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LongJohn, Toerag and Balladeer's Terrible Fate

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Lucie
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0 posted 01-27-2000 07:05 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Lucie

Today I needed something to make me laugh. This did it. Poetry is my salvation.  (sorry guys... hehe)

Longjohn, Toerag and Balladeer went to sail the foreign seas.
Leaving on a big boat throwing caution to the breeze.
They traveled far and landed on an exotic foreign shore.
In a land with different customs like they’d never seen before.

They wandered through a village where they saw some pretty  girls.
Bathing in a marble garden in a bathtub made with pearls.
And being just the men they are, moved to take a closer peek.
Looking closely at the lady’s never noticing the Sheik.

Well the lady’s were in a harem and the Sheik owned all of them.
He was not real happy they’d been seen by these three men.
The sheik stood by and listened as they each made their confession,
then said "you’ll lose your manhood in ways that mirror your profession."

Balladeer was called forth and asked to claim his work.
He told him "I’m in pest control, kill rats and roaches where they lurk"
The sheik then called some Harem girls and Deer yelled and grabbed his lap.
He was quickly bound and taken to the nearest rat trap shack.

Longjohn stepped up and told the Sheik "computer’s are my game."
The sheik turned and called some girls and they took him just the same.
He then told poor Longjohn  "man,  you don’t have much to lose to me."
What you have there in your pants right now "IS" a  virtual reality.

Well now it was poor Toerag’s turn to face this evil Sheik.
He was smiling broadly to himself when he stepped up to speak.
"Your gonna lose your manhood I do not think you understand"
Toerag chuckled "yes I do.. I’m a lollipop salesman."



[This message has been edited by Lucie (edited 01-27-2000).]
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suthern
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1 posted 01-27-2000 07:22 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

This is great, Lucie... thanks for the grins... and three cheers for my favorite lollipop salesman! LOL
Lucie
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2 posted 01-28-2000 12:21 AM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

Ha ha Suthern guess no one else thought it was funny..  
hoot_owl_rn
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3 posted 01-28-2000 12:37 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFLMAO....wise is our man Toe I believe  
devina
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4 posted 01-28-2000 02:48 AM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

Too cute Lucie..I think I needed the laugh myself!

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...
Toerag
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5 posted 01-28-2000 07:46 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

LOL.....nicely done Lucie.....Yanno, it would be just my luck though that the damn Sheik would be a sucker........
Lost Dreamer
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6 posted 01-28-2000 08:46 AM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

This was excellent,LOL
Local Rebel
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7 posted 01-28-2000 09:26 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Yanno what I really like about this board so much better than that other one is that over here nobody does stuff like this to me... ROFLMAO --

Toe -- My kids always bite lolipops man -- you may yet be in trouble...

Thanks for the giggle Lucie!!!!
RainbowGirl
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8 posted 01-28-2000 09:37 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Lucie: It's just as well you can't hear me laughing then..*g*

HUSG

 Feed your dreams with love...
Seymour Tabin
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9 posted 01-28-2000 09:45 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Lucie,
Funny and well done but I've heard that one before. Yet it's still funny and you did it well. Sy
Andrew Scott
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10 posted 01-31-2000 05:33 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Funny stuff here Luc... Your's is the first I've read having recovered from that mean old bug.  Thanks for the laugh.

As for Rebel's comment... my kids always chew too.
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