What is the 'Stute?
Why, that is cute!
Breathe must be new to these walls.
The 'Stute is a wondrous place
Where we each carve out our own space
And run naked in the halls.
Where the Painters Paint
With some Justin restaints
And Dr. Moose (though he's not) sound like one of "them"
Nurse Crachet you should shun
Cause she thinks electro shock is fun
And in truth she is most certainly Satan's kin.
As for me, I rule East Wing
For I am, the Crayon King
Deference to me for it is my due
Should you side with Nurse C
Your fate you will soon see
In my White phospherous goo-stew
OK! Here's the straight scoop.
The 'Stute is a place where we come for a little therapy. To get away from it all and contemplate the greater issues facing mankind. Like: How many different colors does Crayolla have in the "Big Box?" Is Nurse Crachet a man? And is E.Fudd really a mutant potato come to take over the world?
All the Justins are nice and the painters, well... they're pretty easy going... just don't get around Vince... he's got a thing about ears.
The kitchen is my home away from home... I like cooking up batches of hot sticky flammable wax. Got any crayons on ya!
Well, there ya go... welcome to the 'Stute. I'm sure the Justins can tell you more as they've been around a little longer than I, but be carful... they may ask you to change your name. Give in to that and its all down hill from there.
Now make yourself useful and hand me the parafin... ya that's it... right next to the gas.... Thanks.