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What, You Here Again!

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Dom Mart
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0 posted 02-18-2000 09:44 AM       View Profile for Dom Mart   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Dom Mart's Home Page   View IP for Dom Mart



Of wisdom, I've barely a sprinkling.
Still I don't qualify as a fool.
Of what's going on, I've an inkling,
At least as a general rule.

But something that leads me to wonder
If my brain cells are missing some juice
Is my complete failure to under-
Stand why you're still on the loose.

Your mouth and your nose are outrageous.
Your chin is a major disgrace.
I pray that it isn't contageous,
Whatever's affecting your face.

You emit an odor offensive
That no perfume or soap can dispel,
And when you sit stolid and pensive,
Your gut has a flatulent swell.

The crust in your ears has gone septic.
The rot in your gums putrifies.
You're drooling out effluent peptic.
Disgusting rheum runs from your eyes.

You aren't known to frequent the laundry.
From bath tubs and showers you shrink.
Forgive me, but I'm in a quandary--
How much can one human being stink?

And given the fact that you're portly,
Though you think you're as lean as a broom,
A visit from you means that shortly
No one else will have any room.

It's my disposition, despite all,
To accept you as you choose to be.
All that I ask in requital
Is your permanent absence from me.
© Copyright 2000 Dom Mart - All Rights Reserved
Denise
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1 posted 02-18-2000 10:57 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Hey, Dom, where ya been? I've missed your clever wit around here! Welcome back!    

Denise
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on the threshold of a dream


2 posted 02-18-2000 11:10 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Hey, Dom!!! Now why are you telling my secrets like that??? LOL. Throwing me out in the streets wasn't enough? *G* Geesh!

Well done! And welcome back! *G*
Cerenity
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since 02-16-2000
Posts 2712
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3 posted 02-20-2000 11:50 AM       View Profile for Cerenity   Email Cerenity   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cerenity

Hi there Dom Mart,

WOW there can't really be a real being like that, that you so wonderful put in to such  poetic terms???
Great poem.

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