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There Once Was a Family of Brothers....

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Justin Thyme
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0 posted 01-29-2000 02:23 AM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Justin Thyme

There once was a family of brothers...

There once was a family of brothers,
aunts, uncles and various others;
They wrote some fun stuff,
(although some had enough),
they would write despite all others druthers.

See, none of these guys were related,
though they claimed their relation predated
by same names and the like, though
the fact that they're psycho,
kept them in the 'stute, some sedated.

Justin Kace was the brother of Thyme
and they thought they were first borns to rhyme!
They wrote and they posted
on a board that was hosted
by Ron, the webmaster, sublime.

And then other Justins, they followed
and in silly rhyming they wallowed.
They told tales much in sync
but they never did think
that the truth of their stories was swallowed.

The clan of the Justins grew quicker
with each one that was added, much sicker!
Credible, Sayne,
Thyme, Kace, they did reign,
and then Ebriated came with his liquor.

Most all of these Justins resided
in a 'stute with straight jackets provided.
Nurse Cratchet was there
Doctor Moose and Bugs Hare
and additional Loonies (lopsided).

This 'stute thing got quite outa hand--
more than the first Justins had planned.
Cartoons came in nuts
and were thrown on their butts
until most animations were canned!

The webmaster, Ron, was confused!
Had his board membership been abused?
All e-mails submitted,
verified and transmitted,
were valid which left him bemused.

Who WERE all these nut Justin rhymers?
Were they poets or sick social climbers?
Were these poetic 'stuters
on Nurse Cratchet's 'puters?
Or were they just Passion old-timers?

In conclusion, I truly implore
are the Justins for real? Are there more?
Are we finished with 'stuters
who play on computers
like kids in a big candy store?

I ask you how this family
can include someone sane such as me?
Writing's S'POSED to be serious,
not an imperious
flamboyant display of whoopee!

I'll tell you a secret, dear friend....
One day all of this nonsense will end!
These Justins tell lies
(are these Justins all *guys*?)
One day you will soon comprehend!

One day they'll be Justin Vestigated...
and identities soon annotated.
Until then, I guess,
we'll read rhymes that attest
that  these 'stute poems are much overrated!

-------------

silly? ummm... yep.... so wanna join us in the 'stute? There's room for one more...
-------------

yours sincerely,

Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extaordinaire
© Copyright 2000 Justin Thyme - All Rights Reserved
lucky
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1 posted 01-29-2000 06:14 AM       View Profile for lucky   Email lucky   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for lucky

Well Well,

   Nice to see your back again Moreen I thought somebody may have Periwashed you right off the screen but I'm glad to see it wasn't so. I kinda liked the justin's who ever they really were they surely can't be finished with all of those 'stuters who play on computers if you know what I mean. They need keeper's like you to help them sort through all the stutes litters.

Justin Kace
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2 posted 01-29-2000 09:45 AM       View Profile for Justin Kace   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Kace

Justin Kace you thought we're not all brothers
I assure you we all have like mothers
Our moms Justin Sisters you see
All brothers and cousins to me
Justin Bred, the 'Stute's got some others...
Pepper
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3 posted 01-29-2000 11:23 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

Good to see the 'stuters' back again  
JOY 14
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since 09-22-1999
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4 posted 01-30-2000 11:57 AM       View Profile for JOY 14   Email JOY 14   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JOY 14's Home Page   View IP for JOY 14

Cute!  
Justin Sayne
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5 posted 01-31-2000 07:11 AM       View Profile for Justin Sayne   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Sayne

Justin Bred thinks I am Justin Sayne
Justin Kace in the 'stute I should feign
To have had Justine Uff
Of Justin Credible's stuff
He's Justin Interminable pain!!
Andrew Scott
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6 posted 01-31-2000 06:49 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Oh I can attest
Justins under test
Share similar D N A strands

They each have six toes
A crooked hook nose
And have some real oversized glands

I must also say
That the Justin way
Comes from a unique genetic pool

For one who lays claim
To the famed Justin name
Must be a hereditary fool

So if not brothers
At least same mothers
This clownish clan of Justins be

But it doesn't explain
With my Andrew Scott name
Why they act and look just like me
Beri
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7 posted 02-01-2000 03:30 AM       View Profile for Beri   Email Beri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Beri

Brought laughter to my lips once again!  Good job!  

 If you love something, set it free, if it comes back to you, its meant to be...

Justin Thyme
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8 posted 02-01-2000 08:02 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Andrew, it was Justin Sisters
who insisted you were kin...
like my brother, Justin Kace said,
and we're glad they let you in!
You're a Psycho! You belong here!
You're a NUTSO! You are ODD!
You're not Justin Timidated
by the 'stute, you're not, thank God!
I guess we like your silly rhyming
and we think we'll let you stay,
but, dear friend, you sure don't look like
any Justin! Nope! No way!

In fact, you look a bit familiar,
like that Wyeth painter dude.
Justin Kace, watch out! Don't spill yer
paint on Cratchet! She gets rude!


hehehe
Justin T.
Andrew Scott
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9 posted 02-02-2000 05:19 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Intimidated Not!
For I am Andrew Scott
Crayon King of the 'Stute

I rule the whole East wing
Hot wax and gas my thing
Unlike that Wyeth coot

That other Andrew dude
His art is just so crude
Painting with his digits

I think I'll brew some gel
And send it to his cell
To cook that artistic midget

As for our dear Nurse C
Just look in the pantry
I've cooked a special brew

Something that really sticks
With glow in the night kicks
White phosphorous goo-stew

So stop by the kitchen
Should Nurse C start bitchin
I've got ladle in hand

I'll serve her a bowl full
That spills something awful
And fry her where she stands

Love & Kisses from Andrew Scott… aka Crayon King - Monkey Boy - The Napalm Kid (damn but its getting crowded in here),  but ya doesn't have to call me Wyeth… cause he's a finger painter… no imagination that boy… just paints fingers all day long… He's got no fire! No spark!  Couldn't ignite a match with an acetylene torch!  Me on the other hand… Just give me two sticks, crayons - paintbrushes - dynamite - whatever! And we're in business! I'll light up your life and the whole dang 'Stute to boot!
So, no more of this Wyeth stuff cus I gotta get back to the kitchens before my latest batch starts to go solid.
Justin Thyme
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10 posted 02-02-2000 07:35 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Andrew, you made phospherous goo-stew?
OMIGOODNESS, sir, did anybody knew?
Damn... I mean, did anybody know?
And we'll all get to watch Cratchet glow?

Yippee! Hurray! Oh what a day!
I can't tell you how happy I am!
A Wyeth you ain't!
No, sir, you're a Saint!
Gonna go find the 'stute's mini-cam!

HaHa! HeeHee! This sure is fun!
You're the Crayon King, indeed, my dear friend!
I'll stand on the side
and I'll tape the whole ride,
'til she falls on her big fat rear end!

Film at 11.

Mwahahahahahaha



signed,
Justin Thyme aka
Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire!



ps-
I'll never call you Wyeth again,
if I do, confiscate my blue pen.
It was Justin Indication
of my evening's elation--
don't know where I am, why, what or when!

This 'stute makes me often see double
and then when I do, I'm in trouble!
Andrew here, Andrew there,
but what do I care?
Pretty soon, Cratchet boils in a bubble!




[This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 02-02-2000).]
Andrew Scott
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11 posted 02-03-2000 04:28 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

I am the Crayon King
Over the 'Stute I reign
Hot wax and sticky gas I brew

Elevated to Saint
Cause Andrew Wyeth I ain't
And I make a damn fine goo-stew

Do not fret Justin friend
For you did not offend
My hide is much tougher than that

As for boiling Nurse C
Just put your trust in me
And my fifty-five gallon vat

I'll cook her up just fine
For me and Justin Thyme
Dinner to be served at seven

There's sure to be plenty
Bring the whole family
Cooked Cratchet! A slice of heaven  

-----

Mmmm...Mmmm...Mmmm... Good!
Hey Vince!... I saved you an ear.
Norman... You get the toes.

Justin Nuendo
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Posts 91
Ozzz


12 posted 02-05-2000 08:10 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Got here Justin Thyme
to make my own rhyme
I know it seems Justin Sayne

Nurse Crachet as stew ?
and nobody knew ?
could smell it a mile from here !

How 'bout Doctor Moose
stuffed him like a goose ?
when are we having supper !

Yummy  

Justin N
Justin Thyme
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13 posted 02-05-2000 09:34 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Hey, Nuendo! Nice to see ya!
You're in the 'stute and they won't free ya!?
Welcome to our humble prison!
From these walls, nonsense is risen.
How'd they catch you? Were you bad?
Did they probe the mind you had?
When I got here, I was tackled--
probed and prodded, quickly shackled!
Did they do the same to you?
Did they poke you 'cause you're new?
Did they zap you in the head?
Did they tie you to the bed?

Sometimes 'stute life is a nightmare,
like when they turn out the light where
you are trying to take a leak
and then you miss and really freak
and then they come to find you grinning
like a Saint who has been sinning
and they think you've flipped your lid
since it's funny what you did
'cause the lights were out and ergo
you just missed and peed your big Toe.

No, I don't mean Toe, our good friend!
"Normal Rockwell", I will defend...
What I really mean, dear cousin,
is that Cratchet's often fussin'
'bout how things go on 'round here and
Andrew soon will kick her rear end!

HAHAHA and HEEHEEHEE...
glad you're in the 'stute with me!
Keep your hat on, watch your back!
Some aren't friendly, they attack!
If they catch you naked-headed,
they might soon shoot double-leaded
potions in your viens and then
they'll soon ZAP your bare noggin...
Careful, when the 'stute you log in!

Soon they'll get you in Nuendo
Stand up straight, protect, defend... so
welcome cousin, but beware
and make sure you hat your hair!


-Justin Thyme
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire

    
Justin Sayne
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14 posted 02-05-2000 10:47 PM       View Profile for Justin Sayne   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Sayne

Watch out for that Justin Nuendo
He never says just what is so
His words have a twist
So you're likely to miss
The true meaning you may never know

I think he is Justin Stigator
I'll watch closely and tell you all later.
If his words are implied
Then it can't be denied
InNuendo's true name's Justin Ferrer
Justin Nuendo
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Posts 91
Ozzz


15 posted 02-06-2000 10:31 AM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

The Stute ! The Stute !
That’s how they call this place ?
Oh Dear ! Oh my !
*Falling flat on my face*
(Darn, now I lost my hat, or was that my head ?)

Thought this was a castle,
surely read it somewhere
free food and a bed !
NOT hotel "Lobto" nightmare !
Wait ‘til I get my hand on my Dad !!

Get me out of here, PLEASE,
before they damage my brain,
I love all this sawdust,
I know that’s Justin Sayne !
I do have some brain cells left on the right

Sayne, my cousin, so glad you’re alive,
for a minute I thought I had to revive
you with some Nurse Cratchet stew,
which had made ya glow like the brew
but handy for a pee in the night !

Thyme, introduce me to King Andrew Scott ?
I’ve heard he’s made Nurse Crachet real hot !
and since I’m here, I might as well tell,
take her of that stove, she’s starting to smell !
or was that your new perfume "Cratchet  Delight" ??

Got to go, before they sedate me (again)
I hear Moose coming around the bend
and I really wanna stay up tonight
to see Andrew kick Crachtet’s rear end !
Will she glow or just fall apart ?

Justin N.

P.S. It was Justin Credible ! Found an ear in my soup last night. Saved it for ya Vince !
hoot_owl_rn
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since 07-05-99
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16 posted 02-06-2000 11:05 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL
Nurse Crachet
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They know where I am!


17 posted 02-06-2000 01:03 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Twiddley dee, and twiddley da,
did you think you'd get me somehow?
You've cooked the wrong Crachet
that was my twin carrying the hatchet!
Now how do I explain to the family
that they've lost there dear Emily?
Andrew you bumbling fool
how could you be so cruel?
I gave those crayons to you
and now look what you go and do!
Breathe~
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since 02-05-2000
Posts 319
Washington...


18 posted 02-06-2000 01:37 PM       View Profile for Breathe~   Email Breathe~   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Breathe~

Oh boy...I think I just found the forum JesTeR...*LOL*

*trying to find the back door*

Nice writes... )


 Freedom of expression is the watch word...
Justin Nuendo
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Ozzz


19 posted 02-06-2000 04:15 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

I'm Justin Thyme to get Justin Kase,
It's Justin Credible, it's Justin Sayne !
King Andrew...you fool, you sot ! (Royal apology Sir   )
'T was the wrong Crachet in the pot !
Better find her broom, so she can't fly tonight,
'cause I'm tied up in bed and have nowhere to hide !
ARGHHHHH...there's Doc Moose, eager to poke my brain to death !
No, no, I'm NOT Justin Nuendo, I'm Justin Bed !
Justin Nuendo
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Ozzz


20 posted 02-07-2000 06:50 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo



Pssssssssssssss.............

A little warning seems Justin Place
Saw Crachet with war paint on her face
In her hand a crucifix
Heading straight for Open 6
Better hide guys, Justin Kase !
 
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