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A Peacemaker's plea for 'Deer and Toe

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LngJhnAg
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0 posted 01-20-2000 12:26 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for LngJhnAg

It isn't fun to sit quietly by,
While tears are pouring from my eyes,
Thinking of my friends in the fray....
(Somehow seems to make my day.)

Balladeer, with his new style,
As usual makes the ladies smile.
And suthern, too, I might add,
Seems to be somehow glad.

Poor ol' Toe, with face so long,
Has been rebuked for his wrongs.
Regardless, though, Toe's still game...
(psst, Toe.  'Deer says you're in 1st Grade).

These two poets in their war,
Make us sad like ne'er before.
Toe with his off color wit,
'Deer with his rewsponse to it.

We want you two to stop this war,
We don't want you fighting anymore.
(psst, 'Deer. Toe says you will get yours.)
(psst, Toe. 'Deer says you write real poor).

Blessed are the peacemakers, I've been told,
That's why 'Deer should make peace with Toe.
And, Toe, my friend, you should too
Make peace with 'Deer as I would do.

Now come on boys, please shake hands.
Show us you'll give peace a chance.
(psst, 'Deer.  Toerag said you write real bad.)
(psst, Toe.  'Deer says he'll kick your a**.)

Please heed my call to end this feud,
We in Passions love both of you.
(psst, Toe.  'Deer says he'll run you off.)
(psst, 'Deer.  Toe says you're always soft.)

Heed this plea from old Long John,
We fear for you if you go on.
(psst, 'Deer.  Toe says you love young sheep.)
(psst, Toe.  'Deer says you're in trouble deep.)


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fc
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1 posted 01-20-2000 01:30 PM       View Profile for fc   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for fc

lol@peacemaker....a master of irony and humor...but lol a peacemaker? I think not  
Nicole
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2 posted 01-20-2000 01:40 PM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

LOL@rewsponse!!  

Poor 'Deer, writes with such grace and elegance...spells one word wrong and gets trounced!  

Thank God for you all, and the laughs and smiles you give us.  

(poem wasn't too shabby either)  


 May I never be too busy to help another's load,
Then I'll be drinking from the saucer 'cause my cup has overflowed.

--Author Unknown
devina
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3 posted 01-20-2000 02:38 PM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

Now Long John, your being naughty again...me thinks we'll call you instigator, but a good one at that!!!!LOL@your peacemaking- friend!!!

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...
Nan
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4 posted 01-20-2000 03:02 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Um.... LngJhnAg... I'm gonna suggest to the highest authorities in the land that you should be a Peacekeeping Regulatory Engineer.... Whatcha think??? We can get you clearance for that, can't we?????
    
Local Rebel
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5 posted 01-20-2000 03:05 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

I think there may be a Nobel prize here somewhere...
Andrew Scott
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6 posted 01-20-2000 03:15 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Hey LJA... you ever think about working for the United Nations? You could be a front line peacekeeper in say places like the Middle East... India & Pakastan... the defucted USSR  states... All the hot spots! Yep, you would be my man of choice for world peace. And on that forum you might even run for Miss America or Miss Universe. Just remember the wave... its elbow-elbow, wrist-wrist.  
Sunshine
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7 posted 01-20-2000 03:52 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

LJA, your "peacemaking" sounds more like "Piece-making"...as ever I've heard!

Now, if ONLY 'Deer and Toe will respond accordingly...

 Sunshine
Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


Balladeer
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8 posted 01-20-2000 04:52 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

LongJohn, after waxing so eloquently on this subject, I do agree that you are truly one of the great pacemakers of our time! I, for one, will be glad to bury the hatchet. (Hey, Toe! Put your neck on that block of wood for a sec, ok, pal?)
Denise
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9 posted 01-20-2000 05:00 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

With peacekeeping like this the 'wars' will never end.....and we wouldn't have it any other way!!  

Denise
hoot_owl_rn
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10 posted 01-20-2000 06:17 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL...all I can say, is I'm glad you don't work for our defense department  
WhtDove
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11 posted 01-20-2000 09:14 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL, if these two were ever at peace it could become boring around here!  Glad to see your return around here, you were missed!

 <*\\\><
Where there is faith,
there is love.
Where there is love,
there is peace.
Where there is peace,
there is GOD.
Where there is GOD,
there is no need.

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LngJhnAg
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12 posted 01-20-2000 10:44 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Thank you, all my fine friends.  Your responses were very much needed today.  They made me laugh and smile, and that is a very special present, indeed.
Echo Rhayne
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13 posted 01-21-2000 01:44 AM       View Profile for Echo Rhayne   Email Echo Rhayne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Echo Rhayne

If 'Deer and Toe did stop this feud
What on earth would all us do
without the laughs they bring to us
I for one would have to fuss

So Toe I heard from 'Deer you smell
And 'Deer, Toe said that you can't spell
You all can call me an instigator
but they CAN'T stop this now OR later




 ~*~ ^i^ ~*~ Love is such a lonely art, and death is but a taste. Minds are merely instruments that often go to waste! ~*~ ^i^ ~*~


One Who Understands
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14 posted 01-21-2000 02:10 AM       View Profile for One Who Understands   Email One Who Understands   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for One Who Understands

You guys never fail to amaze me
Nan
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15 posted 01-21-2000 08:30 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

ROTFLMAO @ Ruth..... I'm such a wench...
suthern
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16 posted 01-21-2000 10:10 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Ahhh, sailor... wasn't "peacemaker" a term for the quick guns of the Old West? *G* Are you sure you're not a divorce lawyer? LOL. Good job... thanks for the grins!
LngJhnAg
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17 posted 01-21-2000 11:25 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Belle - thanks for that grin - I was afraid you might side with Toe AND 'Deer and come after me.  Them I can handle - you I can't.

I responded to your Fenster poem.  I hope it gives you a smile.  You know me and cats, so the theme of that poem is really quite rare for me.
Pepper
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18 posted 01-21-2000 11:32 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

LngJhn...you're a peacemaker extraordinaire....ROFL...  
 
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