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Is Today Your Anniversary?...Repost

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Toerag
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0 posted 01-28-2000 09:29 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Is today your anniversary?
Well from the bottom of your heart,
Show your love how much ya care,
And head out to K-mart.

Let your honey pick out a card,
One that she'll adore,
Read it and then put it back,
(you'll save two bucks or more)

The ya just wait patiently,
For a sale to be announced,
Maybe a "Blue Light Special!")
On a bra or wool night gown.

Then take her out for supper,
A dinner just for two,
Maybe a double-meat Whopper?
It's really just up to you.

Then swing on by the graveyard,
Flowers are always nice,
Grab a bottle of Ripple,
(It's quite tasty over ice).

Tell her how much ya love her,
Then get passionate with your mate,
"Get outta your clothes immediately"
Before the kids awake!

Yassee?....Some of us guys are still quite romantic yanno....


[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 01-28-2000).]
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Elizabeth Santos
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1 posted 01-28-2000 09:39 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

How about a single rose, a table for two,  a poem instead of a card(that's also free), and a kiss. That would do just fine
I'm suggesting this for you and your lover.
See, I just happen to know what women like
Liz
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2 posted 01-28-2000 09:41 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Lizzie.....ya mean I've been going to all this trouble for nuthin?....
Parker
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3 posted 01-28-2000 09:47 AM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

Toe, your one special kind of guy.
Seymour Tabin
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4 posted 01-28-2000 09:58 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
I think your making all the right moves even if she doesn't. Funny
suthern
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5 posted 01-28-2000 10:05 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Just don't forget that Colt 45 Malt! LOL. Thanks for bringing this one back around, Toe... it doesn't just bring smiles, it causes giggles. *G*
Local Rebel
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6 posted 01-28-2000 10:07 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Now what would make this anniversary picture more perfect than if it happened to be on Sunday for the Titans / Rams superbowl game???

Ya missed a real opportunity there pal -- you're slippin man!!!

ROFLMAO
Elizabeth Santos
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7 posted 01-28-2000 10:14 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

Interesting, that Sy would go for the blue light special and a cemetary carnation.
Both of you are going to find your dreams just blowin in the wind
Liz
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8 posted 01-28-2000 12:05 PM       View Profile for simplyYRREHS   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for simplyYRREHS

ROFL....You, my dear friend, are tooo much!  Glad you reposted this one, 'cause I sure needed it.  Yanno ~ this sounded all too familiar, as my last anniversary present from the ex WAS from Kmart (hehehe)...and a great reminder as to why I'm better off without his 'romantic' abilities.  LMAO!  Thanks for the smile!


Sherry

oh ~ graveyards are very nice, by the way!

 "The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved only by the most delicate handling. Yet, we do not treat ourselves nor another thus tenderly." ~Henry David Thoreau

Denise
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9 posted 01-28-2000 12:23 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL  

Thanks for reposting this gem, Toe!
Lucie
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10 posted 01-28-2000 12:31 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

yanno Toe.. yesterday I was feeling mighty unfriendly toward a certain spousal figure in my life. I probably woulda been happy with a K-mart special.. I was gonna do my wifely duty and make him suffer.. but hell considering where he is... what could I do that would be any worse then that..hehhehee...
Corinne
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11 posted 01-28-2000 07:11 PM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

Dear Toe,

Well, now Toe, what can I say,
but women just don't like it that way!

As a matter of fact we really don't care,
just write songs of love and take us there.

Get on your knees, whisper sweet words,
sweep us off our feet,KMart's for the birds!

We don't want burgers, but love and passion
these never ever go out of fasion!

So, if you want to show that you care,
give us all your love, if you dare!


Moi Moi Moi

Nan
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12 posted 01-28-2000 10:43 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

LOL - well, now - look at it this way...
At least they're HAVING an anniversary...
 
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