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Terrible But I had To...........#2 For Marilyn's Challenge

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Christopher
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0 posted 02-04-2000 07:59 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Christopher

Howsit that I ent up hear?
On pages with a man namt dear?
Or set nex to the teechur Nan.
Kunsidurd part a grate big klan.
Even tho I no poet man.

Devine she tells, I welkum to.
Or mabee was Severn, got no cloo.
Never no wat that DE will do.
Proll'y jus kuz hes feelin bloo.

Havint herd from Femme Fatale.
Or where she's went, gess time will tell.

Now this tho, I prowd to say.
I lern so much from here eech day.
Cuz herez the place I want to stay.
Sure beets throwin bales o' hay!


© Copyright 2000 C.G. Ward - All Rights Reserved
RainbowGirl
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1 posted 02-04-2000 08:07 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

You're so cute Chris...Love it..

HUSG

 The grape passes through the press to yield wine.
Your life must pass through the press of passion and pain to yield the wine of wisdom..

SEA
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2 posted 02-04-2000 08:08 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Good grief Christopher, you spell like I do! This was fun!   -SEA
Poet deVine
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3 posted 02-04-2000 08:31 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Cute! You won't win a spelling bee..but you will win kudos with this one!  
Marilyn
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4 posted 02-04-2000 08:52 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

*rubbing my hands together*....ummm Chris. My VERY articulate friend. The ammo you just supplied me with!! LOL  Well done but don't you think the animals will miss your TLC?  
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5 posted 02-04-2000 08:57 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

very coot, my man!  
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Hay Kristofer, this was kute  
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7 posted 02-04-2000 10:49 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Christopher-
You are a hoot !
(not to be confused with ...)
~*Marge*~



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Christopher
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De eggolades I getting her ar mekkin me bloush!!!
Skyfyre
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9 posted 02-05-2000 09:08 AM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

LOL -- methinks you should be blushing quite enough from posting this bit of phonics mapping -- LMAO!  

You never fail to bring a smile (though this time I was rolling my eyes as I did it!)  

--Me


 Full fathom five thy father lies,
Of his bones are coral made,
Those are pearls that were his eyes;
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange...


--William Shakespeare, from The Tempest

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LOL!  Too good Christopher!  See that hooked on phonics is workin good.  Thanks for the laughs!

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Which way is right for you,
Stop and softly ask yourself,
What Would Jesus Do?
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Funny acrostic!  

Denise
 
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