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SPWA (don't yuh wanna know what it stands for)

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wayoutwalt
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TEXAS (it's all big)


0 posted 02-17-2000 02:28 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for wayoutwalt

SPWA

My name's wayoutwalt. I have a problem
Hello wayoutwalt!! We have problems too
I have an addiction that's why I'm here!
We know wayoutwalt and we love you

You cannot love me your all fictitious!
We do love you and we are fictitious
I am not on drugs I'm not Sid Viscous
We know you're not let's grant your wishes

Silly poem writers anonymous
For short you're called S P W A
Do you think it's as easy as that
You aren't wish granters as you say

We have our problems we must attend to
You're insignificant wayoutwalt
Here's a  heavy dose of good depression
Take it with a glass of "its not my fault"

Let's take the minutes of our last meeting
Wayoutwalt was saved let's all hooray
He is now posting depressing pieces
And with still just as little to say!!





[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 02-18-2000).]
© Copyright 2000 Walt Burns - All Rights Reserved
Temptress
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1 posted 02-17-2000 02:36 AM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

ROTFLMAO!

Well, your silly when you're sober and silly when you've been drinking. Have one for me.   Or..two..or three..umm..GET ME SLOSHED OKAY? Thanks. I don't have time to do it myself. LOL! This was a very good poem. Amusing.
Mistikman
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2 posted 02-17-2000 02:37 AM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

ROFL well done walt, you never cease to amaze me   Your style is hilarious  
wayoutwalt
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TEXAS (it's all big)


3 posted 02-17-2000 03:40 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

ok i have sat here a lil and let the buzz fade away..apologies to all and to all a good night
Michael
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4 posted 02-17-2000 04:03 AM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

ROFL  Oh man, you got me on this one Walt.  I hadn't laughed in over a week - this got me on the floor.  Hey, got any of that "It's not my fault!" left...I sure could use a dose right now.   great poem.


michael
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5 posted 02-17-2000 04:06 AM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wizzard



If that`s your only addiction,you`ve got it made.
Thank`s for the laugh Walt.

 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

Nurse Crachet
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6 posted 02-17-2000 06:27 AM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Walt,

You've done it now
this one's a real pow
right between the eyes
how can you feed us lies?
Your poetry is fabulous
wrapped up in mysterious
and very interesting packages.
Your humourous side engages
us in side splitting laughter
leaving us happy ever after.

Walt, Nice one I really enjoyed this.
Denise
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7 posted 02-17-2000 10:40 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is hillarious Walt! Thanks for the laugh! It came at just the right time!!!



Denise
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8 posted 02-17-2000 10:45 AM       View Profile for Meadowmuse   Email Meadowmuse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Meadowmuse's Home Page   View IP for Meadowmuse

...chuckling here, too...thanks Walt  
Corinne
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9 posted 02-17-2000 10:47 AM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

Walt, you are great!


Corinne

p.s.  Addicted, me?

Skyfyre
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10 posted 02-17-2000 10:52 AM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

Hey, can I be President?  I certainly qualify ... LOL

This is precious, walt ... thanks for the smile.  

--Kess


 Full fathom five thy father lies,
Of his bones are coral made,
Those are pearls that were his eyes;
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange...


--William Shakespeare, from The Tempest

CMGrimm
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11 posted 02-17-2000 10:55 AM       View Profile for CMGrimm   Email CMGrimm   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for CMGrimm

ROFLMAO!!!

Very very clever Walt.   I loved it.


Chris

 Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON.
sweetcollege_girl
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12 posted 02-17-2000 12:14 PM       View Profile for sweetcollege_girl   Email sweetcollege_girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sweetcollege_girl

ROTFL Very Funny walt!! Whoo boy..Very witty and definitely you!  

stay cool  

~~Lavada~~

 "For every beauty, there is an eye somewhere to see it.
For every truth, there is an ear somewhere to hear it
For every love, there is a heart somewhere to receive it".--Ivan Panin


suthern
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13 posted 02-17-2000 12:23 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

The title dragged me in... and am I ever glad it did! LOL. This is great, Walt!!
wayoutwalt
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14 posted 02-18-2000 02:18 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

bumping this up a bit cuz i just love seein ya'll L yur A's O...
hoot_owl_rn
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15 posted 02-18-2000 03:04 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL....well walt, I usually can depend on you for a smile, so keep writing  
Nan
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16 posted 02-18-2000 07:45 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Anybody ever tries to reel you in from wayout in the ozone, I'm gonna cut of their reel little fingers - then they won't be typin no mo' stuff!!!....
WhtDove
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17 posted 02-18-2000 10:59 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL!!  Walt, you never cease to amaze me at what you can come up with!  Thank you! LOLOLOL

 <*\\\><

There's only two ways you can go...
One way you can save your riches,
And the other will save your soul.
Rich Mullins
tori
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18 posted 02-18-2000 08:45 PM       View Profile for tori   Email tori   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit tori's Home Page   View IP for tori

LOL Silly Wabbit ...

 If with pen in hand I've made you think
I've not wasted one drop of ink
Vlh.
visit my site~ http://www.hsanet.net/user/dkm/hellomy.htm
RainbowGirl
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19 posted 02-21-2000 01:15 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Walt: Thanks for leading me here...Laughter is so great..

HUGS
Rex Allen McCoy
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20 posted 02-21-2000 01:29 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

'Houston'
wayoutwalt has a problem ...


couldn't resist
Rex}<{{{{o>
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21 posted 02-23-2000 01:09 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

SPWA?  Sure Pleased Walt's Around...
wayoutwalt
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TEXAS (it's all big)


22 posted 02-23-2000 10:00 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

ya'll guys have been so comforting about this
hope to see you all at the next meeting (its ok to be a ninny)
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