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My Valentine

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Munda
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0 posted 01-31-2000 06:14 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

My Valentine  

Many years Iíve searched the world
Even crossed the Milky Way
To find my dear Valentine
Thereís none for me til this day

Once I went to Amsterdam
For a Red Light District hunt
But all I found were pussies
And a scruffy old Dashund      

Just when I thought I found him
Yeah, a hunk that makes ya gulp !
I really got excited
Tripped and broke the red light bulb !      

I wanted to recover
And really needed a break
Found myself this coffee shop
Serving coffee with hashcake !   (Hi   )

Off to Paris then I was
líAmour city number one
But, oh, do they speak funny
Call ya "hun" instead of "hon"

Took a walk along the Seine
Some Clochard came floating by
Gave me his seductive smile
Really thought that day Iíd die !

Needed food and some French wine !
Ordered French and got me snails !
Never eaten them before
Only used them for "snail" mail.

These were some of my ventures
Went to Rome, London, Bombay
But never found this lover
Secret for this special day

Iím tired of my travels
Waiting for this secret dear
So I was sort of hoping
YOUíd be my Valentine this year    


Munda  




[This message has been edited by Munda (edited 01-31-2000).]
© Copyright 2000 Munda - All Rights Reserved
RainbowGirl
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1 posted 01-31-2000 07:43 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Munda: ROFLMAO !!!!

Hmmm, I'm not applying though...but the laughter was much needed and helps to control the WH in me, which got loose tonight..oh my!!...ooops

HUSG

 Memories give you the power to collect roses in the winter...
Marilyn
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2 posted 01-31-2000 07:45 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Whoo Hoo!! Applauds. Wonderful Munda and I'd love to be your Valentine.   lol
Denise
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3 posted 01-31-2000 08:44 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is hillarious, Munda!! ROFL  
Funny, clever poem, my dear!!

Denise
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4 posted 01-31-2000 09:27 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Munda-
So cute and comedic.
Nice to see a great sense of humor.
~*Marge*~


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deleeme
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5 posted 02-01-2000 04:25 AM       View Profile for deleeme   Email deleeme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit deleeme's Home Page   View IP for deleeme

Munda,
  As a Lady so Witty, so Talented, so Industrious, so Intelligent, (probably not a bad looker,either), and so well travelled---just remember, not many would Deserve the pleasure of your company--So keep looking,
that right Rendezvous Lover is out there somewhere--(Maybe you ought to try looking in the USA next time-you'd probably have 'em lined up for a country mile!)
  Wonderfully witty and charming piece here, I really enjoyed the read & the review,  David


 "Our Creativity points to a Higher Creator--we couldn't have just happened, and for what ability we may possess--to God be the glory." -dlw-

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6 posted 02-01-2000 11:15 AM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Hi Munda

Well  written!
I  enjoy  humour  in  poetry
most  of  what  I  write  is
to  bring  laughter  to
peoples  lives
laughter  is  the  best  medicine

Rex
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Munda
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7 posted 02-01-2000 03:04 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

LOL Thanks everybody. I'm glad you're having as much fun reading this as I had writing it, but hey.....where are all the "secret Lovers!!!"  
(See, David, I'm trying the USA NOW  )
Nan
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8 posted 02-01-2000 06:07 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Well, Munda - with a sense of humor like that, the US is certainly going to sit up and take notice... Very, very cute...
Christopher
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9 posted 02-01-2000 06:28 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Aww, that's Sweet!!!
You coulda just asked me normal-like, but I accept anyway!!!  
deleeme
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10 posted 02-01-2000 09:08 PM       View Profile for deleeme   Email deleeme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit deleeme's Home Page   View IP for deleeme

There You go Munda, Your Poem might have done the trick after all--you might not have to sit along Valentine's eve after all!!!
Way to go girl!
RobertB
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11 posted 02-02-2000 07:50 AM       View Profile for RobertB   Email RobertB   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RobertB

Hey Munda sweetie...you haven't tried Missouri yet.....the Show Me state!!!!


Munda
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12 posted 02-02-2000 04:28 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

David   LOL Thanks  

Nan   I mean no harm teacher. It's this wicked sense of humour taking over my brain every now and then. Must be the Dutch twist in me  

Christopher ! ....Robert ! ....does this mean I'll get a Valentine card for the first time in my life this year ?  
JennyLee
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13 posted 02-04-2000 11:09 AM       View Profile for JennyLee   Email JennyLee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for JennyLee

LOL Munda...this made my morning..I had a grand time reading it !!!

Way To Go  


Jenny
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14 posted 02-05-2000 07:20 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

Thank you Jenny, I'm glad it made you smile  
Elizabeth Santos
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15 posted 02-05-2000 07:32 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

Hey, this little poem of yours might just catch Mr. Wonderful's eye, if he likes to laugh, that is. This was hilarious!
Liz
Munda
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16 posted 02-05-2000 09:30 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

Thank you Elizabeth. I'm glad it brought a smile on your face. Off to bed now I am, dreaming more adventures of my Valentine !  
hoot_owl_rn
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17 posted 02-05-2000 09:41 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

Munda...this was great  
Gene
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18 posted 02-05-2000 10:17 PM       View Profile for Gene   Email Gene   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Gene's Home Page   View IP for Gene

LOL  Don't know how I missed this.  I like a woman with a sense of humor. And you already know I like you, Munda    


Munda,
na aan het hart.  

(Hope I didn't say an insult by mistake)  

~Gene



[This message has been edited by u_gene (edited 02-05-2000).]
Munda
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19 posted 02-06-2000 04:02 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

Ruth   Thank you  

Gene   "na aan het hart !" WOOHOOOOOOOO ! Thank you !  
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20 posted 02-12-2000 07:56 PM       View Profile for Tweety   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Tweety

I wouwd wove to be
youw Vawentine nice wady,
but I am a wady too
and I don't think
that wouwd do.
Whewe awe aww the men
fow this wady
fuww of wivewy humow?
She needs a Vawentine
cawd fow this yeaw
maybe next yeaw
out to fine dine.

~ViXeN~
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21 posted 02-13-2000 01:04 AM       View Profile for ~ViXeN~   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ~ViXeN~

wow! omg! this was sooo cute! i smiled all the way through! brightened up my day! hehe
Munda
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22 posted 02-14-2000 12:12 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

Tweety...thank you sweety, who knows what you fly into one of these days  

ViXeN   Thanks for your smile   And you know what ? For the very first time in my life I received a Valentine's card !!! Yahoooooooo!!
From who ? I haven't got a clue !     
Corazon
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23 posted 02-16-2000 05:27 PM       View Profile for Corazon   Email Corazon   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corazon

loved this...am glad I happened back to 5 to see it...thanks for the smiles  
 
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