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Confesssion

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Dom Mart
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0 posted 02-12-2000 07:44 PM       View Profile for Dom Mart   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Dom Mart's Home Page   View IP for Dom Mart



If I were a punching bag,
I suspect I'd have a hunch
That I'd rather have the boxers
Find something else to punch.

If I were a football,
I know that I'd be sick
And throw up all my breakfast
On the very opening kick.

And If I were a volleyball
Being slapped from side to side,
I'd try to fall upon the ground
And find somewhere to hide.

If a golfer were to drive me
With a sharp, resounding whack,
I'd scamble for some cover
And hope he'd never find my track.

If you haven't guessed, I'll tell you
The theme of this report.
I'm 100 per cent worthless
For any kind of sport.

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Meadowmuse
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1 posted 02-12-2000 07:49 PM       View Profile for Meadowmuse   Email Meadowmuse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Meadowmuse's Home Page   View IP for Meadowmuse

Love the cleverness here!  

Claire
cK Navarro
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2 posted 02-12-2000 10:51 PM       View Profile for cK Navarro   Email cK Navarro   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cK Navarro

Wow and ouch! youŽve really beat yourself there! I felt the slaping and kicking just exactly the way you described it. I hope thereŽs still left of you after all that!
All you need to get yourself out of that violent mess is to tune yourself in love. start with yourself and then move on to another. Donnot jump or youŽll fall...

                       -C-
Raul Noriega
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3 posted 02-12-2000 11:23 PM       View Profile for Raul Noriega   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Raul Noriega

Great!  You have brought to life several inaminate objects in a clever and charming way.  I really enjoyed this!
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