Ala bam a
Is today your anniversary?
Well from the bottom of your heart,
Show your love how much ya care,
And head out to K-mart.
Let your honey pick out a card,
One that she'll adore,
Read it and then put it back,
(you'll save two bucks or more)
The ya just wait patiently,
For a sale to be announced,
Maybe a "Blue Light Special!")
On a bra or wool night gown.
Then take her out for supper,
A dinner just for two,
Maybe a double-meat Whopper?
It's really just up to you.
Then swing on by the graveyard,
Flowers are always nice,
Grab a bottle of Ripple,
(It's quite tasty over ice).
Tell her how much ya love her,
Then get passionate with your mate,
"Get outta your clothes immediately"
Before the kids awake!
Yassee?....Some of us guys are still quite romantic yanno....
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 01-28-2000).]