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Final Answer" with LJA's help it was written

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Lorelei54
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0 posted 02-01-2000 07:07 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Lorelei54

Mrs. Regis Philbin feeds her husband a well cooked meal
He wonders if sex afterward is to be part of the deal.
When they retire upstairs that night, Regis timidly asks
"Do you think lovemaking tonight will be too much of a task?"
She thinks for a moment about which excuse to use
Then replies, "I've a headache and I refuse."
He looks downtrodden, rejected  and at wit's end,
Then looks up and says, "Can I phone a friend?"



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OHH... how devilishly clever!!
Loved it!!
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2 posted 02-01-2000 07:42 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

LOL...Yes!... But is that her "Final Answer?"... and I don't want to even know if he should "poll" the audience.   Cute one here Lady Lorelei. My best to you and LJA.
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ROFG... This is great, Lor... even if LJA did help you! *G* (I guess that with such a limited supply, the sailor is very familiar with being at wit's end? *EG*)
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Lor: Maybe he should settle for 50/50..*g*

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