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Dear Bill ... about your software
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Dear Bill ... about your software |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London 
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Dear Bill ... about your software   We've e-mailed you to let you know your software has a flaw We double checked it's possible your writers never saw It takes too long to boot up much longer than before The double click is screwed up we have to give it 3 or 4 Our hardware doesn't function the way it was designed It conflicts with your software but your driver doesn't mind It agitates the hardrive partitioned error free And complicates the C drive and E drive after D The megabytes and gigabytes don't make no sense you see We read your book it took a month to get to chapter three |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
LOL, I loved this! I am a computer nerd by nature, so this poem means a lot to me  Too many times have I had to deal with the multitude of problems with Micro$haft Winblows 98 I am not a poet, I am merely one who speaks in emotion [This message has been edited by Mistikman (edited 02-11-2000).] |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Everyone I know thinks Mr Bill has nothing much to be proud of these days guess he's too busy counting money in his counting house Rex |
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Alias Junior Member
since 2000-02-06
Posts 30 |
Let me ask you all something... lets kick and scream and yell and swear at Mr. gates and his software, but have you ever wondered why a better program you have not come by? I mean, if windows is so **** why the hell do you use it? i think everyone should stop and think and thank bill gates, his OSs don't stink. thanks bill for windows.... i've never seen better. |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
A better program I have come across, It goes by the simple name of Linux. To name its faults leaves me at a great loss, And it is even free, not lotsa bucks! Windoze simply rules through monopoly. With dear friend Bill raking in all the cash. With no incentive, he works sloppily. With much software support, foes he can mash. I am not a poet, I am merely one who speaks in emotion |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
I have a friend that s trying Linux and so far he has nothing but good to say about it I am concidering it myself Rex |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
You tell 'm Rex.... |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
LOL ... best responce I've seen in a while Nan ... good one Rex [This message has been edited by Rex Allen McCoy (edited 02-11-2000).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Rex - great poem. I like the way it not only flowed, but said so much! It does get aggravating the way MS makes its customers its unwitting beta testers. As for software development... hmmph... buying software companies and repackaging their products does not make MS a software developer. |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
I admit that MS has come a long way but I believe they need to and can now afford to go a lot farther They can now afford to see what they can give instead of what they can get Rex}<{{{{o> I'm not ugly! I'm just visually challenged! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Rex... I'm far from computer savy... I use what gets me by... I suppose if I were more a computer guru I could bash BG with the best, but I don't know squat... so I'll leave that to my betters. However, I can say that I enjoyed your words. Thanks for the laughs and keep 'em coming. May you be bug free. |
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