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14,000 Things to be Happy About (#9)

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Ted Reynolds
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0 posted 01-16-2000 07:27 PM       View Profile for Ted Reynolds   Email Ted Reynolds   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Ted Reynolds

THE POSITION OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU BITE INTO A TACO

(Hey, I didn't come up with this particular list of "happy things", and sometimes it confuses me as much as it must you.  But here is how I rose to this current challenge.)

The position of your head when you bit into a taco
Is sort of like the relationship of Gibraltar to Morocco.
It's not exactly like when you're tackling an enchilada --
if anything, I find the latter feat just a trifle hada.
And as for carrying out the operation on burritos,
You just have to chomp ahead full speed, and damn the torpittos.

                               (Thank you, Ogden)


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Denise
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1 posted 01-16-2000 07:50 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

hehehehehehe....funny one, Ted!

 Denise

And slight is the sting of his trouble
Whose winnings are less than his worth;
For he who is honest is noble,
Whatever his fortunes or birth.~~~Alice Cary, ~Nobility~

Nan
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Yep - and if yer head ain' jist right... yer in big trouble.....
hoot_owl_rn
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ROFL
Justbleu
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This is funny....made me smile....Thank You!!

Take Care
Bridgette
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Is that why the tomatoes always fall in my lap.  Cute!
PhaerieChild
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6 posted 01-18-2000 03:17 AM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

Just when I was thinkin' of going down the street to Taco Bell!! Very funny and still laughing. Thanks for the mood lifter...

 Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

Shawna R. Holder
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