I Think this meets the requirements for both Poet deVine's Valentine challenge and Marilyn's Humor challenge.
"A Vulcan Love Poem"
If I had it within me, to show emotion,
My circulatory organ would be full of human-like feelings for you.
For, I do appreciate you.
Your mind is an incredible object to meld with.
It is most illuminating and logical.
I find your appearance extremely satisfying in a most cerebral way.
Your ears, so perfectly acute,
Your eyebrows, so uplifting,
Your hair, each strand, so logically placed,
And you spread your fingers with such accuracy and grace,
Always an exact 46.1372mm between fingertips.
I do need you in a most physical and intellectual way,
And require your partnership.
Therefore, if you will be my biological necessary companion,
Together, we shall live long and prosper.
[This message has been edited by u_gene (edited 02-05-2000).]