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Master
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0 posted 01-26-2000 04:22 PM       View Profile for Master   Email Master   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Master's Home Page   View IP for Master

PS: Don't take these too seariously.

1) I stood beside her, looking fine
Although as hopeless as it seems,
She dreamt three years of being mine
My looks had justified her dreams  

Her eyes were burning with a flare
I was the reason for this burning
She gave my chest a hungry stare
And I could understand her yearning

2) The man I see looks like a God
His parents have achieved perfection...
How funny, would you look at that?
Iím staring at my own reflection

3)I could be modest
And reject your praises
But lets be honest
I am the greatest

4) I must confess
Iím blessed with sorrow
As cupidís arrow
Hit my chest
It fell apart
(No, not my heart--
The cupidís arrow)

5) (in case you can't figure this one out, it's also about self-love)

How can I love somebody else but thee,
Whose image is reflected in my cup?
For even when my eyes refuse to see,
My dreams displaying thee will never stop!
How can I live abreast of my desire,
And hear that heartbeat echo as my own?
When from within, there burns a sacred fire,
How can I love and be as cold as stone?
Oh, lengthy hours, teach me to ignore,
So I may look upon him with no feeling,
So I may gaze into the cup and not adore
The beauty of the man whoís so appealing.
How must I live against myself opposed?
Consume my pride?óOh, Iíll be overdosed!


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Toerag
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1 posted 01-26-2000 04:28 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

I DO HAVE A TWIN!!!,,,,,Nicely done Master, and I'm sure it's all true...right?
Master
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2 posted 01-26-2000 05:04 PM       View Profile for Master   Email Master   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Master's Home Page   View IP for Master

Well if you're my twin, then I wouldn't been suprised if it was true!
Denise
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3 posted 01-26-2000 08:17 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Wonderful, Master! Very enjoyable! I take it that you like yourself...hehehe  

Denise
Master
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4 posted 01-26-2000 09:45 PM       View Profile for Master   Email Master   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Master's Home Page   View IP for Master

Hahhh... what gave you that idea? LOL
 
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