Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
Liz....LIz.....Liz.... geez, Lady - The poem is great, but do you know how much harm you have done? How much work has been destroyed by this poem???? Have you even an inkling of an idea of what you have done? An inkling??? 'Deer and I have been working for months to get Toe to where he is today, and you come along and show him that he really IS a nice, decent, respectable man. Now 'Deer and I have to start all over again! Oh, sure, Toerag is a great guy, defender of the innocent, upholder of womankind, admirer of beauty, lover of sheep, father figure of fatherless children, etc, etc, etc. But you didn't have to tell HIM, did you?
Incidently, watch out for Belle - she has been known to get very eye-scratchy-outie when she sees other women swooning over this rascally scalawag. Personally, I don't see what you women see; but then, I've seen the carefully doctored picture of him sitting back in his office chair. I could sell copies of it to the general female population, but I'm holding out for the highest bidder. I think Dolly Doe has a few bucks.