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14,000 Things to be Happy About (#23)

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Ted Reynolds
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THE ORCHESTRA

Who sneezes at the orchestra
Should end up in an orca's craw.

Classic blues.  We increase sins
To mingle "sax and violins."

My musical talent is not so grand --
I play second vibration in a rubber band.

How did he survive when lightning struck?  Herr
Herring was *such* a poor conductor!

I grind my teeth when hearing Fritz --
What I call disharmonic grits.
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hehehehehe....this is funny, Ted!  

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I like this....thanks  
 
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