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Dearest Emily
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Dearest Emily |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Dearest Emily Oh, my dearest Emily Andrew cooked you into his stew now I shall cook up a brew for you, after I break the news to the family. How could you be so cruel you wanted to please those Justin's kind so you cooked the wrong Crachet's hind now you shall be in for a real duel Tears dampen the floor their feet prance on each day believe me I shall find a way to make all of you pay and more. Don't look over your shoulder because I might be the B**** you see and what is it I hold you see, is the serum shot into your shoulder. You have all cooked your goose and I'm gonna be sure you pay no more will there be a happy day till I have all your heads in a noose. |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Oh please, Nurse Crachet, don’t gimme a cuff we meant no harm, ‘twas Justine Uff to chase away the mist of the opium and ya got to admit, she tasted good with some rum ! Ya never really wanted to be part of a twin ya told me once she stole your heroine so we did ya a favor Justin Kase to spare ya from any more disgrace But please have mercy on our good King ya must admit, he’s a cute looking thing I’m glad I caught ya Justin Thyme to prevent ya commit a terrible crime No need to blush or feel any shame let's say ‘twas a case of temporary Justin Sayne Mwahahahahahahahaha Oops, Sorry Nurse Crachet ! Had a visit from Doctor Mooose....Justa Minut ago  |
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Justine Uff Junior Member
since 1999-10-17
Posts 27 |
Justin Nuendo's 'round the 'stute With DrMoose a tryst to boot Nurse Crachet will not like that much For they've been dating, going Dutch..(hehe) Now we'll see who's in the stew I'd watch out if I were you.....  |
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Echo Rhayne Senior Member
since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495Canyon Country, CA |
hehe thanks for the laugh Just be glad I'm not your child! *evil grin* |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet But the wrong Crachet in the stew is a foul smelling meat Nurse C I would not have taken your sister had I known That the one with the hatchet was no more than your clone I have the highest standards when I prepare a fine meal Next time I make Crachet stew I'll check for the FDA seal [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 02-07-2000).] |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Dearest Andrew maker of stew brew you are the master your gonna go faster cause if I catch you you'll get your due. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Something here just isn't right I only left for a couple of nights But on my return this place is a mess WHO TOOK MY MEDS , WILL SOMEONE CONFESS ?!!! |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
I could'nt take it any more so slowly I opened up your door and there sat upon the table I didn't even read the label just popped those tiny pills I could'nt climb anymore hills. Then it all happened so quickly I began to feel very sickly so I disappeared to my hideaway only to awake covered in hay. What are these pills, what do they do? For how long I was gone I have no clue. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
As Alice , Cratchit , you've found out Just what these pills are all about Some are large and some are small But no way should you take them all! To the E-room with you very quick Your pulse is low , you are quite sick And to get you o'er the hump Your stomach we will have to pump ! |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I guess that I am Justin Thyme to tell you dear Cratchet's fine! I saw her in the office space where I was trying to erase the 'stute's computer records which keep us all here! But then the bit** she scared me, wow, I must confess! She jumped out from behind the desk and screamed, "GET OUT! You crazy nut! Before I kick your little butt!" I jumped about a foot or two and landed smack upon her shoe. She yelped so loud, it made me shake for 'bout an hour, for goodNess sake! My point is this, the dope wore off and Cratchet's back, so do not scoff! Beware, my friends, and watch your ass! Nurse Cratchet's got the Wacky Gas! -Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire  |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Make way! Make way ! Do not delay ! To the E.R. quickly , Stat I say ! We've got one here from # 6 O.P. A possible self induced O.D. ! Looks like a bad trip , start a thorazine drip She's ingested enough to make anyone flip Look at those eyes , un-focused , surprised Are you in there Nurse C. , could you please tell us why ? We know you are a caring sort And though with you we like to sport Never in our wildest dreams Did we think you'd go to such extremes All of us with-in the "stute" The artistes and assorted fruit Hate to see you take this route A hand here quick please R.N. Hoot Start the pump , we've got to dump Those pills she took in one big lump Good thing we got here Justin Thyme Her vitals soon should start to climb They were dangerously low She almost went to OZ you know Not by way of tornado In this Doctor's bag , one should not go ! Now just one question does remain As the Scare-crow sang in his refrain How much can she hope to regain If she only has a brain ? [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 02-11-2000).] |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
She says it's the pills But I have my doubts I've heard her talking In whispers and shouts She can't remember Just what she has done I personally Think there's more than one There is no real Sis She's all in her head And between them both There isn't one med And dear Doctor Moose If your bag's vacant Its not from Nurse C She did not take it! You see, its this stew With the mystery head Its got me twitchy And full of dread Awake day and night Can't stop thinking who? I'm on my last nerve Who's head's in that stew? So I took them all The pills in your bag The round little ones With the "MM" tag Those chocolate centers Sure were a nice treat They calmed me right down Forgot about meat But back at the pot I saw it still there Floating in wine sauce With parsley for hair And then I thought, and Started to spasm So if you got more Please Doc, I need 'em! Just hit me with some Of those wondrous pills Candy coated "M"s The cure for what ills I'll take 'em with nuts Or with extra crunch All that I ask is That they don't talk much. [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 02-11-2000).] |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
To Doc Moose I’m cumming forward, I’m an honest Dude That’s why me Dad threw me into this Stute When Nurse C took of to her floating sphere some sort of substitute arrived over here He poked, provoked and almost choked us I was half on my way becoming a corpus I fought my way back out of my shroud Ya should have seen it, ya would have been proud ! So I took your med and stucked him away Just to have some quiet for a couple of days I didn’t harm him, I wouldn’t dare Just gave him a tiny bit of a scare Feeding him herring with whipped cream And ya know what, he never even screamed ! Though his eyes are now somewhat bulgy As if he’s got some weird allergy Please don’t be mad and poke me brain tonite I’ve seen outer limits and don’t feel like the twilight I’ll be a good Dude, only wanted to see If he’d like my newest recipe [This message has been edited by Justin Nuendo (edited 02-11-2000).] |
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HelmutB Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 964Canada |
So much is said and added on My head is spinning where do I go on A poem I see one two three The replies fly by like a busy bee Nice one I guess to all of you The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hey Justin - N What cha cookin In that big pot? Looks alien From this kitchen How much ya got? Enough for three? Moose, you and me? Hey! I've got stew! My recipe? A mystery! This head? No clue. |
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E.Fudd Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S. |
Now that Cwatchit and Doc are away One all fwipped out where she's likwy to stay Who is weft to wun the "stute" 'spose it's me ! Now ain't that cute? My wucky stars are shining bwight You can bet I'll have some fun tonight Cwatchit's off in wa-wa-wand Heh,Heh,Heh, just wike I pwanned All scwewed up with no pwace to go No one bewieved me when I told them so Can't stop me you woonatics Elmer's wise to all your twicks Wine 'em up and knock 'em down How many more are there awound One of you must have some guts 'stutes are always full of nuts Nothing up my sweeve...pwesto ! Elmer's back, on with the show ! X-twa , X-twa , wead all about it The "stute is mine, don't ever doubt it! Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Doc what about is all this fuss ? Nurse C. to E.R. just becuz You’re dating her from time to time Oh yeah, we know about your crime Her pain is not of a physical nature But more of your going Dutch adventure The pain’s for real for the Nurse The pain is in her empty purse ! Quick message to his Royalty Am trying to solve your mystery but for now I’ve got to hide cuz Elmer Fudd is outside ! |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Fudd's in charge? You've gotta be jokin'! After all that weed that he's tokin'? Cratchet OD'd? What an absurdity! Let's beat this joint and spare the eternity! Andrew, still cookin'? That's just what we need! Cook up a bar-melt so we'll all be freed! I had seen Cratchet and thought she was fine but I had just guzzled five bottles of wine! Shhhh, don't tell no-one, but there is a feller who cooks just like Andrew and has a wine cellar! Well, back to the point (if you are still followin') while Cratchet is wacko let's quit all this wallowin' in the small details of how this could happen-- Let's storm the big door and get these feet tappin'! Andrew, dear chef, cook up a bar melter! Quick 'fore the Moose comes, let's jet, helter skelter! -JT, that's me |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Oh all the Saint who can help me out Nurse Crachet’s gone, without a doubt ! Walked right out the E.R Once outside, stole a car Took off without her brain Now she’s almost as Justin Sayne As we normally are Maybe she took off to a bar Oops, maybe she’s heard of the Corner Pub That should get her spirit up Hope she’s not getting drunk Makes her gas smell like a skunk And she’ll go back to the times Being a cheerleader, ya know...the good old times  Hope she’ll get lost in the fog Or drown this no-brain in some eggnog There’s no telling what’ll happen next Before ya know it, she’ll use it as a pretext To know everything she always wanted to know about eggs AHHHHH I fear the day of tomorrow ! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Oh my.... HUGS Ouvrir mon coeur et âme |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Nurse Crachet Is Free I touched an edge of universal distance I walked a tightrope blindfolded to the end I christened internal organs short circuiting my brain I break my chain turn and run for desires I am free from locked doors open to delight in sanity Gone but not forgotten, I know you all loved this Nursey Poo, but now she got things to do. |
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E.Fudd Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S. |
Cwazy bunch of " stutie Fwuits" Agowaphobes in stwaight white suits No wonder you're wocked up in here 'Till they fix what's wrong between your ears! Still this pwace is pwetty nice Twied to get in once or twice Onwy Doc wouldnt wet me in Persistentwy I twied again Many times I came weal cwose Eventualwy an overdose I weft for Cwatchit in Doc's bwack bag Amphetamines and stweet gwade skag Mighty stwong that nasty stuff Dwopped her wight down on her duff And though Doc saved her Justin Thyme For now the Institute is mine Unless there's one among this bunch Dat's not too far out to wunch Disposed of mind to chalwenge me (I guess I'll have to wait and see ) < !signature--> Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh [This message has been edited by E.Fudd (edited 02-16-2000).] |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
LOL, or I think I have a headache. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Justin Nuendo runs rampant these days In addition he'd rather subtract A math wiz he is , like nobody's biz But the poor boy just don't have the facts One minute he's up , the next one he's down Like a fast moving internet stock Just like one two three , he thought Cratchit and me Were re-setting each other's clocks Well I'm here to deny,that rumor won't fly No matter how big it's wings And Justin Nuendo can count on his big toe How much creedence his story will bring Now when things don't add up, it's 'cause you're all sick pups And that's why they put you in here Is one and two four ? though there's rumors galore Only Vinny will lend you an ear You may scoff with derision , or do long division To sum , it's no sweat off my spud I'll save my munitions , for a much bigger mission I'm off to do battle with Fudd !!! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hey YOU! Ya YOU! Ya little spud I'm talkin' to YOU! Elmer P. Fudd Now listen up potato head The King of the 'Stute you should dread So ya think you're now in charge of the 'Stute? I'm ready for war you stutterin' coot I'm armed with crayons... the Big Box see! And Norman Rockwells' soxs most dirty. I've got a peeler and slicer An Acme masher and dicer So think not you can rule the East wing hall Cause I'll make hash-browns out of you for all! I am the one true King of the 'Stute Mess with me for pain you can't refute I'll cook you down, that's what I'll do And make Fudd spud chowder goo-stew The only way you'll be loved by us all Is when I serve you up in the 'Stute's mess hall. ..... So come cook with me if you dare! |
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Nurse Kindheart New Member
since 2000-02-27
Posts 9 |
Since I ventured a bit further I see that I just may like this place. You all have some funny sides just hope you'll accept this here, kind hearted nurse who's not sure where to begin. |
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