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CHALLENGE!! (if you dare)

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Marilyn
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0 posted 02-02-2000 11:32 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Marilyn

I challenge you both young and old,
To join me here in jest.
We've had a lot of problems and
We really need a rest.

I tried with Balladeer's Bible Babes,
But few did take the bait.
I'm really quite beside myself,
HELP ME!! I'm in a state.

I ask you all to join us,
In a humour war.
Matters not the target,
Just make my stomach sore.




[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 02-03-2000).]
© Copyright 2000 Marilyn - All Rights Reserved
Rex Allen McCoy
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1 posted 02-03-2000 02:03 AM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Want a commical poem?
Hey!
Not a problem
One with a sore stomach?
ok ...break out the Pepto Bismol

Rex
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Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration


2 posted 02-03-2000 02:05 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Marilyn, I hate to be the pain in the butt...well ok, I love to be the pain in the butt, but could you please fix your title???

Challenge.
Not Challange!!!!




And I'll try!
Nan
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3 posted 02-03-2000 07:58 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Well now - I see "Challenge" not "Challange"...

Marilyn - don't be paying any heed to Christopher - He's very trying....
RainbowGirl
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4 posted 02-03-2000 08:04 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL @ Chris...or did Marilyn sneak in and change it???..*g*

Lead me to humour, it will make my day..

HUGS

 The grape passes through the press to yield wine.
Your life must pass through the press of passion and pain to yield the wine of wisdom..

Poet deVine
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5 posted 02-03-2000 08:50 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I shall post nothing but humorous poetry til Sunday...hmmmm.....let me search my archives....    
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6 posted 02-03-2000 09:17 AM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Marilyn, can I make fun of Santa Claus?!
-SEA-
Marilyn
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7 posted 02-03-2000 05:14 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Rex..thaks for the poem..  

Chris..Revange (note the spelling error!!) is sweet my friend.   Can't wait for your poem to be posted....lol

Nan....I never pay much attention to Chris...*shrug*....lol

Rainbow...I tiptoed past Chris and changed it while he wasn't lookin. It was late last night when I posted this and I was just typing...not paying attention to the end result...*sigh*. Never type half asleep with Chris around...lmao

Sharon...Great! I will be looking ofrward to it.  

Sea...You can make fun of anyone you wish. Although you might not get much for christmas this year. I think he would be a safe bet because...well he wouldn't strike back!! Unlike Balladeer or Toe or Andrew or Sailor or...and the list goes on!!


[This message has been edited by Marilyn (edited 02-03-2000).]
Isis
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8 posted 02-03-2000 05:49 PM       View Profile for Isis   Email Isis   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Isis's Home Page   View IP for Isis

I'm in.  Now who does what???

 Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.
~Isis~
(Sovereign of the Spirit)


Gene
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9 posted 02-03-2000 06:52 PM       View Profile for Gene   Email Gene   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Gene's Home Page   View IP for Gene

O.K. I'll see what I can come up with. It's gonna be kinda short, though.

~Gene  
Marge Tindal
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10 posted 02-03-2000 07:11 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Marilyn-

The 'jester' is IN !

~*Marge*~


 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Marilyn
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11 posted 02-03-2000 08:07 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Denise...*waving arms wildly*...over here!!

You guys are great!! Keep 'em coming!  
Denise
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12 posted 02-03-2000 08:08 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Thanks Marilyn!!  

Denise
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13 posted 02-06-2000 12:10 AM       View Profile for First__Knight   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for First__Knight

Oh your bad Marilyn

 I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now so don't make me mad cause I'm running out of places to hide the bodies......LOL


Mars
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14 posted 02-06-2000 12:16 AM       View Profile for Mars   Email Mars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mars

STAN

There once was a poet named Stan,
Whose verses were so hard to scan,
When told this was so he replied, "Yes I know,
But I always like to put as many words in the last line as I can."

Author Unknown
Gemini
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15 posted 02-06-2000 09:12 PM       View Profile for Gemini   Email Gemini   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Gemini

Please read the "Sleepwalking" poem I wrote, as I also needed a pick me up in my life so happened to remember an episode with my son, which prompted me to write it.
 
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