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Elmer's Un-gluing

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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 02-16-2000 07:16 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Going to get tough , so you better get going
Elmer you've had it , your true colors are showing
To teach you a lesson  ,you won't soon forget
Out the window I'll throw you , on this you can bet !

Until now I've gone easy , with the likes of you
That's all in the past , as of now Fudd you're through
Out on your ears , which are rather large
Foolish of you , to try to take charge

This place runs quite well , without you at the helm
Have no doubt at this game , you will be overwhelmed
Elmer you haven't a ghost of a chance
'Specially now  that I'm back from the dance

Twinkle Toes Doc , that's what they're calling me
Un-equalled at waltzes and poetry
Time , for you , to scram , you runt
Even in here , you down , I will hunt
For this place ain't big , enough for us two

Unless you leave now, it's curtains for you
Don't think I'm kidding , don't make that mistake
Drop that chalupa , and get out ya big fake !!!



[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 02-16-2000).]
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sandgrain
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1 posted 02-16-2000 07:26 PM       View Profile for sandgrain   Email sandgrain   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sandgrain

This is so cute.  Great imagination and rhyming.  
Andrew Scott
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2 posted 02-16-2000 07:54 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Still feeling tippsy after the dance
Can't think to rhyme. Are these my pants?
Anyway I'm back home, back at the 'Stute
They say Fudds in charge! Well that's a real hoot!

Fudd couldn't be a ruler if he had twelve inches
Utterly preposterous, I'm laughing in stitches
Doctor Moose, if you just hand over that spud
Deep fried potato chips I'll make of that Fudd
Nurse Crachet
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3 posted 02-16-2000 09:01 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

You may as well
forget everything
the Nurse is back
with a passion.
She had her fill
of the real world
now it's here
in this place
she's after.
This place will be
much different
I've learned a lot
while playing,
so in this Stute
the play begins
each Friday night
at 6:00pm.
The play continues
till Sunday afternoon
all right night
at 6:00pm.
Till then we need
to keep things calm
prove we can be respected
then one day maybe soon
we can let loose again.

[This message has been edited by Nurse Crachet (edited 02-16-2000).]
Denise
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4 posted 02-17-2000 10:31 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

You all are hillarious! Hey, Dr. Moose, maybe Bugs can help you get rid of that pesky Fudd guy!  

Denise
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5 posted 02-17-2000 11:06 AM       View Profile for Meadowmuse   Email Meadowmuse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Meadowmuse's Home Page   View IP for Meadowmuse

"...you down , I will hunt"
Hilarity Hall, revisited...  

[This message has been edited by Meadowmuse (edited 02-17-2000).]
Nurse Crachet
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6 posted 02-18-2000 06:21 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Who's ready for the Stute dance?
Who's gonna be first to take a chance?
The D.J. needs suggestions,
and all I have are questions.
The time is now it's past 6pm
so let's gather together all of them.


Bashful
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7 posted 02-18-2000 08:31 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

I'll start with a Tango and then to a Waltz,
Then we will Mambo, where are the Ebson salts?
We'll twist and we'll twirl to the Banga Boys
We''l bring out the munchies and put away the toys.
We'll dance and we'll sing till we fall on the floor,
Tell me now nursey are you up to the chore?
Wizzard
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8 posted 02-18-2000 09:16 PM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wizzard



Well Mr.Moose,I can see that we have one thing in common,We both like cartoon`s
Thank`s for the laugh`s Mr.Moose.


 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

Nurse Crachet
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9 posted 02-18-2000 09:21 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

We better start slow
cause you never know
how long this could go on
even could turn into a marathon.
The Crayon king still owes me one
I have to save some energy for the fun.
I'll start with you and we'll see where it leads
if no one else shows it's for them my heart bleeds.

Dr.Moose1
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10 posted 02-19-2000 11:41 AM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

a sandgrain,
glad you liked
Andrew,
Between the two of us I'd say we got him on the run , Beware The I'ds of Fudd .
Nurse C.
Sounds like you're doing fine after your little mishap .
d.
Always good to hear from you too
Meadowmuse,
Just be glad he's not after you , he's a nasty little feller
Bashful .thanks
Wizzard,
Hey , nice Moose!
Justin Tolerable
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11 posted 02-19-2000 12:15 PM       View Profile for Justin Tolerable   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Tolerable

The Doc has got the Fudd in sight,
Take cover all you folks.
There is going to be a fight,
The bets are being laid.
I'll give you odds that Fudd will pass,
Away from this here "stute".
For Doc has the advantage,
In the meds beneath his suit.

Remind me never to take you on old boy. Though you would have quite the fight on your hands. I can be quite intolerable.  

[This message has been edited by Justin Tolerable (edited 02-19-2000).]
Justin Spire
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12 posted 02-19-2000 01:49 PM       View Profile for Justin Spire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Spire

Let me know when I can step in?
I've haven't danced in years
my feet are mighty clumsy.
I'm never known to miss a dance
even if I mangle everybody's toes.
Lady in Red
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13 posted 02-19-2000 01:54 PM       View Profile for Lady in Red   Email Lady in Red   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Lady in Red's Home Page   View IP for Lady in Red

Knock, knock, will someone please answer the door
I found this poor man outside on the floor
He flew right out of a window
Like an arrow from a crossbow
Could this lovely place be the Stute ?
Iím sorry, I didnít want to intrude
My dear Crachet ! Wonderful to see you here !
Did you have a good time dancing my dear ?
Thank you for taking me to the dance
I still smell the sweet crayon fragrance
I see another party youíre about to organize
And even though Iím still in a state of mesmerize
From my night of dance with the King
Will somebody please invite me in ?


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14 posted 02-19-2000 08:04 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Dr. Moose~
Seems that Elmer's ungluing
is your doing.  
I think that is cool.
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS
~*Marge*~


 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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