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A Day in the Life of an Exquisitely Tactful Gentleman

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Dom Mart
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0 posted 02-19-2000 10:48 AM       View Profile for Dom Mart   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Dom Mart's Home Page   View IP for Dom Mart



Pardon me for asking,
But isn't that my toe
Your heel is grinding into?
I just thought I'd let you know.

Excuse me if I'm forward,
But you coughed into my food.
I just thought I'd mention it.
Please don't think me rude.

Forgive me for removing
Your elbow from my eye.
I'll Just shift my head a bit
So it won't be in your way.

I know I'm taking too much room
And breathing too much air,
And I hate to do this, but,
You see, you're sitting in my chair.

Oh my, I hope you'll pardon this Intrusion--upon my life--
But isn't that my bed you're in?
And isn't that my wife?
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Saxoness
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1 posted 02-19-2000 10:50 AM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

ROTFL

 "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot

Danny Holloway
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since 01-15-2000
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2 posted 02-19-2000 11:09 AM       View Profile for Danny Holloway   Email Danny Holloway   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Danny Holloway

   Excuse me if this noise is real loud
     taking my wife don't be so proud
    for this intrusion here's a lesson
     from my friend Smith and Wesson

I liked your poem and just had to throw in a final "shot".

Danny
Cerenity
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3 posted 02-20-2000 01:11 PM       View Profile for Cerenity   Email Cerenity   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cerenity

Hey there you wonderfully clever writer,I have a grin from ear to ear you funny person. What you say in this poem is so true and really happends, and know every time one of these things happends I'm going to laugh and think of you.

WONDERFUL

Cerenity-1
CMGrimm
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since 02-14-2000
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4 posted 02-20-2000 01:15 PM       View Profile for CMGrimm   Email CMGrimm   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for CMGrimm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!


Chris

 Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON.
JamesMichael
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5 posted 02-20-2000 01:25 PM       View Profile for JamesMichael   Email JamesMichael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for JamesMichael

Really enjoyed the style of this poem ..a finely tuned laugh.   James
Janet Marie
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6 posted 02-20-2000 01:29 PM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

this was great...haha LOL...
wickedly witty and superb with sarcasim!!
excellent..and the title is perfect...
take care, janet marie
 
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