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Adam and Kermit
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Adam and Kermit |
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Rus Bowden Member
since 2000-01-13
Posts 139 |
So many faithful here, and the weekend upon us, figured I'd post this limerick fun from late summer at the evolutionists expense. Adam and Kermit A cave ape called Link once said, "Madam, if you'll be the mom then I'll dad'em." They had an affair a chromosome spare - The boy that she bore they named Adam. Now Link gave to Adam a pet, a pre-frog who always stayed wet, who mated this fish, a caviar dish, and thus he and Kermit so met. The ape girls all thought him a ringer for Elvis the chimpanzee singer - with each coy ape look those pelvises shook, so Adam became quite the swinger. But Adam, he thought it quite cruel that each ape he had birthed a mule - He went to his dad who seemed more than glad to father an Eve for his fool. For Adam and Eve tweren't no biggie to nudie it under the figgie - They had Cain and Abel and Betty and Mabel and Kermit the Frog had Miss Piggy. |
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whiskey
since 1999-12-28
Posts 1278Australia |
This is great thanks for the laugh , I needed it  |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Here's Elvis the chimpanzee singer He strums the guitar with his finger He plays "rock 'n' roll" And is really quite droll - He's full of poetic zingers....   [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 01-14-2000).] |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
This was great and gave me quite a chuckle. Thanks for all that cleverness. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
A very interesting evolution! *G* Thanks for the grins! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Wonderful! I loved it!  |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
A dead-ringer this zinger ... points a poetic finger ... at Elvis the chimpanzee, turned singer ! Such convolution this evolution. Shall we start a revolution? Elvis is dead ..... and I don't feel so good myself ! I needed a laugh ..... and I got it ! Thanks, Rus. ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Thanks for the chuckle, Rus! Now our Rus has so cleverly writ a cute limerick to showcase his wit he's got a keen basis though I bet, paraphrases, what indeed had those ape-ettes so smit'.  Claire |
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Rus Bowden Member
since 2000-01-13
Posts 139 |
hi whiskey, glad you laughed. thought this would br good on a friday night.rus ---------------------------- Nan, This is fun!as fingers strum out blue suede shoes the ape has the jail house rock blues but here inside passion in don't be cruel fashion i'm all shook up by your reviews Rus ---------------------------------- Hi Martie, So glad you read. And thanks for the compliment. I wanted to give something back from last night welcome. Glad you chuckled. Rus ----------------------------- hi suthern, to make you grin is why this was posted. so glad you did. and well, how else could evolution have been? rus ------------------------------- Hi Poet deVine, Thanks for reading and your wonderful response, Very appreciated. Rus -------------------------------- Marge, Thank you! Friday night zingers of chimpanzee ringers for down constitution a laugh's the solution Rus ------------------------------- Hi Claire This limerick of mine I did share With all the ape-poets O so fair But then I was smit by the feminine wit of a poetess with the name Claire |
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Echo Rhayne Senior Member
since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495Canyon Country, CA |
LoL, thanks for the laugh =) ~*~ ^i^ ~*~ Love is such a lonely art, and death is but a taste. Minds are merely instruments that often go to waste! ~*~ ^i^ ~*~ |
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Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Very clever, Rus! Thanks for the laughs! Couldn't have made the point any better! Denise And slight is the sting of his trouble Whose winnings are less than his worth; For he who is honest is noble, Whatever his fortunes or birth.~~~Alice Cary, ~Nobility~ |
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Nate Dogg Senior Member
since 1999-11-15
Posts 1658Georgia, Fulton |
Creative poem Rus! I love your chimpanzee singer. Nathan |
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Rus Bowden Member
since 2000-01-13
Posts 139 |
Hi Echo, Glad you laughed. Thanks for looking at this one. Appreciated. Rus --------------------------------------- Hi Denise, Thanks for pointing to the point. Seems there is enough creation bashing going on. I tried a different form that flopped, then I had fun writing this. Rus -------------------------------------- Hi Nate, Tried to figure how an ape would be attracted to a human. Had to be Elvis for me. Thanks for reading.Rus |
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Astraea Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 378California! Yeah! Okay, I'm done now |
Amusing. Couldn't help smiling when I read this one. Nice. ~Astraea< !signature--> "Sometimes stars can only be seen in darkness." "Sorrow's crown of sorrow is remembering happier things." [This message has been edited by Astraea (edited 01-17-2000).] |
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Anne Member
since 1999-12-31
Posts 78 |
That was more fun than a barrel of monkeys! (ha, ha) |
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Rus Bowden Member
since 2000-01-13
Posts 139 |
Hi Astraea, Thanks for sharing your smile Nothing like a limerick.Rus ---------------------------------- To All Thanks for such a great welcome. I'm having a hard time but a wonderful time trying to keep up with all the activity and great verse here. I am sincerely moved by the people in Passions. I feel I should be reading more and would love to, but my poor lonely pillow... Rus |
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