Today I needed something to make me laugh. This did it. Poetry is my salvation. (sorry guys... hehe)
Longjohn, Toerag and Balladeer went to sail the foreign seas.
Leaving on a big boat throwing caution to the breeze.
They traveled far and landed on an exotic foreign shore.
In a land with different customs like they’d never seen before.
They wandered through a village where they saw some pretty girls.
Bathing in a marble garden in a bathtub made with pearls.
And being just the men they are, moved to take a closer peek.
Looking closely at the lady’s never noticing the Sheik.
Well the lady’s were in a harem and the Sheik owned all of them.
He was not real happy they’d been seen by these three men.
The sheik stood by and listened as they each made their confession,
then said "you’ll lose your manhood in ways that mirror your profession."
Balladeer was called forth and asked to claim his work.
He told him "I’m in pest control, kill rats and roaches where they lurk"
The sheik then called some Harem girls and Deer yelled and grabbed his lap.
He was quickly bound and taken to the nearest rat trap shack.
Longjohn stepped up and told the Sheik "computer’s are my game."
The sheik turned and called some girls and they took him just the same.
He then told poor Longjohn "man, you don’t have much to lose to me."
What you have there in your pants right now "IS" a virtual reality.
Well now it was poor Toerag’s turn to face this evil Sheik.
He was smiling broadly to himself when he stepped up to speak.
"Your gonna lose your manhood I do not think you understand"
Toerag chuckled "yes I do.. I’m a lollipop salesman."
[This message has been edited by Lucie (edited 01-27-2000).]