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Dearest Emily

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Nurse Crachet
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0 posted 02-06-2000 05:35 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Dearest Emily

Oh, my dearest Emily
Andrew cooked you into his stew
now I shall cook up a brew for you,
after I break the news to the family.

How could you be so cruel
you wanted to please those Justin's kind
so you cooked the wrong Crachet's hind
now you shall be in for a real duel

Tears dampen the floor
their feet prance on each day
believe me I shall find a way
to make all of you pay and more.

Don't look over your shoulder
because I might be the B**** you see
and what is it I hold you see,
is the serum shot into your shoulder.

You have all cooked your goose
and I'm gonna be sure you pay
no more will there be a happy day
till I have all your heads in a noose.


© Copyright 2000 Nurse Crachet - All Rights Reserved
Justin Nuendo
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1 posted 02-06-2000 07:08 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Oh please, Nurse Crachet, don’t gimme a cuff
we meant no harm, ‘twas Justine Uff
to chase away the mist of the opium
and ya got to admit, she tasted good with some rum !
Ya never really wanted to be part of a twin
ya told me once she stole your heroine
so we did ya a favor Justin Kase
to spare ya from any more disgrace
But please have mercy on our good King
ya must admit, he’s a cute looking thing
I’m glad I caught ya Justin Thyme
to prevent ya commit a terrible crime
No need to blush or feel any shame
let's say ‘twas a case of temporary Justin Sayne


Mwahahahahahahahaha Oops, Sorry Nurse Crachet ! Had a visit from Doctor Mooose....Justa Minut ago


Justine Uff
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2 posted 02-06-2000 08:04 PM       View Profile for Justine Uff   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justine Uff

Justin Nuendo's 'round the 'stute
With DrMoose a tryst to boot
Nurse Crachet will not like that much
For they've been dating, going Dutch..(hehe)
Now we'll see who's in the stew
I'd watch out if I were you.....
Echo Rhayne
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3 posted 02-07-2000 02:19 PM       View Profile for Echo Rhayne   Email Echo Rhayne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Echo Rhayne

hehe  thanks for the laugh

 Just be glad I'm not your child! *evil grin*

Andrew Scott
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4 posted 02-07-2000 07:38 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet
But the wrong Crachet in the stew is a foul smelling meat
Nurse C I would not have taken your sister had I known
That the one with the hatchet was no more than your clone
I have the highest standards when I prepare a fine meal
Next time I make Crachet stew I'll check for the FDA seal


[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 02-07-2000).]
Nurse Crachet
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5 posted 02-09-2000 05:22 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Dearest Andrew
maker of stew brew
you are the master
your gonna go faster
cause if I catch you
you'll get your due.

Dr.Moose1
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6 posted 02-09-2000 06:53 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Something here just isn't right
I only left for a couple of nights
But on my return this place is a mess
WHO TOOK MY MEDS , WILL SOMEONE CONFESS ?!!!
Nurse Crachet
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7 posted 02-09-2000 09:36 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

I could'nt take it any more
so slowly I opened up your door
and there sat upon the table
I didn't even read the label
just popped those tiny pills
I could'nt climb anymore hills.
Then it all happened so quickly
I began to feel very sickly
so I disappeared to my hideaway
only to awake covered in hay.
What are these pills, what do they do?
For how long I was gone I have no clue.
Dr.Moose1
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8 posted 02-10-2000 06:25 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

As Alice , Cratchit , you've found out
Just what these pills are all about
Some are large and some are small
But no way should you take them all!

To the E-room with you very quick
Your pulse is low , you are quite sick
And to get you o'er the hump
Your stomach we will have to pump !
Justin Thyme
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9 posted 02-10-2000 09:30 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

I guess that I am Justin Thyme
to tell you dear Cratchet's fine!
I saw her in the office space
where I was trying to erase
the 'stute's computer records which
keep us all here! But then the bit**
she scared me, wow, I must confess!
She jumped out from behind the desk
and screamed, "GET OUT! You crazy nut!
Before I kick your little butt!"

I jumped about a foot or two
and landed smack upon her shoe.
She yelped so loud, it made me shake
for 'bout an hour, for goodNess sake!
My point is this, the dope wore off
and Cratchet's back, so do not scoff!
Beware, my friends, and watch your ass!
Nurse Cratchet's got the Wacky Gas!


-Justin Thyme
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire

    
Dr.Moose1
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10 posted 02-11-2000 06:08 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Make way! Make way ! Do not delay !
To the E.R. quickly , Stat I say !
We've got one here from # 6 O.P.
A possible self induced O.D. !

Looks like a bad trip , start a thorazine drip
She's ingested enough to make anyone flip
Look at those eyes , un-focused , surprised
Are you in there Nurse C. , could you please tell us why ?

We know you are a caring sort
And though with you we like to sport
Never in our wildest dreams
Did we think you'd go to such extremes

All of us with-in the "stute"
The artistes and assorted fruit
Hate to see you take this route
A hand here quick please R.N. Hoot

Start the pump , we've got to dump
Those pills she took in one big lump
Good thing we got here Justin Thyme
Her vitals soon should start to climb

They were dangerously low
She almost went to OZ you know
Not by way of tornado
In this Doctor's bag , one should not go !

Now just one question does remain
As the Scare-crow sang in his refrain
How much can she hope to regain
If she only has a brain ?



[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 02-11-2000).]
Andrew Scott
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11 posted 02-11-2000 06:28 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

She says it's the pills
But I have my doubts
I've heard her talking
In whispers and shouts

She can't remember
Just what she has done
I personally
Think there's more than one

There is no real Sis
She's all in her head
And between them both
There isn't one med

And dear Doctor Moose
If your bag's vacant
Its not from Nurse C
She did not take it!

You see, its this stew
With the mystery head
Its got me twitchy
And full of dread

Awake day and night
Can't stop thinking who?
I'm on my last nerve
Who's head's in that stew?

So I took them all
The pills in your bag
The round little ones
With the "MM" tag

Those chocolate centers
Sure were a nice treat
They calmed me right down
Forgot about meat

But back at the pot
I saw it still there
Floating in wine sauce
With parsley for hair

And then I thought, and
Started to spasm
So if you got more
Please Doc, I need 'em!

Just hit me with some
Of those wondrous pills
Candy coated "M"s
The cure for what ills

I'll take 'em with nuts
Or with extra crunch
All that I ask is
That they don't talk much.




[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 02-11-2000).]
Justin Nuendo
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12 posted 02-11-2000 07:04 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

To Doc Moose


I’m cumming forward, I’m an honest Dude
That’s why me Dad threw me into this Stute
When Nurse C took of to her floating sphere
some sort of substitute arrived over here
He poked, provoked and almost choked us
I was half on my way becoming a corpus
I fought my way back out of my shroud
Ya should have seen it, ya would have been proud !
So I took your med and stucked him away
Just to have some quiet for a couple of days
I didn’t harm him, I wouldn’t dare
Just gave him a tiny bit of a scare
Feeding him herring with whipped cream
And ya know what, he never even screamed !
Though his eyes are now somewhat bulgy
As if he’s got some weird allergy
Please don’t be mad and poke me brain tonite
I’ve seen outer limits and don’t feel like the twilight
I’ll be a good Dude, only wanted to see
If he’d like my newest recipe  




[This message has been edited by Justin Nuendo (edited 02-11-2000).]
HelmutB
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13 posted 02-11-2000 07:11 PM       View Profile for HelmutB   Email HelmutB   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit HelmutB's Home Page   View IP for HelmutB

So much is said and added on
My head is spinning where do I go on
A poem I see one two three
The replies fly by like a busy bee
Nice one I guess to all of you

 The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools.

Andrew Scott
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14 posted 02-11-2000 07:28 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Hey Justin - N
What cha cookin
In that big pot?

Looks alien
From this kitchen
How much ya got?

Enough for three?
Moose, you and me?
Hey! I've got stew!

My recipe?
A mystery!
This head? No clue.
E.Fudd
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15 posted 02-11-2000 09:19 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Now that Cwatchit and Doc are away
One all fwipped out where she's likwy to stay
Who is weft to wun the "stute"
'spose it's me ! Now ain't that cute?

My wucky stars are shining bwight
You can bet I'll have some fun tonight
Cwatchit's off in wa-wa-wand
Heh,Heh,Heh, just wike I pwanned

All scwewed up with no pwace to go
No one bewieved me when I told them so
Can't stop me you woonatics
Elmer's wise to all your twicks

Wine 'em up and knock 'em down
How many more are there awound
One of you must have some guts
'stutes are always full of nuts

Nothing up my sweeve...pwesto !
Elmer's back, on with the show !
X-twa , X-twa , wead all about it
The "stute is mine, don't ever doubt it!




 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Justin Nuendo
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16 posted 02-12-2000 05:43 AM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Doc what about is all this fuss ?
Nurse C. to E.R. just becuz
You’re dating her from time to time
Oh yeah, we know about your crime
Her pain is not of a physical nature
But more of your going Dutch adventure
The pain’s for real for the Nurse
The pain is in her empty purse !

Quick message to his Royalty
Am trying to solve your mystery
but for now I’ve got to hide
cuz Elmer Fudd is outside !
Justin Thyme
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17 posted 02-12-2000 10:01 AM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Fudd's in charge?
You've gotta be jokin'!
After all that weed
that he's tokin'?
Cratchet OD'd?
What an absurdity!
Let's beat this joint
and spare the eternity!

Andrew, still cookin'?
That's just what we need!
Cook up a bar-melt
so we'll all be freed!

I had seen Cratchet
and thought she was fine
but I had just guzzled
five bottles of wine!
Shhhh, don't tell no-one,
but there is a feller
who cooks just like Andrew
and has a wine cellar!

Well, back to the point
(if you are still followin')
while Cratchet is wacko
let's quit all this wallowin'
in the small details
of how this could happen--
Let's storm the big door
and get these feet tappin'!

Andrew, dear chef,
cook up a bar melter!
Quick 'fore the Moose comes,
let's jet, helter skelter!


-JT, that's me


Justin Nuendo
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18 posted 02-12-2000 06:33 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Oh all the Saint who can help me out
Nurse Crachet’s gone, without a doubt !
Walked right out the E.R
Once outside, stole a car
Took off without her brain
Now she’s almost as Justin Sayne
As we normally are
Maybe she took off to a bar
Oops, maybe she’s heard of the Corner Pub
That should get her spirit up
Hope she’s not getting drunk
Makes her gas smell like a skunk
And she’ll go back to the times
Being a cheerleader, ya know...the good old times  
Hope she’ll get lost in the fog
Or drown this no-brain in some eggnog
There’s no telling what’ll happen next
Before ya know it, she’ll use it as a pretext
To know everything she always wanted to know about  eggs
AHHHHH I fear the day of tomorrow !


RainbowGirl
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19 posted 02-15-2000 03:52 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Oh my....

HUGS

 Ouvrir mon coeur et âme
Nurse Crachet
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20 posted 02-15-2000 04:16 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Nurse Crachet Is Free

I touched an edge
of universal distance
I walked a tightrope
blindfolded to the end
I christened internal organs
short circuiting my brain
I break my chain
turn and run for desires
I am free from locked doors
open to delight in sanity

Gone but not forgotten,
I know you all loved
this Nursey Poo,
but now she got
things to do.
E.Fudd
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21 posted 02-15-2000 06:36 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Cwazy bunch of " stutie Fwuits"
Agowaphobes in stwaight white suits
No wonder you're wocked up in here
'Till  they fix what's wrong between your ears!

Still this pwace is pwetty nice
Twied to get in once or twice
Onwy Doc wouldnt wet me in
Persistentwy I twied again
Many times I came weal cwose
Eventualwy an overdose

I weft for Cwatchit in Doc's bwack bag
Amphetamines and stweet gwade skag
Mighty stwong that nasty stuff
Dwopped her wight down on her duff

And though Doc saved her Justin Thyme
For now the Institute is mine
Unless there's one among this bunch
Dat's not too far out to wunch
Disposed of mind to chalwenge me
(I guess I'll have to wait and see )


 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh



[This message has been edited by E.Fudd (edited 02-16-2000).]
Martie
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22 posted 02-15-2000 08:59 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

LOL, or I think I have a headache.
Dr.Moose1
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23 posted 02-16-2000 06:45 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Justin Nuendo runs rampant these days
In addition he'd rather subtract
A math wiz he is , like nobody's biz
But the poor boy just don't have the facts

One minute he's up , the next one he's down
Like a fast moving internet stock
Just like one two three , he thought Cratchit and me
Were re-setting each other's clocks

Well I'm here to deny,that rumor won't fly
No matter how big it's wings
And Justin Nuendo can count on his big toe
How much creedence his story will bring

Now when things don't add up, it's 'cause you're all sick pups
And that's why they put you in here
Is one and two four ? though there's rumors galore
Only Vinny will lend you an ear

You may scoff with derision , or do long division
To sum , it's no sweat off my spud
I'll save my munitions , for a much bigger mission
I'm off to do battle with Fudd !!!
Andrew Scott
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24 posted 02-16-2000 06:56 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Hey YOU! Ya YOU! Ya little spud
I'm talkin' to YOU! Elmer P. Fudd
Now listen up potato head
The King of the 'Stute you should dread
So ya think you're now in charge of the 'Stute?
I'm ready for war you stutterin' coot
I'm armed with crayons... the Big Box see!
And Norman Rockwells' soxs most dirty.
I've got a peeler and slicer
An Acme masher and dicer
So think not you can rule the East wing hall
Cause I'll make hash-browns out of you for all!
I am the one true King of the 'Stute
Mess with me for pain you can't refute
I'll cook you down, that's what I'll do
And make Fudd spud chowder goo-stew
The only way you'll be loved by us all
Is when I serve you up in the 'Stute's mess hall.

..... So come cook with me if you dare!

 
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