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Humor Challenge (The Eggo)

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Poet deVine
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0 posted 02-03-2000 08:10 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Poet deVine


You asked where your tastes buds came from
When you were in mommyís tummy
Did I eat yucky stuff or
Did I eat only what was yummy

Iíll let you in on a secret, dear
I craved horseradish and jam
A glass of tea for breakfast
And three pounds of Dakin ham!

But there was a treat your daddy made
Covered it with mushroom Prego
A nicely toasted, warm and buttery
Buttermilk Eggo!


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RainbowGirl
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1 posted 02-03-2000 08:15 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

PDV: What on earth is mushroom Prego??..but I'm glad we're not what our mum's were eating at the time cause I'd be a pickled onion and that doesn't bear thinking about...oh my..*g*

HUSG

 The grape passes through the press to yield wine.
Your life must pass through the press of passion and pain to yield the wine of wisdom..

Poet deVine
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2 posted 02-03-2000 08:49 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Prego is a brand name of spaghetti sauce. And to let you know a secret, I would never eat mushroom anything! I dislike mushrooms intensely!  
Echo Rhayne
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3 posted 02-04-2000 02:30 AM       View Profile for Echo Rhayne   Email Echo Rhayne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Echo Rhayne

hehe  eeeeeeeeeew mushrooms......eeeew food oh um I didnt say that, anyways...Thanks for the laugh...geeeeeeeez, I am really going to miss your wonderful poetry!  Take care of yourself ok? I'll miss you! *hugs*

 Just be glad I'm not your child! *evil grin*

Justbleu
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4 posted 02-04-2000 03:07 AM       View Profile for Justbleu   Email Justbleu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justbleu's Home Page   View IP for Justbleu

What a darling poem!!!  Hey Echo...you're sounding like my brother now....I happen to love mushrooms!!  LOL!!

I am not a mommy, but someday maybe!!  This is got my curiosity going about what I might be craving!!  Oh, I forgot....my dad said he and my mom were always eating ice cream while she was pregnant!!  I said that explains why I feel like I NEED it in my diet!!  LOL!!

Anywayz, Cute poem!! Enjoyed it bunches!!

Bridgette


 Creation of woman from the rib of Man: She was not made from his head to top him; nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him; but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved."
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My stomach did a flip-flop on this one, PdV!!
Very funny!!

Denise
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You dislike mushrooms PdV??? really??? hmmmmmm.....oh -- this is too good -- but I can't comment on this board... ROFLMA0....oh.. it hurts....  
WhtDove
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Devine, how disguisting!  Ewww! Eggo's with mushroom spagetti sauce?  Anyone have an appetite now?  ROFL @ you!  Thanks for the laugh this morning!  
wayoutwalt
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mushroom soup for the soul?? i think not and decidedly so! i was pregnant once and yuh pickles and french onion soup o yuh
 
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