Mrs. Regis Philbin feeds her husband a well cooked meal
He wonders if sex afterward is to be part of the deal.
When they retire upstairs that night, Regis timidly asks
"Do you think lovemaking tonight will be too much of a task?"
She thinks for a moment about which excuse to use
Then replies, "I've a headache and I refuse."
He looks downtrodden, rejected and at wit's end,
Then looks up and says, "Can I phone a friend?"
[This message has been edited by Lorelei54 (edited 02-01-2000).]