. UGhh it was terrible. hahhaha
 
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