Final Answer" with LJA's help it was written

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Open Poetry #5

Final Answer" with LJA's help it was written

Lorelei54
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since 1999-07-27

Posts 458

0 posted 2000-02-01 07:07 PM

Mrs. Regis Philbin feeds her husband a well cooked meal
He wonders if sex afterward is to be part of the deal.
When they retire upstairs that night, Regis timidly asks
"Do you think lovemaking tonight will be too much of a task?"
She thinks for a moment about which excuse to use
Then replies, "I've a headache and I refuse."
He looks downtrodden, rejected and at wit's end,
Then looks up and says, "Can I phone a friend?"

[This message has been edited by Lorelei54 (edited 02-01-2000).]

Zelda
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since 2000-02-01

Posts 43
NOVA

1 posted 2000-02-01 07:12 PM

OHH... how devilishly clever!!
Loved it!!
Z

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

2 posted 2000-02-01 07:42 PM

LOL...Yes!... But is that her "Final Answer?"... and I don't want to even know if he should "poll" the audience.

Cute one here Lady Lorelei. My best to you and LJA.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2000-02-02 09:59 AM

ROFG... This is great, Lor... even if LJA did help you! *G* (I guess that with such a limited supply, the sailor is very familiar with being at wit's end? *EG*)

RainbowGirl
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since 1999-07-31

Posts 3023
United Kingdom

4 posted 2000-02-02 01:07 PM

Lor: Maybe he should settle for 50/50..*g*

HUSG

Memories give you the power to collect roses in the winter...

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