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Im The President of The USA

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Wizzard
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0 posted 02-15-2000 05:09 PM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Wizzard


Im the president
Im above the law,
Adultry doesn`t apply to me
It only applies to y`all,

No matter what it is
I swear I wasn`t there,
Mabey it was Monica,
All I saw was hair.

I love a good cigar
Just like any man
I`ve done things with mine
That none of you can,

I`ll swear I didn`t inhale
Right here for all to see,
Draft dodging,pot smoking President
Yep That`s me.

Isn`t it nice to have a President that our kid`s can look up to.

Sorry if this offend`s anyone...It`s only a joke.



 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.



© Copyright 2000 Wizzard - All Rights Reserved
Rosalind Palafox
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1 posted 02-15-2000 06:02 PM       Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Rosalind Palafox

funny. like the pic.

 "Love knows hidden paths."-German proverb
Michael
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2 posted 02-15-2000 06:09 PM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

And not only did we elect him once, but twice.  *scratches head*  Yep, what an icon for the children.  Well said, Wizzard.

Michael
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3 posted 02-15-2000 06:53 PM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wizzard

Rosalind,thank you for reading,I was just messing around and really didn`t expect any replies...But Thank Ya Mam

Michael,
Sad isn`t it?
Im glad that the election`s are soon.
I hope that your doing better?
My prayer`s are with you Michael.


 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

Honeybee
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4 posted 02-15-2000 09:51 PM       View Profile for Honeybee   Email Honeybee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Honeybee

Wizzard:

This is witty and very well-written. I needed a good laugh, thanks.

Take care,
Melissa Honeybee
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5 posted 02-15-2000 10:10 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

"All I saw was hair"...what a great line!
CMGrimm
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6 posted 02-15-2000 11:44 PM       View Profile for CMGrimm   Email CMGrimm   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for CMGrimm

ROFL.....I LOVE IT!!!!!  
And yes, I am a true Democrat through and through.  I voted for him twice myself (and have been trying to get my foot outta my butt every since)  A wonderful satirical look at a nation in distress.

Thanks for the laughs.

Chris
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7 posted 02-16-2000 06:22 AM       View Profile for JamesMichael   Email JamesMichael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for JamesMichael

Yes..ha, ha. Some say he did and some say he shouldn't, some say he played and some say he wouldn't.  I say he would if he could, for he is the president of the united states, and in his eyes everyone is serving him.  He is a man on fire with burning desire..An egotistical man taking all that he can.   James
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8 posted 02-16-2000 09:41 AM       View Profile for christies heart   Email christies heart   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for christies heart

Wizzard...who could possibly be offended?? Forget I asked! Anyway. I loved it. I may even have to send that around to all my friends in "greeting card" form.

 Grant that I may not judge my niegbor until I have walked a mile in his moccasians

Native American prayer

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ROFL......this is oh too funny but oh so sad at the same time, what kind of example has this draft dodging, dope smoking, lying, adulterer taught our children?
Meadowmuse
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10 posted 02-16-2000 10:00 AM       View Profile for Meadowmuse   Email Meadowmuse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Meadowmuse's Home Page   View IP for Meadowmuse

I'm with Hoot...sad, but funny.

(Liked the "y'all")  

Claire
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11 posted 02-16-2000 05:09 PM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wizzard

Thank you all for all the replies.
I hope that that I was able to put a smile on your faces with this one.
I just hope that the next President is one that our children can look up to.

 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

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12 posted 02-16-2000 05:11 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL...and I'm Cinderella, just trying to give away my shoe...*g*

Loved the humour..

HUGS
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13 posted 02-16-2000 05:40 PM       View Profile for just_another_fe   Email just_another_fe   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit just_another_fe's Home Page   View IP for just_another_fe

ROTFLMAO WHENEVER WE NEED A GOOD SMILE WE CAN COUNT ON YOU WIZZ   I LOVE IT LOL ITS SO TRUE.
Wizzard
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14 posted 02-16-2000 06:04 PM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wizzard

Rainbow and Just,
Thank you for reading and im glad I was able to add a little humour to your day

 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

tracie66
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15 posted 02-17-2000 04:51 AM       View Profile for tracie66   Email tracie66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit tracie66's Home Page   View IP for tracie66

Great poem Wiz soo funny. I guess I can laugh doubly as I live in Oz (mommy)   Although I think some of our prime ministers haven't been too far behind.
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16 posted 02-17-2000 05:47 AM       View Profile for Glorfindel   Email Glorfindel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Glorfindel

You had better be careful about what you say about the govt. They have eyes everywhere....
Have you read 1984....?   ;-)

 Let winds rage, seas boil and years curse,
My love shal live everyoung in my verse.
Wizzard
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17 posted 02-17-2000 01:18 PM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wizzard

Mommy(tracie),
Thanx again for responding.
Im glad that I was able to make you smile,
even if it is at the expens of our President  

Glorfindel,
Yep he has eye`s everywhere and his hand`s in our pockets.
Thanx for reading and responding  


 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.



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poetFemmeFatale
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18 posted 02-17-2000 05:08 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

hehe  Laughing cause Just_another_fe called you Wizz...(after what we've been talking about, that rang funny to me!)  LOL   You certainly have a way with humor!  hehe  I know now to look for your stuff when I'm blue...     Uh...so if the papers aren't just in the right spot, you have no ability to aim?  Is this what you're telling me?  You're not gonna find a good home for yourself, giving away secrets like that.  No woman wants a man who can't aim!  Geesh, take that how you will !!!!   Yowza!      Do you have ICQ BTW?
Wizzard
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19 posted 02-17-2000 05:15 PM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wizzard

Nope,I have no IQ...Oh you said ICQ...no mam don`t have that either.
What is ICQ???
Is that some kinda medication?lol
Sorry  


I did not have sexual relation`s with TOE.

(Just Kiddin Mr.Toe)



 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.



poetFemmeFatale
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20 posted 02-17-2000 05:21 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Omagawd Wizz!  (trembling really bad)  
You sorta resemble Bill !  Okay...I am certainly putting the Dew down as in RIGHT now, and I am backing away.....no more for me tonight!  Whew....next thing I know, I'm gonna look like a cigar to you!  Eeecks!   LOL   Look at me and tell me what you see, will ya?  (waiting anxiously!)  
Wizzard
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21 posted 02-17-2000 05:25 PM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wizzard

I see Blue Print written on a lighter shade of blue...sheeesh..all that blue,yep you`ve caught the bug alright

 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

poetFemmeFatale
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22 posted 02-17-2000 05:28 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Whew.....(wiping beads of sweat from brow!)  
At least you don't just see my HAIR !   ROFLMAO
Wizzard
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23 posted 02-17-2000 05:37 PM       View Profile for Wizzard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wizzard

LMAO...That dang near left me speechless
It`s kinda scary seeing how many people can understand the meaning of that one line..
Again poet,Thank you for the much needed laugh`s....Now if you`ll excuse me I think I`ll go take a shower

 Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

poetFemmeFatale
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24 posted 02-17-2000 05:42 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

ROFLMAO at you running to the shower!  Pardon me if I've made you blush...er....sweat or whatever!  LOL  I forget I'm not in the Adult forum sometimes - for that is my domain!  LOL  I was only using your own line against you!  LOL  Yeah...you should shower...I can smell you, you've been outside playing I see!  hehe  Down boy, go pee on the papers now, ya here?  and for pete's sake, AIM !
You've been much fun tonight....I owe you one.  
 
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