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There Once Was a Family of Brothers....
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There Once Was a Family of Brothers.... |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
There once was a family of brothers... There once was a family of brothers, aunts, uncles and various others; They wrote some fun stuff, (although some had enough), they would write despite all others druthers. See, none of these guys were related, though they claimed their relation predated by same names and the like, though the fact that they're psycho, kept them in the 'stute, some sedated. Justin Kace was the brother of Thyme and they thought they were first borns to rhyme! They wrote and they posted on a board that was hosted by Ron, the webmaster, sublime. And then other Justins, they followed and in silly rhyming they wallowed. They told tales much in sync but they never did think that the truth of their stories was swallowed. The clan of the Justins grew quicker with each one that was added, much sicker! Credible, Sayne, Thyme, Kace, they did reign, and then Ebriated came with his liquor. Most all of these Justins resided in a 'stute with straight jackets provided. Nurse Cratchet was there Doctor Moose and Bugs Hare and additional Loonies (lopsided). This 'stute thing got quite outa hand-- more than the first Justins had planned. Cartoons came in nuts and were thrown on their butts until most animations were canned! The webmaster, Ron, was confused! Had his board membership been abused? All e-mails submitted, verified and transmitted, were valid which left him bemused. Who WERE all these nut Justin rhymers? Were they poets or sick social climbers? Were these poetic 'stuters on Nurse Cratchet's 'puters? Or were they just Passion old-timers? In conclusion, I truly implore are the Justins for real? Are there more? Are we finished with 'stuters who play on computers like kids in a big candy store? I ask you how this family can include someone sane such as me? Writing's S'POSED to be serious, not an imperious flamboyant display of whoopee! I'll tell you a secret, dear friend.... One day all of this nonsense will end! These Justins tell lies (are these Justins all *guys*?) One day you will soon comprehend! One day they'll be Justin Vestigated... and identities soon annotated. Until then, I guess, we'll read rhymes that attest that these 'stute poems are much overrated! ------------- silly? ummm... yep.... so wanna join us in the 'stute? There's room for one more... ------------- yours sincerely, Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extaordinaire  |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
Well Well, Nice to see your back again Moreen I thought somebody may have Periwashed you right off the screen but I'm glad to see it wasn't so. I kinda liked the justin's who ever they really were they surely can't be finished with all of those 'stuters who play on computers if you know what I mean. They need keeper's like you to help them sort through all the stutes litters. |
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Justin Kace Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 82Oz |
Justin Kace you thought we're not all brothers I assure you we all have like mothers Our moms Justin Sisters you see All brothers and cousins to me Justin Bred, the 'Stute's got some others...  |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
Good to see the 'stuters' back again  |
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JOY 14 Senior Member
since 1999-09-22
Posts 1419Wisconsin USA |
Cute! |
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Justin Sayne Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53 |
Justin Bred thinks I am Justin Sayne Justin Kace in the 'stute I should feign To have had Justine Uff Of Justin Credible's stuff He's Justin Interminable pain!! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Oh I can attest Justins under test Share similar D N A strands They each have six toes A crooked hook nose And have some real oversized glands I must also say That the Justin way Comes from a unique genetic pool For one who lays claim To the famed Justin name Must be a hereditary fool So if not brothers At least same mothers This clownish clan of Justins be But it doesn't explain With my Andrew Scott name Why they act and look just like me |
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Beri Member
since 1999-11-25
Posts 149 |
Brought laughter to my lips once again! Good job! If you love something, set it free, if it comes back to you, its meant to be... |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Andrew, it was Justin Sisters who insisted you were kin... like my brother, Justin Kace said, and we're glad they let you in! You're a Psycho! You belong here! You're a NUTSO! You are ODD! You're not Justin Timidated by the 'stute, you're not, thank God! I guess we like your silly rhyming and we think we'll let you stay, but, dear friend, you sure don't look like any Justin! Nope! No way! In fact, you look a bit familiar, like that Wyeth painter dude. Justin Kace, watch out! Don't spill yer paint on Cratchet! She gets rude! hehehe Justin T. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Intimidated Not! For I am Andrew Scott Crayon King of the 'Stute I rule the whole East wing Hot wax and gas my thing Unlike that Wyeth coot That other Andrew dude His art is just so crude Painting with his digits I think I'll brew some gel And send it to his cell To cook that artistic midget As for our dear Nurse C Just look in the pantry I've cooked a special brew Something that really sticks With glow in the night kicks White phosphorous goo-stew So stop by the kitchen Should Nurse C start bitchin I've got ladle in hand I'll serve her a bowl full That spills something awful And fry her where she stands Love & Kisses from Andrew Scott… aka Crayon King - Monkey Boy - The Napalm Kid (damn but its getting crowded in here), but ya doesn't have to call me Wyeth… cause he's a finger painter… no imagination that boy… just paints fingers all day long… He's got no fire! No spark! Couldn't ignite a match with an acetylene torch! Me on the other hand… Just give me two sticks, crayons - paintbrushes - dynamite - whatever! And we're in business! I'll light up your life and the whole dang 'Stute to boot! So, no more of this Wyeth stuff cus I gotta get back to the kitchens before my latest batch starts to go solid. |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Andrew, you made phospherous goo-stew? OMIGOODNESS, sir, did anybody knew? Damn... I mean, did anybody know? And we'll all get to watch Cratchet glow? Yippee! Hurray! Oh what a day! I can't tell you how happy I am! A Wyeth you ain't! No, sir, you're a Saint! Gonna go find the 'stute's mini-cam! HaHa! HeeHee! This sure is fun! You're the Crayon King, indeed, my dear friend! I'll stand on the side and I'll tape the whole ride, 'til she falls on her big fat rear end! Film at 11. Mwahahahahahahasigned, Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire!  ps- I'll never call you Wyeth again, if I do, confiscate my blue pen. It was Justin Indication of my evening's elation-- don't know where I am, why, what or when! This 'stute makes me often see double and then when I do, I'm in trouble! Andrew here, Andrew there, but what do I care? Pretty soon, Cratchet boils in a bubble! [This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 02-02-2000).] |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
I am the Crayon King Over the 'Stute I reign Hot wax and sticky gas I brew Elevated to Saint Cause Andrew Wyeth I ain't And I make a damn fine goo-stew Do not fret Justin friend For you did not offend My hide is much tougher than that As for boiling Nurse C Just put your trust in me And my fifty-five gallon vat I'll cook her up just fine For me and Justin Thyme Dinner to be served at seven There's sure to be plenty Bring the whole family Cooked Cratchet! A slice of heaven ----- Mmmm...Mmmm...Mmmm... Good! Hey Vince!... I saved you an ear. Norman... You get the toes. |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Got here Justin Thyme to make my own rhyme I know it seems Justin Sayne Nurse Crachet as stew ? and nobody knew ? could smell it a mile from here ! How 'bout Doctor Moose stuffed him like a goose ? when are we having supper ! Yummy  Justin N |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Hey, Nuendo! Nice to see ya! You're in the 'stute and they won't free ya!? Welcome to our humble prison! From these walls, nonsense is risen. How'd they catch you? Were you bad? Did they probe the mind you had? When I got here, I was tackled-- probed and prodded, quickly shackled! Did they do the same to you? Did they poke you 'cause you're new? Did they zap you in the head? Did they tie you to the bed? Sometimes 'stute life is a nightmare, like when they turn out the light where you are trying to take a leak and then you miss and really freak and then they come to find you grinning like a Saint who has been sinning and they think you've flipped your lid since it's funny what you did 'cause the lights were out and ergo you just missed and peed your big Toe. No, I don't mean Toe, our good friend! "Normal Rockwell", I will defend... What I really mean, dear cousin, is that Cratchet's often fussin' 'bout how things go on 'round here and Andrew soon will kick her rear end! HAHAHA and HEEHEEHEE... glad you're in the 'stute with me! Keep your hat on, watch your back! Some aren't friendly, they attack! If they catch you naked-headed, they might soon shoot double-leaded potions in your viens and then they'll soon ZAP your bare noggin... Careful, when the 'stute you log in! Soon they'll get you in Nuendo Stand up straight, protect, defend... so welcome cousin, but beware and make sure you hat your hair! -Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire  |
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Justin Sayne Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53 |
Watch out for that Justin Nuendo He never says just what is so His words have a twist So you're likely to miss The true meaning you may never know I think he is Justin Stigator I'll watch closely and tell you all later. If his words are implied Then it can't be denied InNuendo's true name's Justin Ferrer |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
The Stute ! The Stute ! That’s how they call this place ? Oh Dear ! Oh my ! *Falling flat on my face* (Darn, now I lost my hat, or was that my head ?) Thought this was a castle, surely read it somewhere free food and a bed ! NOT hotel "Lobto" nightmare ! Wait ‘til I get my hand on my Dad !! Get me out of here, PLEASE, before they damage my brain, I love all this sawdust, I know that’s Justin Sayne ! I do have some brain cells left on the right Sayne, my cousin, so glad you’re alive, for a minute I thought I had to revive you with some Nurse Cratchet stew, which had made ya glow like the brew but handy for a pee in the night ! Thyme, introduce me to King Andrew Scott ? I’ve heard he’s made Nurse Crachet real hot ! and since I’m here, I might as well tell, take her of that stove, she’s starting to smell ! or was that your new perfume "Cratchet Delight" ?? Got to go, before they sedate me (again) I hear Moose coming around the bend and I really wanna stay up tonight to see Andrew kick Crachtet’s rear end ! Will she glow or just fall apart ? Justin N. P.S. It was Justin Credible ! Found an ear in my soup last night. Saved it for ya Vince ! |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Twiddley dee, and twiddley da, did you think you'd get me somehow? You've cooked the wrong Crachet that was my twin carrying the hatchet! Now how do I explain to the family that they've lost there dear Emily? Andrew you bumbling fool how could you be so cruel? I gave those crayons to you and now look what you go and do! |
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Breathe~ Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 315Washington... |
Oh boy...I think I just found the forum JesTeR...*LOL* *trying to find the back door* Nice writes...  )Freedom of expression is the watch word... |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
I'm Justin Thyme to get Justin Kase, It's Justin Credible, it's Justin Sayne ! King Andrew...you fool, you sot ! (Royal apology Sir )'T was the wrong Crachet in the pot ! Better find her broom, so she can't fly tonight, 'cause I'm tied up in bed and have nowhere to hide ! ARGHHHHH...there's Doc Moose, eager to poke my brain to death ! No, no, I'm NOT Justin Nuendo, I'm Justin Bed ! |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
 Pssssssssssssss............. A little warning seems Justin Place Saw Crachet with war paint on her face In her hand a crucifix Heading straight for Open 6 Better hide guys, Justin Kase !  |
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