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wayoutwalt
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TEXAS (it's all big)

0 posted 2000-02-17 02:28 AM


SPWA

My name's wayoutwalt. I have a problem
Hello wayoutwalt!! We have problems too
I have an addiction that's why I'm here!
We know wayoutwalt and we love you

You cannot love me your all fictitious!
We do love you and we are fictitious
I am not on drugs I'm not Sid Viscous
We know you're not let's grant your wishes

Silly poem writers anonymous
For short you're called S P W A
Do you think it's as easy as that
You aren't wish granters as you say

We have our problems we must attend to
You're insignificant wayoutwalt
Here's a  heavy dose of good depression
Take it with a glass of "its not my fault"

Let's take the minutes of our last meeting
Wayoutwalt was saved let's all hooray
He is now posting depressing pieces
And with still just as little to say!!





[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 02-18-2000).]

© Copyright 2000 Walt Burns - All Rights Reserved
Temptress
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1 posted 2000-02-17 02:36 AM


ROTFLMAO!

Well, your silly when you're sober and silly when you've been drinking. Have one for me.   Or..two..or three..umm..GET ME SLOSHED OKAY? Thanks. I don't have time to do it myself. LOL! This was a very good poem. Amusing.

Mistikman
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2 posted 2000-02-17 02:37 AM


ROFL well done walt, you never cease to amaze me   Your style is hilarious  
wayoutwalt
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3 posted 2000-02-17 03:40 AM


ok i have sat here a lil and let the buzz fade away..apologies to all and to all a good night
Michael
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4 posted 2000-02-17 04:03 AM


ROFL  Oh man, you got me on this one Walt.  I hadn't laughed in over a week - this got me on the floor.  Hey, got any of that "It's not my fault!" left...I sure could use a dose right now.   great poem.


michael

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5 posted 2000-02-17 04:06 AM




If that`s your only addiction,you`ve got it made.
Thank`s for the laugh Walt.

 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.


Nurse Crachet
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since 1999-09-27
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6 posted 2000-02-17 06:27 AM


Walt,

You've done it now
this one's a real pow
right between the eyes
how can you feed us lies?
Your poetry is fabulous
wrapped up in mysterious
and very interesting packages.
Your humourous side engages
us in side splitting laughter
leaving us happy ever after.

Walt, Nice one I really enjoyed this.

Denise
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7 posted 2000-02-17 10:40 AM


This is hillarious Walt! Thanks for the laugh! It came at just the right time!!!



Denise

Meadowmuse
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8 posted 2000-02-17 10:45 AM


...chuckling here, too...thanks Walt  

Corinne
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9 posted 2000-02-17 10:47 AM


Walt, you are great!


Corinne

p.s.  Addicted, me?


Skyfyre
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since 1999-08-15
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Sitting in Michael's Lap
10 posted 2000-02-17 10:52 AM


Hey, can I be President?  I certainly qualify ... LOL

This is precious, walt ... thanks for the smile.  

--Kess


 Full fathom five thy father lies,
Of his bones are coral made,
Those are pearls that were his eyes;
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange...


--William Shakespeare, from The Tempest


CMGrimm
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since 2000-02-14
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11 posted 2000-02-17 10:55 AM


ROFLMAO!!!

Very very clever Walt.   I loved it.


Chris

 Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON.

sweetcollege_girl
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12 posted 2000-02-17 12:14 PM


ROTFL Very Funny walt!! Whoo boy..Very witty and definitely you!  

stay cool  

~~Lavada~~

 "For every beauty, there is an eye somewhere to see it.
For every truth, there is an ear somewhere to hear it
For every love, there is a heart somewhere to receive it".--Ivan Panin



suthern
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13 posted 2000-02-17 12:23 PM


The title dragged me in... and am I ever glad it did! LOL. This is great, Walt!!
wayoutwalt
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14 posted 2000-02-18 02:18 AM


bumping this up a bit cuz i just love seein ya'll L yur A's O...
hoot_owl_rn
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15 posted 2000-02-18 03:04 AM


ROFL....well walt, I usually can depend on you for a smile, so keep writing  
Nan
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16 posted 2000-02-18 07:45 AM


Anybody ever tries to reel you in from wayout in the ozone, I'm gonna cut of their reel little fingers - then they won't be typin no mo' stuff!!!....
WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
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17 posted 2000-02-18 10:59 AM


ROFL!!  Walt, you never cease to amaze me at what you can come up with!  Thank you! LOLOLOL

 <*\\\><

There's only two ways you can go...
One way you can save your riches,
And the other will save your soul.
Rich Mullins

tori
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since 1999-06-18
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18 posted 2000-02-18 08:45 PM


LOL Silly Wabbit ...

 If with pen in hand I've made you think
I've not wasted one drop of ink
Vlh.
visit my site~ http://www.hsanet.net/user/dkm/hellomy.htm

RainbowGirl
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19 posted 2000-02-21 01:15 PM


Walt: Thanks for leading me here...Laughter is so great..

HUGS

Rex Allen McCoy
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20 posted 2000-02-21 01:29 PM


'Houston'
wayoutwalt has a problem ...


couldn't resist
Rex}<{{{{o>

serenity blaze
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21 posted 2000-02-23 01:09 AM


SPWA?  Sure Pleased Walt's Around...
wayoutwalt
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22 posted 2000-02-23 10:00 AM


ya'll guys have been so comforting about this
hope to see you all at the next meeting (its ok to be a ninny)

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