So many faithful here, and the weekend upon us, figured I'd post this limerick fun from late summer at the evolutionists expense.
Adam and Kermit
A cave ape called Link once said, "Madam,
if you'll be the mom then I'll dad'em."
They had an affair
a chromosome spare -
The boy that she bore they named Adam.
Now Link gave to Adam a pet,
a pre-frog who always stayed wet,
who mated this fish,
a caviar dish,
and thus he and Kermit so met.
The ape girls all thought him a ringer
for Elvis the chimpanzee singer -
with each coy ape look
those pelvises shook,
so Adam became quite the swinger.
But Adam, he thought it quite cruel
that each ape he had birthed a mule -
He went to his dad
who seemed more than glad
to father an Eve for his fool.
For Adam and Eve tweren't no biggie
to nudie it under the figgie -
They had Cain and Abel
and Betty and Mabel
and Kermit the Frog had Miss Piggy.