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I Should Have Listened ( A Wife`s Revenge )

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Bad Boy
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0 posted 01-23-2000 05:37 PM       View Profile for Bad Boy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bad Boy

Sunday football`s on T.V.
Kid`s are outside playin,
Wife`s talkin up a storm
Can`t hear a word she`s sayin,
She ask me, Honey do I look fat?
Yea,Yea Is my reply,
Then I ask,What did you say?
She say`s never mind
with an evil eye.
Back on the game
I turn my attention,
Then she start`s again,
Im taking the card
and your truck,
your money im going to spend,
Ok,yea go ahead,
please move out`a the way,
My wallet`s gone,so is my truck,
What the hell did she say?
Dang, you`d think I would learn
to not be such an a**,
Now my account
will be overdrawn,
And my truck will be out of gas.

I CAN`T BE THE ONLY ONE?

                                                                   



 The Devil Made Me Do It.





[This message has been edited by Bad Boy (edited 01-23-2000).]
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Martie
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1 posted 01-23-2000 05:47 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Well.......you should have listened.  This was great and I'm sure you're not alone, sometimes even good boys don't listen.

 In the dew of little things,
the heart finds its morning
and is refreshed.
(ee cummings)
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2 posted 01-23-2000 05:48 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

hehehehe.....no, you're not.....and that's what you all get for not listening...hehehe  

Cute poem!

Denise
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3 posted 01-23-2000 06:19 PM       View Profile for Bad Boy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bad Boy

OK,I may be a Bad Boy but im a man.
And for some men it take`s longer to learn than other`s,right?
Thank you Martie,Denise
Im sure this is echoed around the world,right?
Im learning.
I should have hidden my wallet and key`s
Thank`s you 2  





 The Devil Made Me Do It.

Munda
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4 posted 01-23-2000 06:28 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

LOL This poem gave me a pretty good picture what happened. Serves you right for not listening   Nice poem !  
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5 posted 01-23-2000 06:39 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine


Behind the wheel of your Dodge Ram
I think about what you said
would it have been better
to just pop you in the head?

I cooked all day so you could sit
in front of the big screen TV
Was it too much too ask
that you pay attention to me

For all you know, I'm having
an affair with our neighbor Joe
that would serve you right for
the whole neighborhood would know

But I guess I shouldn't be so hard
on you this time of year
'cause the Christmas bills are due
and I just drank your last beer!


Bad Boy
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6 posted 01-23-2000 06:52 PM       View Profile for Bad Boy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bad Boy

OK,Now Im wiping the tears from my eye`s,
not sad one`s but Im laughing so dang hard from your reply Poet..
Pop him huh?lmao
dang,I can`t even write.
Thank`s ya`ll


 The Devil Made Me Do It.

SEA
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7 posted 01-23-2000 09:12 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Bad Boy, I have been following you all around tonight! You are making me laugh. I loved this poem. You shoulda listened to your wife. Poet had it right, I'da popped my husband one for not listening to me! HAHAHA-   SEA
Bad Boy
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8 posted 01-23-2000 10:23 PM       View Profile for Bad Boy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bad Boy

SEA,You know that Im from Seattle right?
What does your name stand for?
Not SEAttle?
Dang you have me blushing now.
I knew It was a mistake to come into a place where everyone love`s each other.
A man could get soft in here,but not me
Thank you sweety




 The Devil Made Me Do It.

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9 posted 01-23-2000 10:31 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

You're definitely not the only one! I've got a sign on my wall which reads "We interrupt this relationship to bring you the football season". I understand you, bad boy. Been there. Done that.  
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10 posted 01-23-2000 10:52 PM       View Profile for d.schultz   Email d.schultz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for d.schultz

Bad Boy~~  I sent this one to my husband, even though I am the football nut in the house......  thanks for the smile....  good poem  

p.s.  We are moving to Seattle in March.. any tips.. do I need my raincoat  

[This message has been edited by d.schultz (edited 01-23-2000).]
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11 posted 01-23-2000 10:59 PM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

LMAO -- I'm with the wife on this one (of course).  'Cept I would have put something like magnesium citrate in your beer, so I hope you have a TV in the john, honey ...   hehehe

--Kess


 Full fathom five thy father lies,
Of his bones are coral made,
Those are pearls that were his eyes;
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange...


--William Shakespeare, from The Tempest

kitkat
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12 posted 01-23-2000 11:28 PM       View Profile for kitkat   Email kitkat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for kitkat

oops, did you write something bad boy? Guess I should pay attention all kidding aside, I enjoyed your piece. But woman should know by now, when the pigskin is flying it will be very hard to get ya mens attention. I myself just watch for the "tight ends"hehehe
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13 posted 01-24-2000 12:56 AM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Bad Boy, nope sorry. Not from Seattle. Although same coast line. SEA just happens to be my initials. Am I lucky or what? I love the ocean. -SEA
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14 posted 01-24-2000 01:00 AM       View Profile for One Who Understands   Email One Who Understands   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for One Who Understands

Tisk, tisk, tisk...you know that you should have known better
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15 posted 01-24-2000 10:27 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL
fc
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16 posted 01-24-2000 12:09 PM       View Profile for fc   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for fc

will ditto hoot on this one, that is one thing I have to be grateful, no football husband lol....but hey can I still pop him in the head??????  
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17 posted 01-24-2000 03:34 PM       View Profile for spiked   Email spiked   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for spiked

This is good
Will remember to ask what she said before I reply lol

Might find myself in your shoes
Bad Boy
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18 posted 01-24-2000 06:01 PM       View Profile for Bad Boy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bad Boy

Thank`s again everyone for all your replie`s.
And Schultz,it`s a Beautiful day here in the Northwest,well for now that is.
And yep you`ll be needing a raincoat.
Your coming here during the most Beautiful time of year here.
Sky: Wow I think I would have to go to the bar and watch the game you should be called Bad Girl

Balladeer:thank you,I knew I couldn`t be alone on this one.

    

 The Devil Made Me Do It.





[This message has been edited by Bad Boy (edited 01-25-2000).]
 
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