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I'll have the 'Stute Stew with a side of Emily please.

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Andrew Scott
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0 posted 02-07-2000 07:25 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Andrew Scott

You say I cooked the wrong Crachet!
That Emily had the hatchet!
Nurse C's sister I cooked instead!

Dang! But that is justin polite
I think she did it justin spite
My stew ruined by mystery head.

Now who's gonna eat this here slop?
Without Nurse C dinner's a flop!
I don't see how it can be saved.

Why looky here! It's Elmer Fudd
He looks to me a tasty spud
See, no peeling… his head pre-shaved!

Oh, I'll cook him up Justin Thyme
For everyone to sit and dine
This other swill we'll do without!

Not fit says I for beast or man
Perhaps I'll send Nurse C a can
She'll just love it, there is no doubt!

Once I heard those sisters talking
In the kitchen they were squawking
Nurse C said "I can eat more than you."

Can't say who came out the winner
But tonight Nurse Crachet's dinner
Will prove her statement to be true.


Bon Appetite!

-----

PS. Unless you are a trained professional with an Epicurean Degree from the 'Stute of Cooking please do not try these recipes at home.  Gross misuse of Fudd or Cratchet can lead too serious health problems with severe cases leading to brain damage, irreversible insanity, and hair loss.  And always remember: Food is our friend, and we're happy when we're eating! Chao.  

The Crayon King!
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Breathe~
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1 posted 02-07-2000 07:52 PM       View Profile for Breathe~   Email Breathe~   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Breathe~

Very cute!  *L*

and though I may regret this...what the heck is a 'Stute??   )

Oh boy...I made a rhyme!!  It's about time!  Oh lord..there I go again...*heheHE*

*out before they start throwing veggies*


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devina
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2 posted 02-07-2000 07:56 PM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

This was very cute sir!! G* And don't worry, even if it was the best recipe in the world I'd manage to tear it up!!!!! lol

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...
Justin Nuendo
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3 posted 02-07-2000 08:28 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Woohoo The Crayon King is back !
Where did ya hide this pre-shaved head ?
By the way pleased to meet you
I’m the Stute’s latest weird dude
At your service ! Bet that made ya glad !

Ya better watch out for Nurse C
I spied on her having a pee
Quickly turned of the light
So she had no clear sight
Made her pee on her Big Toe, ya see.

Now  she’s even madder than Hell
Trying to curse us all with a spell
Which ofcourse will return
Like a b(r)oomerang on her
Don’t ya love this hair-raising yell !  


Ah, Justin Thyme for supper ! This Is Justin Credible good ya know.
and Justine Uff for all of us
Wow, Justin Sayne, I found the ears ! Save ‘em for Vince !
Pass me the eyes please ?

Andrew Scott
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4 posted 02-07-2000 08:42 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

What is the 'Stute?
Why, that is cute!
Breathe must be new to these walls.

The 'Stute is a wondrous place
Where we each carve out our own space
And run naked in the halls.

Where the Painters Paint
With some Justin restaints
And Dr. Moose (though he's not) sound like one of "them"

Nurse Crachet you should shun
Cause she thinks electro shock is fun
And in truth she is most certainly Satan's kin.

As for me, I rule East Wing
For I am, the Crayon King
Deference to me for it is my due

Should you side with Nurse C
Your fate you will soon see
In my White phospherous goo-stew

OK! Here's the straight scoop.
The 'Stute is a place where we come for a little therapy. To get away from it all and contemplate the greater issues facing mankind. Like: How many different colors does Crayolla have in the "Big Box?"  Is Nurse Crachet a man? And is E.Fudd really a mutant potato come to take over the world?

All the Justins are nice and the painters, well... they're pretty easy going... just don't get around Vince... he's got a thing about ears.  

The kitchen is my home away from home... I like cooking up batches of hot sticky flammable wax.  Got any crayons on ya!

Well, there ya go... welcome to the 'Stute.  I'm sure the Justins can tell you more as they've been around a little longer than I, but be carful... they may ask you to change your name. Give in to that and its all down hill from there.

Now make yourself useful and hand me the parafin... ya that's it... right next to the gas.... Thanks.
Echo Rhayne
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5 posted 02-08-2000 11:15 AM       View Profile for Echo Rhayne   Email Echo Rhayne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Echo Rhayne

Enjoyed greatly!  *big smiles*

 Just be glad I'm not your child! *evil grin*

Toerag
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6 posted 02-08-2000 11:28 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yanno?..You really shouldda posted that disclaimer about not trying those recipes at home earlier...So now we know what's wrong with LongJohn and Balladeer?.....By the way, is that stew anything like a "Sheepherder's Dinner?"......('a little bit of ewe?)
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7 posted 02-09-2000 05:30 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Sorry this seems Nurse to have gotten into some sauce laughing and I can't seem to word say a straight since.
Dr.Moose1
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8 posted 02-09-2000 07:04 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Why... all of you should be ashamed !
To take too many pills is not fun and games!
Though my bag I may have left behind
Most of you now are quite out of your minds!

Of course then again , that's why you're here
Where Vinny will always lend you an ear
But try to calm down , a little at least
And Andrew , on Cratchit you really shouldn't feast

Things should get to "normal"in a day or two
By the way what's for dinner , did someone say stew?
Nurse Crachet
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9 posted 02-09-2000 09:59 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

How can you eat at a time like this?
Please tell me what did I miss?
Who is this person cooked into a stew?
It must be the one and only ONE FLEW!
Yet why would I say it was my sister
did she come visit and I missed her?
Oh my, I'm so lost and confused
I feel like my mind has been abused.
Is today the day Andrew gets new crayons?
Why can't I seem to remember any plans?
Justin Nuendo
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10 posted 02-10-2000 07:14 AM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Oh dear, Crachet ya found your heroine
thought ‘twas down the drain
However did ya get your hands on it ?
or is that cocaine runnin thru your brain ?

This is it, Oh Great Crayon King !
a once in a life time chance !
Got ya crayons in all colors
Hey, never before saw ya dance !?!

Btw, anyone seen my l'ttle bro' ?
haven't seen him for awhile
He's ‘bout 6 f 2, great big ears,
head's shaved and a gorgeous smile.



[This message has been edited by Justin Nuendo (edited 02-10-2000).]
Vincent VanGogh
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11 posted 02-10-2000 07:33 AM       View Profile for Vincent VanGogh   Email Vincent VanGogh   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Vincent VanGogh

I was only gone a week by golly,
What the heck is all this folly.
Why would you want to cook that nurse?
What danger lurks behind this verse?

Surely you wouldn't want to eat her,
Why not just tie her up and beat her?
Such anxiety lurking here -
I should cut off my other ear!

Ah, but then I know what you would do,
We'd all be eating "Vinny Stew"

Who let you in the kitchen anyway?

Vinny


angelswing
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12 posted 02-10-2000 07:39 AM       View Profile for angelswing   Email angelswing   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for angelswing

Your ryme work is wonderful, an inspiration .
Thanks for the smile it gave me .
Andrew Scott
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13 posted 02-11-2000 01:22 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

To Nurse C…

Slipped into my kitchen
For a taste of the sauce
Now your brains all fuzzy
Your words are at a loss

You can't make heads nor tails
Of who is in the stew
You say not Emily
And I doubt it's One Flew

Now let us ponder this
Justin who's head can this be?
Floating in my crock pot
Like drift wood on the sea

Could it be Elmer Fudd?
Or Vince the painter dear?
Nope!  This be the wrong spud
With one to many ears

I'm sure its not Doc Moose
There be no antlers found
And if this were Rockwell
It wouldn't weigh a pound (airhead that he is)

Could it be Justin Tyme?
Let's check it Justin Kase
Hmmm… Kind of taste like slime
And that ain't the right face

Were I to make guess
I'd say it wasn't me
For this head has no eyes
And I can surly see

So who's in this here pot?
Who's this John or Jane Doe?
Just give me the facts mamm
Not Justin Nuendo

I have a need to know!
What is this mystery meat?
Which garnish do I use?
Should I use hands or feet?

Please do not hesitate
I need your answer fast
Cause dinner's served at six
And already its half-past!
Nurse Crachet
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14 posted 02-12-2000 06:26 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Andrew buddy
give up the stew
come meet me
at the pub
there will be
lots to do.
This bartender
can't tell
heads from tails
can you try Sir.

Can you make
a Dozzie?
I want to fly!
Can you make
a Dozzie
to reach me
to the sky?
Tell me yes
and to the pub
with success.

Nurse Crachet
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15 posted 02-15-2000 05:05 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Nurse Crachet Remembers,

Your sparkling light my darkness found
as I was falling halfway to the ground
Your strong genuine embrace
helped me escape this awful place
your feather embroidered hat I remember
as you rode by on your horse in December
caught a glimpse and waved you did
as back at the stute they flipped my lid.

Who are you stranger that I remember?
Justin Nuendo
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16 posted 02-15-2000 05:57 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Crachet, what drug are ya on this time ?
You no-brained Nurse, completely outta chime !
It is you who should be locked up in the Stute
Instead of us, running ‘round  these walls nude
First ya get drunk and play games with Buggs
And now yar looking for this stranger’s hugs ?
Surely Moose can’t be of this the cause !
Could it be ya have a crush on Santa Claus ?
And could it be this "sparkling" light
Got a little misplaced one night ?
While you were dreaming of our Crayon Andrew
We tossed this stranger in our mystery stew ?
Andrew Scott
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17 posted 02-16-2000 06:29 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

I'm dumping this stew
I'm headed for the bar
Takin' Doctor Moose
We're stealin' the 'Stute's car

Nurse C says she's there
Diggin' the great tunes
We're makin a road trip
How 'bout the rest of you loons?



Bashful
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18 posted 02-16-2000 06:42 PM       View Profile for Bashful   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bashful

A road trip! Well I'm in
Get me drunk and make me grin
Show me things I've never seen
Take me places I've never been

Load up the car and let's be off
Though the Justin's now do scoff
They do not think the nursey dear
Would let them out and this they fear

So let's go drink, here's one to you
Oh, please forget that horrid stew
I'd rather drink and make my nose
Red like my cheeks and like a rose

Fill me up and let me fall
Tomorrow I'll forget it all
So let's be off and have some fun
Hurry before it all is done!!
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19 posted 02-27-2000 06:24 PM       View Profile for Nurse Kindheart   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Kindheart

Well,
I was warned about this gang here,
but I'm not sure this is the job for me. Sounds a little extraordinary around here.
I will take me a look around for ha,ha's,
but I truly think this is a bit over my head.
 
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