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A Second Opinion

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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 02-01-2000 05:44 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Acceptable levels of of confusion exist
Sequential events cause your knickers to twist
Everything granted is taken away
Catch stolen breaths and hold on while you may

Once remembered things seem lost
No-one keeps score or measures cost
Doubt-less others have been here too
One of us might have a clue

Perhaps this is some cosmic joke
Is my "Wheel Of Fortune" missing some spokes ?
No easy solutions to this puzzle Pat
I'll keep my guesses for now, under this paper hat

Only a fool takes opinions as fact
Normal is only how most of us act



 Sometimes nonsense isn't .


© Copyright 2000 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
E.Fudd
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1 posted 02-01-2000 05:50 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Well aren't we just the cwever one ?
Horse's patoots are wots more fun
Always whining about this or that
The things wong with you won't fit under a hat!

All of us know you are one cwazy coot
Why don't you just stay in the Institute
All of your poems are weally wame
Contorted works that sound the same
Kooks wike you need awownd the cwock
One hundwed percent ewectwo-shock

 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Dr.Moose1
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2 posted 02-01-2000 05:58 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Do your thoughts reflect your size?
One fits all you realize
Nothing here is as it seems
'Tis not of you that which I dream

Most apropos of this fact
Elmer you're a little whacked
So pipe down runt you mental gnat
Surely you wouldn't trade tit for tat

With one who is by far superior
I'll dispatch post-haste your gibes inferior
This paper hat upon my head
Hides verse to fill your heart with dread

Mock me not my toony friend
Even you might meet your end
For you see I know what makes you tick
Unless you stop I'll end it quick

Don't forget you're part of me
Dare I say... acrostically?




 Sometimes nonsense isn't .


Andrew Scott
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3 posted 02-01-2000 06:39 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

The Fuddy one seeks battle with our dear Dr. Moose
I'm sure our four footed friend will cook that Fudd's goose
But should you need some help from your bud Andrew Scott
Stop by for some hot gel the kind that burns a lot.

Please try any color, fire red or paraffin blue
I'm sure any of my favorite waxes will due
And when you're done cooking Fudd to a golden brown
Stop by the 'Stute's kitchen, there's plenty to go around

Bon appetite!
Denise
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4 posted 02-01-2000 10:14 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL.....THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!  

Always a pleasure Dr.Moose, Elmer and Andrew!
E.Fudd
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5 posted 02-02-2000 06:17 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

Now just a minute you fuwwy fweak
Omnipotence is what you seek
What makes you think you know so much
You're compwetewy out of touch

Once Wonald sees how you tweat me
Undeniabwy misewabwy
My guess is he'll take my side
And you'll have no pwace weft to hide!

Don't even think the "King of Cwayons"
Emboldened by your cwazy pwan
Makes a diffewence to me
Eventualwy I will be fwee!

Andwew Scott be well advised
Not to pick on one my size
Gweat things come in packages small
When you cwoss pens with me
You wisk wosing it all !


 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
Dr.Moose1
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6 posted 02-02-2000 06:32 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Good grief now he's after you !
One of us must see this through
Only by acrostic means
Dare we hope his clock to clean

Luck be with you Andrew Scott
Unless your words and crayons are hot
Catastrophy will rule the day
Knock him off without delay

Know that I will guard your back
In case he tries a sneak attack
Now break out  the "Big Box" I'm counting on you
Godspeed and good fortune most valiant Andrew!



[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 02-03-2000).]
serenity blaze
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7 posted 02-02-2000 06:38 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Loved that last line!  Hell, I LIVE that last line!  thanx for the validation!
Andrew Scott
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8 posted 02-02-2000 08:20 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Fudd had grown tired of hunting rabbit and duck
Ulcers were all he caught, he felt like a big schmuck
Decided to poach in the 'Stute for a quick meal
Doctor Moose his pursuit he hoped to make a kill

Silently through the halls and into the kitchen
Tip toed the linguistically challenged bald munchkin
Everything was looking fine but he was too slow
When Andrew walked in and thought him a potato
hoot_owl_rn
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9 posted 02-03-2000 09:49 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

Wise words with some interesting replies  
Dr.Moose1
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10 posted 02-03-2000 07:18 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Andrew I see you are up to the task

Not likely from me any help you will ask
Do to Elmer as before unto you
Really , I like a well seasoned stew

Ever in trouble hesitate not
We'll make some more room in the old stew pot!
Andrew Scott
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11 posted 02-04-2000 11:40 AM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Egad! A squat little bald spud!
Looking much like that midget Fudd
Moose, please hand me that there skinner

Epicurean delights await
Russet potato upon one's plate
Sounds like a sure fire winner

Parsley and sour cream on top
Unlimited butter dollops
Dang! That spud makes a fine dinner.


[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 02-04-2000).]
E.Fudd
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12 posted 02-04-2000 02:33 PM       View Profile for E.Fudd   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for E.Fudd

I weft before the pwot could thicken
Now your stew just tastes wike chicken
You thwew me in a gweat big pot , with
Okwa and cawwots and water hot

Under the wid , the tempewature wose
Roiwing and boiwing , I took off my cwothes
Dancing on stilts made fwom celewy sticks,I
Wifted the wid , and got out of there qwick!

Ew! ,I'll get you wadio boy
Andwew Scott , you should not toy, with
Me , E. Fudd , though I'm soaking wet,know that I will get you yet!
Shhh... be wewwy qwiet I'm pwotting my wevenge...




 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh

[This message has been edited by E.Fudd (edited 02-04-2000).]
Denise
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13 posted 02-04-2000 02:36 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Guys, my sides are splitting!! More, more!   Let the acrostic wars continue!!

Denise
Dr.Moose1
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14 posted 02-09-2000 06:40 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

You've done well there "King of Crayons"
Elmer had to change his plans
Stopped him cold acrostically
Without any help from me

Even though he would not stew
He met his match in you Andrew
And had to l;eave without his clothes
Very wet from head to toes

Eventually he will be back
And one of us he will attack
Watchful we must ever be
In his mind we're the enemy

Never know where he'll strike next
Nor what he'll say in hidden text
Elmer really is quite sick
Remember well his little trick

Addendumb... I see since last I was here we now have O.P. #6 ...I wonder if the little
mutant has figured it out yet?

gypsyqlt
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15 posted 02-10-2000 07:21 AM       View Profile for gypsyqlt   Email gypsyqlt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for gypsyqlt

To ALL,
Well, i'm speechless, almost. That was terrific, all of it.  Dr.Moose, im very impressed !.
Jocelyn
 
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