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HelmutB
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0 posted 02-18-2000 07:01 PM       View Profile for HelmutB   Email HelmutB   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit HelmutB's Home Page   View IP for HelmutB

Beer

Beer
Such funny elixir
Its held in bottle, can and stein
Some think itís a cheeriotic divine
Brewed in vessels made out of brass
If you have too much you can fall onto youíre a.. (If youíre lucky)
To have a brew made oh so swell
Some have their secret wishing well
ďI donít give a dimeĒ you hear some say
Its brown, smells good so send it down my way
Beer is old, so much I know
When we get older, itís quite the show
To see how some that had there consume
Heading hasty for the special room
And if you do not run fast enough, I bet
You find that your pants are somewhat wet
Such a funny elixir
Prosit, to you and have a Beer




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Martie
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1 posted 02-18-2000 07:23 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

And now they say it's good for you
not just red wine, but in beer they brew
an ingredients that I read imparts
in moderation of course, a healthy heart.

I'll have a Heineken. Enjoyed the poem Helmut!
Wizzard
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2 posted 02-18-2000 07:46 PM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wizzard

"This Beer`s For You"

This one made me Thirsty
Thank`s for the read Mr.B  


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Corinne
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3 posted 02-18-2000 07:50 PM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

Hilarious!

Corinne
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4 posted 02-18-2000 07:53 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is hillarious, Helmut!    

Denise
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We'll sit down and we'll have a few.
We'll give a toast, bring on the brew.
We'll drink until our bellies are full,
Then we'll take just one more pull.

We'll stagger out into the street,
We'll throw up on the ones we meet.
We'll fight the boys who sneer and jest,
Fall on our faces and loudly protest.

We'll geer at all the ones that pass,
We'll laugh so hard and then pass gass.
In the morning all is forgot,
Except the head that's in the pot.

We'll swear we'll never drink again,
Til next we need to prove we're men.

Elizabeth Santos
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Well, Marilyn, my goodness! Where's the party?
Let's see, Mr Wizzard's bringing the beer, Martie's all ready to go, so I'm coming along. Helmut,dear, where do you live? Can we come over? Corrine and Denise, are you in? I personally don't drink, so I'm the designated driver, but I am ready to party.
Very hearty poem, Helmut
Liz
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7 posted 02-19-2000 12:08 AM       View Profile for Shelley   Email Shelley   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Shelley

I hate it when you don't run fast enough. LOL

Cheers!
HelmutB
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8 posted 02-19-2000 05:42 AM       View Profile for HelmutB   Email HelmutB   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit HelmutB's Home Page   View IP for HelmutB

Look who all is drinking beer lol
Martie, Thank you, I have now and then
One of those Heineken

Wizzard, A tost to you
Hope this beer for you came true

Corinne, Denise
I'm glad you found this worth to smile
Will see you here to party in a little while

Marilyn
I thank thee especially
for such devoted poetry

Liz
You're on, As thank you all i can say without a fuzz
Get ehm all aboard on our beer buzz

Shelly
I find you got it licked
As you seem to know "The not fall on your a.. " trick lol

Prost

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JamesMichael
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Ya Helmut I drank lots of that dark thick syrupy stuff when I was in Germany enjoying all those lovely Frauleins.  James
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10 posted 02-19-2000 07:31 AM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

Looks like you got the start of a beer society going here. Nice job on the poem I loved it, and Marilyn what a come back for him. If there's dancing at the party my alter will come I'm sure...LOL
hoot_owl_rn
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LOL...I'll stick with wine thank you, can't even drink that at the moment  
Nan
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12 posted 02-19-2000 01:23 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Hey!!! BUD-Wise-Er words - could not be brewed...   
Meadowmuse
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A stoutly Guinness would be my choice
of poison ~ er ~ elixir
and thank you Helmut, by the way,
for hosting this Passionate mixer! (slang for party, in English)  
devina
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*devina raises her can*

In hopes that we'll share stories over a cold one some day!!!! XO


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15 posted 02-19-2000 09:08 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

I can think of nothing better that
A nice cold glass of Heineken
And when the sweat is on my brow
I'm reaching for a Lowenbrau
Not thirsty now....oh, what the heck!
Join me in a nice cold Becks!!!
HelmutB
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16 posted 02-20-2000 07:48 AM       View Profile for HelmutB   Email HelmutB   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit HelmutB's Home Page   View IP for HelmutB

jmlee12345
Thank you, James. Yes I remember

Lost Dreamer
Thank you, for loving this, or was it the beer and not the poem lol.

hoot_owl_rn
Like wine, I loke your reply. All the best dear.

Nan
Thank you, for such a beeretic reply

Meadowmuse
Thank you cherished one, do I see a little bit of Irsih shining through. Party..on..man(eh.. girl)

devina
Thank you Lady D, Your wish...sure would be nice, xo you too

Balladeer
Thank you for the Beck's
But what the heck's
I take that Loewenbraeu you got  



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17 posted 02-20-2000 02:21 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Could I get a case of cold Fosters please? *G* (Don't worry... I'll share with Toe! *G*) I enjoyed this, Helmut! Thanks for the grins!
HelmutB
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Suthern
Your welcome, anytime and the thanks for enjoying the party

 The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools.

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