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The Colonel's Secret Recipe

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Toerag
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Ala bam a


0 posted 01-25-2000 09:58 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Food can be erotic,
Gotta have it to survive,
Ain't no need to diet,
Even if it's fried.

Like Kentucky Fried Chicken,
It's "finger lickin good"
That may not be what you're lickin'
Before ya pick your nose ya should!

First ya eat the breast,
And the thigh drips off your chin,
Then ya got a greasy box,
To stick your bone back in!
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Parker
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... the old black rum


1 posted 01-25-2000 10:03 AM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

Toe, I'll never look at KFC the same way again. This should be in adult too. Do you think ordering KFC will set the mood.

Parker
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


2 posted 01-25-2000 10:04 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFL... I love it! *G* Ya busy for lunch, sweets???
Toerag
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3 posted 01-25-2000 10:05 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Adult? Whatever for?.....Ya mean...ya don't like "chicken?".....I guess it would depend where your mind is....LOL....and everyone knows my mind is always pure and innocent..
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4 posted 01-25-2000 10:08 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Absolutely. (nodding sagely) Our very own resident saint! *G*
Toerag
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Ala bam a


5 posted 01-25-2000 02:50 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Okay! So I shouldda posted this on the teen board after lunch?...So crucify me?....LOL
Bad Boy
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6 posted 01-25-2000 05:25 PM       View Profile for Bad Boy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bad Boy

Toe?
I think your lookin for love in all the wrong places
A greasy box?lmao
I don`t know how the heck you come up with this stuff.
Nose pickin,sex,and greasy chickin all in the same poem??
You have one hell of an imagination.




 The Devil Made Me Do It.

Toerag
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Ala bam a


7 posted 01-25-2000 06:40 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Bad boy..well yassee....I've been heavily medicated on something most all my life...from the late sixties till now....I've never had a hangover cuz I've never stopped drinking?..And I've never had withdrawels cuz I've never stopped buzzing...I sent ya some of my awful stuff....don't know if ya got it, (poems of sorts that is)....but you wouldn't imagine how my mind works sometimes....(or how it doesn't?).....Marijuana won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya......LOL....(Just kidding, haven't had any in many years.....).......
Seymour Tabin
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8 posted 01-25-2000 06:55 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
Finger licken, nose picken, greese chicken.
Sounds sane to me. what are they all talking about? Maybe putting the bone where it belongs? Whats wrong with that?
Enjoyed the poem.
Bad Boy
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9 posted 01-25-2000 07:25 PM       View Profile for Bad Boy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bad Boy

Yea I got`m Toe.Thank`s
You should Repost them for all the new people to read.
Some of your work might come across a little twisted but I think that`s what make`s them so damn fun to read
They all show your talent as a writer,well most all.
Thank`s for all the laugh`s.




 The Devil Made Me Do It.

WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
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10 posted 01-25-2000 11:15 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

I see you been busy buddy ol' pal!  The title had me laughing and the inside was even better!  LMAO!!

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Where there is faith,
there is love.
Where there is love,
there is peace.
Where there is peace,
there is GOD.
Where there is GOD,
there is no need.

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HelmutB
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11 posted 01-26-2000 01:50 AM       View Profile for HelmutB   Email HelmutB   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit HelmutB's Home Page   View IP for HelmutB

ROFLMOA Is that good enough and clear as a reply
I really loved this one

 The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools.

 
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